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- Close the curtains, swathe yourself in cashmere, and listen to 9 Crimes off of the new Damian Rice album over at Curiously Tasty.
- Did someone say “Jazz reinterpretation of the best song of all time, November Rain“? Undomondo just did. (Warning: The original’s better.)
- If you’re curious as to what exactly Brazilian Electronica means, You Can Call Me Betty tries to explain. Note: It’s not a hairless robot army.
- Post Mod Sky puts together an awesome playlist of covers, including The Editors interpretation of the Gorillaz‘ Feel Good Inc.
- Idolator breaks down the hottest band of the moment, 120 Days. They had us at “not every song is written for a laser show.” Mmmm, retinal cancer.
After viewing this unnecessary clip over at TMZ, one might conclude that Dennis Rodman is on the rebound (hey-O!). Standing outside a heavily-trafficked Hollywood hotspot, apropos of nothing, the full-time freakshow with a passing interest in basketball launched into the following impromptu dissertation on the various women he’s been romantic with over the years:
“All the girls I’ve loved before, I’ll f*** ‘em all. Every bitch that’s f***ed me, like this one, I’m gonna give it f***’n hell brotha.”
Um…okay? Well Dennis, I’m not really sure what in the hell you’re talking about, but I can safely assure you that we all stopped giving a sh*t about your “wild man” antics somewhere between Carmen Electra and Double Team. Standing outside The Ivy and rambling about “f*cking b*tches” isn’t rebellious or edgy – it’s something we expect from crazy street people, which is exactly what you like here. So for your tragic misconception about the public’s continued interest in your moronic behavior (and, what the hell, for old time’s sake), I am pleased to award you the honor of being today’s Daily Douche, along with all the undeserved attention this distinction will bring you.
“I’m a cheesy pop star. I am. I sing pop music, pop music is cheesy.”
Jessica Simpson was recently interviewed by Jane magazine. The folks over at Janemag.com have some audio outtakes from her interview. So head on over there right now to learn more about Jessica than you ever thought you would. Fun facts like:
- Dolly Parton is her idol.
- She’s into photography.
- Listens to Judy Garland’s “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” every single day.
- She sees a white butterfly every single day but she can’t figure out what it means.
I don’t know why, but I have a feeling that knowing these things may save your life someday. You’re welcome.
Caption This! brought to you by Stranger Than Fiction, in theaters November 10th.
The Hoff doesn’t hug. He full-body death-grips.
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You know the one thing we’re going to miss after the election is over next Tuesday? Humorous attack ads like this one. Ron Kind is the Wrong Kind… unless of course you want a guy who “pays for sex, but not for soldiers.” Um… can I get back to you with an answer on that one? Thanks.
Clip via Wonkette
As it’s never too early to get yourselves in the Holiday Spirt, we direct you over to Amazon, where you can pick up Ali Lohan’s Christmas Album, Lohan Holiday (swear to god), while supplies last. Yes, nothing will bring the happy holiday cheer to your house quite like this treasure of twelve Christmas Classics as sung by Lindsay’s lesser-known little sister. Tracks include:
It’s a Lohan Christmas Miracle! Preview the lyrics to our personal favorite, “Have a Lindsay Lohan Christmas”, after the jump!
Sometimes VH1 makes me angry. They have this movie Totally Awesome premiering this weekend and by all accounts it looks pretty decent (and by “pretty decent” I mean “hopefully better than “Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story.“) But then I go and find this clip of a hot chick playing with her nipples and faking an orgasm on camera and it’s tagged “Deleted” & “Censored”?!?!? What’s the hell is that all about? Come on VH1! Grow a pair!
I’m keeping my fingers crossed that this scene was removed from the final cut because it didn’t contain as much nudity as the rest of the movie. Now that would be Totally Awesome.
It’s time to raise the terror alert to the hot pink “Celebrity Danger” level, because according to this report, our beloved Brangelina is in danger of being attacked by al-Qaeda! In what might be the terrorist organization’s most brazen move since September 11th, the threat to the well-being of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is so significant that they’ve been put on “Y category security” (whatever that means) by the government of India, where Angelina is currently shooting the film A Mighty Heart. Once the crippling terror wears off, we’re left wondering how President Bush will retaliate to this obscene attack on everything this country holds dear. We need to be tough, none of this pus*y-ass “invading and demolishing a country that had nothing to do with it” stuff – it’s time to nuke India, people. We must take a firm stance and tell these heathen cowards once and for all – you can terrorize our people, but not our famous people!