Mac Guy Still Accepted By Apple

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justinlong.jpgLast week we were excited when we read Radar’s Exclusive! story that Justin “I’m A Mac” Long was getting dumped by Apple. We’re not sure why we were excited– he seems like a nice enough guy. Maybe it was because a rep for Long said “Justin’s a movie star, not a commercial guy,” presumably with the same air of smugness Justin delivers his “I’m a Mac” lines in the ads.

Well, apparently Justin’s rep was wrong and Mr. Long is STILL a commercial guy. According to Justin’s blog, “I don’t know where that report came from that said I wasn’t going to do it anymore – I’m literally setting my alarm right now to wake up for a Mac shoot tomorrow -we’re doing some holiday spots now which I think will be pretty funny.” So there you have it: Justin Long IS a Mac guy. And a commercial guy. And, apparently a blogger. Well, you can’t win them all.

Read more about Mac-Guy-Gate ™ at RadarOnline, Gawker, & The AppleInsider.

CAPTION THIS! More Like Geen Simmons

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Dennis Rodman realized that, even in full on KISS regalia, he couldn’t keep the gold diggers away.

Yes, that is Dennis Rodman. And some ladies. While our brains explode, leave your captions in the comments! (pic via Deadspin)

LISTEN UP: All You Can Eat

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  • All Things Go posted an unbelievable hip-hop mixtape today, complete with printable album art. So head over there for a mix that includes Clipse, Outkast, the Wu-Tang Clan, T.I. and so much more.
  • But you know what that mix was missing? The Fat Boys. Luckily, today >bounce/oz posted 5 tracks from everybody’s favorite rotund rappers.
  • Everybody Cares, Everybody Understands also has a mix today, only theirs includes M. Ward and Death Cab For Cutie.
  • Jarvis Cocker’s solo album “drops” in the U.K. today, which is why you should visit ThaBombShelter and pick up 3 incredible Pulp-esque tracks.
  • And finally, do you remember Silverchair? We do… kinda. And so does Culture Bully, which is why they have an mp3 of the kids covering Midnight Oil.

A List of Things Oprah Can Give to TomKat

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TOM OPRAH.JPGIt’s been reported today that America’s Queen© Oprah Winfrey has not been invited to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ wedding in Rome. We’re not sure why this is such a revelation — perhaps in some cultures jumping on one’s couch is a symbol of everlasting loyalty and friendship — but it doesn’t seem like Oprah minds all that much. In fact, she appears much more perturbed about what to give to the happy couple as a wedding gift! Well, fear not, Oprah. We’ve put together a handy little gift-giving guide for you that will make both Tom and Katie smile like the day they became contractually obligated to love one another.

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1. Cuddle Chimp. Double your Suri’s for only $24.99! Katie will certainly appreciate the gesture, as Suri will have hours of quiet fun playing with the toy in her air-tight isolation chamber. Most little tykes give this toy a 10 on their e-meter — entertainment meter, that is!

The list continues after the jump!

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SIZZLER: Katie Blows Three Grand on Lingerie That Will Ultimately Be Ignored

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Katie Holmesundies.jpgAccording to MSNBC’s The Scoop, in the final hours of her life outside of matrimony, Tom Cruise & Scientology’s bride-to-be Katie Holmes spent $3,000 on “lacy underthings” during a recent pre-marriage shopping spree in LA. While this news is most certainly adorable, it would seem that our naive little darling is either a) under the misconception that marriage will have a negligible impact on Tom’s sexual interest in her, or b) making one last desperate attempt at convincing herself that Tom’s “tendencies” can be controlled by $3,000 worth of panties. Either way, we wish her the best of luck and hope that, if the skimpy new skivvies don’t work out, not to give up entirely – there’s always roofies.

TRAILER MIX: Bond Through the Years

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DANIELCRAIG.JPGThis Friday marks a historical day in the realm of swanky British cinema, as a brand new James Bond is released into the wild. Daniel Craig will reprise the role made famous by so many other cads in the new Bond flick Casino Royale. So far, the reviews are nothing short of raving, and Craig is said to bring a much-needed seriousness to the part. But how will the movie stack up to its predecessors? Film site Cinematical has compiled every James Bond trailer from the past 45 years for your enjoyment. The earlier ones are campy in the best way, while those from the 80′s starring Roger Moore look more like a David Hasselhoff production. Try to watch as many as you can to gear up for Friday, and let us know which Bond movie is your favorite. Here’s our favorite one: Goldfinger with Sean Connery.

Seay It Ain’t So

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frat guy.jpgDo you recognize the pleasantly plump gentleman to the right? Of course you do! It’s everybody’s favorite racist frat boy from Borat and the reigning BWE Daily Douche, Justin Seay.

The fine folks at Collegehumor were able to hunt down the cache of Justin’s recently deleted MySpace profile. Studying the page, we learned that before Justin suffered “humiliation, mental anguish, emotional and physical distress” he was just a good ol’ boy like you and me. He looked up to Jack Bauer, loved the NFL and Nascar, played guitar, and didn’t read anything because he “don’t have to.” And, oh yeah, he hated minorities. For some reason he forgot to mention that.

You can check out Justin’s page here. But don’t be too hard on the guy– who hasn’t slipped up and said disparaging things about minorities to a man pretending to be a foreign reporter when they were in college? Everybody does! It’s college! That’s what you do! Right?

K-Fed & His $50 Million Penis

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“Here’s a note to stars: When you make a sex tape it always comes back to bite you in that certain area you chose to bare on screen. You follow?”

I couldn’t say it any better myself, completely disposable FoxNews anchor. With a rumored Britney/K-Fed sex tape about to rear it’s ugly (and we mean ugly) head, the people over at Fox report Mr. Fed has already been offered $50 million for the 4-hour long tape. Me? I find it hard to believe Kevin Federline has ever worked for 4 hours on anything.

Video via Gawker

While You Were Snorting Your Morning Coffee…

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Best Night Ever: Monday, November 13th

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It’s Best Night Ever for Monday, November 13th! Brian Faas is here to walk you through the best of Monday night tv, including How I Met Your Mother, Prison Break, Heroes, and Studio 60!