With 2006 down to its final 13 days, everybody is rushing to put out their Best Of The Year lists. Going from site to site and magazine to magazine to find out what the 10 Best– well, everything is– can get a little tiring. We want to make things easier for you. Over the next two weeks we’ll be giving you the 10 Best 10 Best Lists of 2006. No need to go anywhere else. Here’s the first one: The 10 Best Celebrity Body Parts of 2006.
10. Matthew McConaughey’s chest
It used to be a safe bet that Pamela Anderson would be the most frequently photographed topless celebrity in a given year. This year, Matthew McConaughey took the torch. Rain or shine, it didn’t matter; like a mailman, Matthew always delivered the goods. And he delivered them topless (and probably high as a kite.) (iFilm)
9. Anne Hathaway’s nipples
Celebrity nip-slips are supposed to be a beautiful thing. However, when Anne Hathaway dropped by Ellen and talked about how her see-through nipple pics made her cry, we felt really, really bad. For about 9 seconds. Then we went online and googled “Anne Hathaway + nipple” for the 8,765th time this year. (YouTube)
8. Lindsay Lohan’s ass cheeks
It seems like ages ago that Lindsay Lohan was known for her incredible rack. In 2006 she showed us another side of herself. The bottom side. We miss the good ol’ days.(Egotastic)
7. Clay Aiken’s hand
Clay’s hand was at the center of a big controversy this year. It caused Kelly Ripa & Rosie O’Donnell to fight, and it led to discussions about homophobia and politial correctness. Imagine what that hand could accomplish if it didn’t have such a weak wrist supporting it. (YouTube)
Judge Mathis is no stranger to the tawdry tales of those who find themselves in the unfortunate position of having gotten “sexed”, as he makes so perfectly clear in this clip of classic Daytime Court TV:
One of the highlights of The Office Christmas Episode 2006 was Steve Carell‘s heartfelt and lovelorn version of the epic song “Your Body is a Wonderland.” It’s the perfect sappy, middle school, dough-faced song to embody a character as clueless as Dunder Mifflin boss Michael Scott. Well, it turns out singer John “Robin Williams” Mayer is totally in on the joke — when asked for permission to the song rights, he declined, thinking they would make fun of him. When producer B.J. Novak explained that, yes, they were going to, but in a cleverer way than most, Mayer agreed under one condition: He Wants a Dundie.
And a Dundie he received, for being the “Tallest Music Dude.” (Though, judging by this picture, we would have given it to him for “Being in Johnny Depp-esque Mode”) Well, it’s not actually any FUN to make fun of John Mayer if he kind of knows that his music sucks! Also, we are very jealous. You can read about his decision on his blog, and feel free to come to his defense musically in the comments section. We’ll keep an open mind for a full 24 hours, so get to it. (Link via TVTattle)
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Believe it or not, a see-through dress with pink underwear is a step in the right direction.
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We were really excited to check out the latest winner of X Factor (England’s American Idol) Leona Lewis, who has been called “England’s Kelly Clarkson, Minus the Dad Issues.” Notorious curmudgeon Simon Cowell absolutely adores her, most likely because he’s second only to Michael Douglas in the “Following Your C**k Around” Department… but even still, we were genuinely excited to hear her cover Clarkson’s “A Moment Like This.” And, well, we’ve put up both videos for your comparison… Kelly’s version and our reaction after the jump.
Attention Soap Opera aficianados – America’s beloved idol of masculinity Clay Aiken is scheduled to appear as himself on an upcoming episode of Days of Our Lives. Check out the special “Behind the Scenes” clip below and watch Clay show off his acting chops in a steamy scene in which a man with an eyepatch tries to give the Idol “a ride home” after his show. You’ll have to wait for the actual episode for the tinkling piano music and the dramatic dolly into a close-up of a nearby vase of flowers.
Congratulations, you guys, we finally did it! We slacked off our jobs, spent literally billions of collective hours f**king around on the net, and our combined manpower became too much for Time Magazine to ignore. So much so, that they named “You” — look in the mirror, fatty, YOU! — their “Person of the Year.” Why? Because, according to the issue, “You” control the digital information age. Well, that… and they, like, really need to sell magazines to idiots stupid enough to believe they’re actually the “Person of the Year.” (The cover will be mirrored, so that you can watch yourself call up your ex-wife and break the big news to her.) Who knew that hours and hours of masturbating to internet porn would lead to such an honor, ya’ll???
*Our condolences to runner-up Kim Jong Il. Hope this cheers you up!!!