Denise Richards Injures 80-Year-Old Woman in Wheelchair

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RICHARDS.JPGFrankly, the above headline is enough to satisfy our gossip palettes til at least dinnertime. But for those professors out there who need “the facts”, here they are. Denise Richards is currently in Canada filming Oscar-hopeful Blonde and Blonder. The actress, best known for her starring role in I Bang Sleazebags Exclusively, noticed two unauthorized paparazzi on set, stormed over to them, and threw their laptops over the balcony of the hotel. This would be a really empowering, kind of kick-ass, “Take Back The Night” story… had the laptops not hit an 80-year-old woman in a wheelchair down below.

The elderly woman wasn’t badly injured — the laptop struck her in the arm — and refused to press charges. The real tragedy of all this? That no one was on hand to capture pictures of Richards in all her post-traumatic-divorcee rage. Can you say Sheen Family Christmas Card?

BWE SPORTS: Oh Mandy Randy

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When one of the NFL’s most bad-ass players (Randy Moss) signed with its most bad-ass franchise (The Oakland Raiders), everybody was pumped. His jersey started showing up in more rap videos than P. Diddy and everybody was excited to see how he’d do in the silver & black. Flash forward to 2006: The Raiders suck and Moss has pretty much disappeared. So how have the Oakland fans voiced their displeasure? Through song, naturally.

That was much, much more elegant than booing. Eagles fans take note. (link via Gorillamask)

Style Seen: VV Brown, We Want This Outfit Very, Very Much

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News: Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Post-Baby Body

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The Office: For True Fans Only

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carrell.JPG(Mini possible spoilers for tonight, but barely.) Fans of The Office, fair warning: Do not miss tonight’s episode. For tonight airs the fateful episode “Branch Closing”, where Jan informs Michael that the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin will cease to exist. (And yes, Steve Carell cries.) This particular plot point was how the first season of the original British version of The Office ended, but thankfully, for the U.S., we have all Fall/Winter/Spring to see our favorite Scranton workers teaming up with the Stamford branch (read: Jim, Andy, etc.) Meaning we can finaaaally see a little Pam-on-Jim action!

Some things to note: Yahoo TV has posted three short clips from tonight’s episode. And also, beginning at midnight in the east and 9 pm Pacific time, NBC.com will air an extended Producer’s Cut of the episode! And producer Greg Daniels will be liveblogging during the 9 pm ET airing, with behind-the-scenes info. Finally, according to this press release, “‘The Office’ is also primetime’s most upscale comedy, with the highest concentration of homes with $100,000-plus incomes and highest median income for its 18-49 audience among network comedies.” So either I need a raise, a monocle, or new friends. Hence if you’re reading this post, true fans, call me!

Leonardo DiCaprio May Direct, Says Clint Eastwood

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News: Heavy D Dead At 44

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While You Were Ordering Chaotic On eBay

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  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were not targeted by Al Qaeda, but instead received threats from a little known Islmanic fundamentalist group trying to gain exposure. And who absolutely hated Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
  • A Broadway musical set to the songs of Bob Dylan will close less than a month after it opened. Too much blowing, not nearly enough wind.
  • In her divorce settlement, David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife is demanding money so she can continue living the “A-list life she has grown accustomed to.” The Hoff’s lawyers countered by reminding the court that she was married to David Hasselhoff.
  • Actor Daniel Baldwin was arrested in California on suspicion of stealing a SUV. Alec has called this the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Baldwin family since Biodome.
  • Lindsay Lohan gave British superstar Robbie Williams the cold shoulder when he tried hitting on her at Hyde. It was neither the body part nor temperature Robbie expected.

Style Seen: Tyra Plays It (Not Too) Safe

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