March 14th, 2006 | 12:38 pm by AlexBlagg

Let’s Play the Irrelevancy Feud!

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Not since the great Scott Stapp vs. 311 showdown of 2005 has there been such an epic battle of unnecessarily bloated egos as this – Scott Weiland and W. Axl Rose!

First, Axl files a lawsuit against Slash and talks some smack about Velvet Revolver, calling lead singer Weiland a "fraud". 

Then Weiland fires back a blistering open letter with perhaps the funniest opening line ever:

Get in the ring Go the gym, motherf*cker, or if you prefer, get a new wig motherf*cker.

Ouch.  Weiland 1, Rose 0.

Of course, Chinese Democracy is going to reinvent rock music as we know it.  Right, Axl?

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March 14th, 2006 | 12:15 pm by Best Week Ever

TV From the Cradle to the Grave

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What if this happens:
A couple meets on The Bachelor. They have their wedding on Wedding Story. They have a child on Baby Story. Then they do an episode of Wife Swap. That causes problems in their marriage, so they see Dr. Phil. They can’t work it out, so they go Divorce Court. The husband doesn’t like the settlement, so he kidnaps the kid and is on America’s Most Wanted. He’s caught and his trial is on Court TV. He mysteriously dies in prison, and his case is featured on Autopsy. Finally, the couple’s life is made into a Lifetime movie.

Did I miss anything?

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March 14th, 2006 | 11:59 am by AlexBlagg

Put Me In, Bowser – I’m Ready to Play!

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Ah, the click of the mouse, the neurotic checking of the standings, the sweet, sweet pleasure of bragging obnoxiously to your co-workers.  That’s right, folks – it’s Fantasy Baseball time again.  But take a break from crafting your sure-fire killer team and join us in pontificating a much greater, much more important question: who would you pick as your starting line-up if you could only choose characters from classic Nintendo games? 

I’ll post my line-up after the jump – put yours in the comments!

Read more…

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March 14th, 2006 | 11:41 am by BobCastrone

SIZZLER: Angie’s Wild Ride

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God, I miss the pre-Brad-and-pre-adopting-half-of-Africa Angelina Jolie. Check this out:

I want to start out by saying I’m Bi-sexual but this happened in a
straight bar. I was in the ladies room of an L.A.bar when two girls
came in and were fooling around in the next stall. Then there was
shouting and one of them left. The other girl was crying at the sink
when I came out. She was VERY intoxicated. She was also one of the most
beautiful, exotic women I had ever seen before or since.

The story gets very Penthouse Forum from there. Not that I’ve ever read Penthouse Forum… I’m just assuming. Read the rest of the not quite safe for work Angelina Jolie story here. The woman sharing the story withheld her name and her location, so there’s really no way of ever finding out if this is true or not… but you know what? In my mind- it is. And that’s all that matters.

Link via Gawker.

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March 14th, 2006 | 11:22 am by BobCastrone

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: South Park’s Scientology Episode

Tom_cruise By now you’re well aware that Isaac Hayes has left South Park (we’ve mentioned it a couple of times.) In the words of Eric Cartman, Hayes got sand in his vagina over a November episode of the show that poked fun at Scientology.

What was so bad about the episode that poked fun at Tom Cruise, John Travolta, R. Kelly, and L. Ron Hubbard himself? Well, see for yourself:

You can download some clips here. Or, if you really have time to kill, watch the whole damn episode here.

So what do you think? Is Chef over-reacting, or is this episode really the worse thing to happen to South Park since Mecha-Streisand? Your call.

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March 14th, 2006 | 10:59 am by Best Week Ever

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Office Space as Thriller

When Office Space came out in the mid 90′s it was way ahead of its time. Humour about the mundane was trumped by Quentin Tarantino-esque pop-violence. Well imagine how successful the sleeper hit would have been if they packaged it as a crime thriller. Ron Livingston would probably be headlining a 16 Blocks by now. (via daily sixer)

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March 14th, 2006 | 9:20 am by Best Week Ever

While You Were Checking Your Faucets For Beer

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March 13th, 2006 | 7:00 pm by BobCastrone

…Of The Day

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QUOTE: "Years ago I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image, and he’s right." –Paris Hilton (Egotastic)

KISS OFF: Isaac Hayes tells Matt & Trey to suck on his chocolate salty balls– Chef quits South Park. (Yahoo)

ANNOYING TIMEWASTER: Hum along to just about every TV theme song from the 70′s, 80′s, and 90′s… just try to stop yourself. (Retrojunk)

‘FULL HOUSE: THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY’ MATERIAL: Dave Coulier goes wild. (Cityrag)

CATCH PHRASE: Gotsar a malenka. (or whatever the hell it is Uncle Junior is saying in this clip.

BARGAIN: Michael Keaton is willing to work for $100/day. And who said Jack Frost killed his career? (CNN)

TIVO ALERT: Howard Stern on Letterman tonight. Sorry Les (don’t fire me.) (CBS)

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March 13th, 2006 | 6:24 pm by Best Week Ever

Calling All Tyra Fans!

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If you’re as big a fan of Tyra Banks as we are then being a guest on her life-changing show would probably be a life-changing dream come true. We visited the life-changing Tyra website to see what kinds of shows they’ve got coming up and to our surprise, the producers are planning a show about Tyra! They’re looking for guests that feel passionately about the talk show host:

Are you Tyra’s number one fan?  Do you dream of one day meeting Tyra face-to-face?  Have you been inspired to accomplish a dream or overcome great odds because of something that Tyra said or did? Have you done something wild, or even embarrassing, hoping to get the chance to see or meet Tyra? Do your friends and family love to tell funny stories about how much you admire Tyra?

While the Best Week Ever family loves to tell funny stories about Tyra, she already knows how we feel about her.  This is your chance to give back; you owe her that much. Be a guest on the show!

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