"Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me."
Those are the words of model-slash-reason I steal my neighbor’s Victoria’s Secret catalogs, Adriana Lima, according to Page 6.
Now, Lima has dated Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter, and (I use this term loosely) rocker Lenny Kravitz. I guess they didn’t respect her choice. Idiots.
Adriana, I just want to go on record and let you know that I do respect your choice. A lot. And I agree, sex is for after marriage. So that’s why you should date me. I’ll be perfectly content with third base. I promise.
Check out some crazy (NSFW) Lima pictures over at Egotastic. And while you do, please, show some respect.
Spike Lee has mixed feelings about Condoleeza Rice. On the one hand he hates her, on the other he despises her:
â€œAfrican-Americans will have to really, really, really, really, really, REALLY analyze the Secretary of Stateâ€™s record, and get past the pigmentation of her skin,â€ he said. â€œIf we do that, I donâ€™t think we can vote for her. Iâ€™m not the spokesperson for 45 million African Americans â€¦ but thatâ€™s my right as an American citizen.â€ He laughed. â€œHopefully, that right hasnâ€™t been rescinded yet. Iâ€™m not going to vote for that woman. No. Way.â€
[A confession: I'm just posting this because I think the picture of Rice sitting alone, staring out an airplane window is somehow really funny, though I can't say why.]
I like "Sharon Stone’s Glory"…
Sunday night’s premiere of The Sopranos had everybody talking the next day. Is Tony okay? What does this all mean? And perhaps most importantly, what the f*ck did Junior say when he shot him?
We don’t really know, but whatever he said, we’re obsessed with it. Check out our new mash-up!
Do the words "Spanish Inquisition" send you into giggles? Is your favorite tree the larch? Did you vote for the Very Silly candidate in the last election? Then the Silly Walk Generator is for you.
If you weren’t invited to Santino Rice’s intimate screening with family and friends of the final Project Runway, you’re lucky. Nothing kills a party like televised rejection. Watch Santino watch himself get eliminated and watch his friends slowly start to grab their coats.
As you may have heard by now, the story that Will Ferrell died in a paragliding accident was just a hoax, and a lame one at that. It was factually wrong, mathematically challenged, and included spelling errors. But if you like a good hoax, you might like to see this list of the 100 best April Fool’s hoaxes of all time at the Museum of Hoaxes. It includes the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest, Sidd Finch, the Taco Liberty Bell, Nixon for President in ’92, and tons of other great ones. The list is incredibly entertaining, and also it might inspire you for April Fool’s in a couple of weeks.
Take a long, hard look into the future of The Bush Dynasty. Gaze upon the Chosen One, and tremble in awe at his mighty skills in speech and leadership! Behold Pierce Bush, the Once and Future President!
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If you’re like most Americans, chances are you’ve received an email or a phone call from a friend asking you if you’re interested in joining their NCAA basketball pool. And, if you’re like most Americans with a slight gambling problem, you probably said yes.
Before you submit your sheet and write in UConn to win it all, Cracked is offering you a little who’s who in your Office Pool, so you know exactly what you’re going up against.
I like this little cheat sheet. I fall right in between the ‘You’ category and ‘The Guy Who Doesn’t Pick Any Upsets’, so my chances are pretty good this year.
So go Duke! (and every other team with a seed higher than the team it’s playing against!) I could use the $75.