Leonardo DiCaprio May Direct, Says Clint Eastwood

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News: Heavy D Dead At 44

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While You Were Ordering Chaotic On eBay

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  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were not targeted by Al Qaeda, but instead received threats from a little known Islmanic fundamentalist group trying to gain exposure. And who absolutely hated Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
  • A Broadway musical set to the songs of Bob Dylan will close less than a month after it opened. Too much blowing, not nearly enough wind.
  • In her divorce settlement, David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife is demanding money so she can continue living the “A-list life she has grown accustomed to.” The Hoff’s lawyers countered by reminding the court that she was married to David Hasselhoff.
  • Actor Daniel Baldwin was arrested in California on suspicion of stealing a SUV. Alec has called this the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Baldwin family since Biodome.
  • Lindsay Lohan gave British superstar Robbie Williams the cold shoulder when he tried hitting on her at Hyde. It was neither the body part nor temperature Robbie expected.

Style Seen: Tyra Plays It (Not Too) Safe

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Top 5 Photos Of Rihanna’s Beach Vacation

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Best Night Ever: 11/08/06

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It’s the Best Night Ever for Wednesday, November 8th! Katina is here to walk you through the best moments of Wednesday night TV, including Dancing With The Stars, America’s Next Top Model, Lost, Biggest Loser, and Top Chef.

See more of Katina on www.KatinaCorrao.com.

…OF THE DAY

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  • FRUSTRATION: Losing our internet service around 4:45, resulting in light postage in the latter portion of the day. We’re sorry, and certain this is somehow K-Fed’s fault.
  • FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FRESNO FAME: K-Fed’s homeboy from back home Ralph Johnson stepped into the spotlight to give extra his “exclusive” insider report that Kevs is bummed, but still optimistic. Somebody’s getting lucky at the Applebees bar tonight! (Defamer)
  • BIRTHDAY: TMZ, who celebrates one whole year of firecrotches, round the clock Hyde Nightclub coverage, and multiple instances of harassing celebrities to the point of violence. May your second year be twice as classy! (TMZ)
  • PRIMATE PARANOIA: Are monkeys trying to take over the world? And if they do, will it be hilarious? (RADAR)
  • PUDDING PAY-OFF: Bill Cosby has settled his “groping” suit with an unpublished amount that we’re going to estimate is in the neighborhood of 4.5 million pudding pops. (E! Online)
  • PERFECT TIMING: Rosario Dawson narrowly dodges the media frenzy bullet that would have resulted from her divorcing Jason Lewis (yeah, we don’t know either) if not for Brit and Kevs. (Hollyscoop)
  • A List of People Britney Spears Is Smarter Than

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    BRITNEYSPEARS2.JPGIf there’s one thing Britney Spears was never given much credit for, it was her brains. But yesterday’s shocking divorce proceedings from hubby K-Fed, and the details of the couple’s water-tight pre-nuptual agreement, proves that maybe the baby-producing pop star isn’t as dumb as we thought. In fact, to prove this point, we’ve compiled a list of people that Britney Spears is smarter than. There are plenty of surprises!

    Britney Spears Is Smarter Than…

    • Paul McCartney. His divorce from one-legged sometime soft-core porn model Heather Mills is adding up to be the most expensive divorce settlement in history. Mills could hobble away with anywhere from $200 to $400 million dollars!
    • Steven Spielberg. In the 1980′s, Spielberg weddorced actress Amy Irving (best known as Izzy in Crossing Delancey, i.e. unknown). Luckily, she’ll never have to work in that town again, as they never signed a pre-nup! “True love” quickly turned into “The $100 Million Mistake” for Steven.
    • Reese Witherspoon. Sure, Reese might be a better actress than Brit, but Reese’s southern hospitality is soon to bite her in the ass, as ex-huz Ryan Phillippe looks to earn a pretty penny in their divorce settlement.
    • Harrison Ford. Imagine you’re a hot young action star. Imagine you’ve made millions swinging from vines and protecting your children from the IRA. Now imagine some woman (who happens to be the mother of your children and wife) is all “this isn’t working out”, and then takes half of your Indiana Jones money, or roughly $85 million. You would also have a mid-life crisis.
    • Christina Aguilera. Kidding. We just wanted to rile you.

    “The Official Screencap of the 2006 Election”

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    (Rick Santorum’s son, via Wonkette)

    What better way to tell America how you feel than to pull the old “pushing up your glasses while simultaneously giving America the middle finger” trick during your father’s televised concession speech? Look’s like the schoolyard is gonna be a lot tougher when Daddy’s not a Senator anymore, eh?

    Sorry. We’re still getting over having to explain to our mother the other definition of Santorum. Google the guy’s name alone, and you’ll know what we mean. (Shudder.)

    LISTEN UP: Sounds Like Fish

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    • Gorilla vs Bear has some nice things to say about young folkster Benoit Pioulard, and a nice live track from Sufjan Stevens, who I think Pioulard sort of sounds like.
    • Speaking of soundalikes, Rewritable Content has an entire post’s worth of songs that resemble one another, including tracks by The Decemberists, The Spinto Band and Jens Lekman.
    • If you’re wondering what a live version of a brand new Modest Mouse track sounds like, head on over to Stereogum and find out.
    • If you want some more of that new Ghostface we love so much, roll on down to Notes From a Different Kitchen and get some more fish.
    • Instrumental Analysis has a few tracks from one of my favorite new rock & roller groups, Middle Distance Runner.