Okay, I’ll admit that I bit when a video of Pauly Shore getting punched in the face during a stand-up gig hit the internet. Call it wishful thinking, but I really believed that a dude in a cowboy hat knocked Pauly the F out. Well, now the Weasel is sharing the making of the staged fight with everybody on MySpace. Check it out- I promise it’s more entertaining than “the making of Jury Duty.”
I hope you stuck around for the previews at the end. Because I, for one, can’t wait to see Pauly on Entourage and Natural Born Komics Miami. Weeze the Juice in ’07… and beyond.
When we heard the first single off Gwen Stefani’s new album The Sweet Escape we were nervous. Why was Gwen yodeling and rapping over beats that sounded like Pharrell shat them out after an all-nighter with Fergie-Ferg? Things weren’t looking (or sounding) good. So you could imagine the sigh of relief we let out after watching the video for “Sweet Escape.” Not only does Gwen look great, but the song sounds as if it belongs on the soundtrack of an 80’s movie like Just One Of The Guys. What I’m trying to say is, watch the damn video now.
Vid via Stereogum
Itâ€™s Best Night Ever for Tuesday, January 9th! Alex Blagg is here to walk you through the best moments of Tuesday night TV, including: Big Day, the People’s Choice Awards, House, and the fake celeb-obssessed Dirt!
In the center, a photo of David Beckham‘s Chia Head, available for Xmas ’07 here (more photos here). On the right, a finely featured, pony-tailed David Beckham. On the left, a police sketch of a man who likely raped someone’s Grandmother.
You make the call: Is that Chia Head bending it like Beckham? Or will you finally be able to grow a field of jubilant greens out of the head of the man who sullied your Nana?
Answer: Their laughter. Unrelated: A morbidly obese walrus doing situps.
According to Variety, Frat Guy Messiah jambander Dave Matthews is scheduled to guest star on an upcoming epsiode of popular medical comedrama House:
Matthews will play a savant who was hit by a bus when he was 10. The accident affected his mental development but suddenly gave him the ability to play the piano flawlessly despite never having taken a lesson.
Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) is brought in after the virtuoso begins suffering seizures and the character’s father (Kurtwood Smith) must decide whether to cure the impairment — and lose his son’s musical gift.
It’s wonderful to see the realms of real life and art converge in an hour of heartstring-pulling television in which viewers will hang on the edge of their seats wondering whether or not Dave will be able to pull through a life-threatening surgery with his ability to wail gratingly while d*cking around on his guitar for hours still intact!
AKA Zarf gets his period aka The Funniest All My Children Moment of All Time. Please watch this. We are busy memorizing it in order to audition for that Grease reality show everyone’s talking about.
We should also add that even derobed, Zarf is still sexier than Mary Cheney.
The Rosie O’ Donald Dispute horse has been beaten beyond death, but the “WWE Raw” parody wrestling match between an overweight woman and an actor in a wig worse than The Donald’s? Awesome.
(pic via ONTD)