Some of you may have already seen this video, but for those of you haven’t: be warned. Depending on your state of mind you’ll either find it hilarious, adorable or terrifying. Right now I’m wavering between the last two.
Link via Collegehumor
West Coast Readers, this one goes out to you: Tori Spelling‘s garage sale, her down-to-earth way of telling America that her Mom really screwed her over, is beginning right now! That’s right, at 9 am, Tori will get out her jewel-encrusted folding tables and lay out some of the finest clothing, accessories and home decor that 1997 had ever seen. Says the ex-trust-funder:
I’m having the sale because we’re moving and my taste has changed.
TRANSLATION: “Sure, 3 years ago a 12-piece chinchilla couch with crocodile feet seemed like a really tasteful way to spice up a living room. But, since my dad died, I realized it’s a little tacky… plus, Ikea’s having a sale.”
I’m a notorious pack rat; I keep everything.
TRANSLATION: “That Peach Pit leather bomber jacket is only $12.99.”
And I wanted to get organized before the baby arrives.
TRANSLATION: “Do you have any idea how much diapers cost?”
So this seemed the perfect time to clean house. It feels good!
TRANSLATION: “Life has never been more dire.”
If you do happen to stop by the sale, send in your purchases/pics to firstname.lastname@example.org.
This photograph, courtesy of TMZ, is too good not to share:
The video plays like a trailer to Terminator 4, Paris Hilton‘s future self coming back to save her young self from dying in the famous Hyde Electrical Fire of 2007. Seriously, take our word and watch these two stumble out of their SUV. In the meantime, we’ll be waiting for Granny’s crotch-shots to surface any minute now.
You know Shea Hess as one of our regular Best Night Ever panelists– she’s been walking you through some of the best moments on television for almost a year now. We know Shea as an actress who just got back from Japan having completed a tour of Rent. When we asked her to participate in this week’s iPod Shuffle she didn’t hesitate. I guess after performing in front of thousands of people on stage and millions of people online, it takes a lot more than that to make her nervous.
Shea Hess’ iPod Shuffle
1. Madonna “All by Myself”
2. Felix Da Housecat “Silver Screen Shower Scene Remix”
3. Pet Shop Boys & Kylie Minogue “In Denial”
4. Portishead “Biscuit”
5. Bloc Party “Staying Fat”
Now it’s your turn. Leave your Shuffle in the Comments. And remember- Don’t lie!
If you’re a Netflix user like Miss Modernage and just about everybody else who owns a DVD player, you’ve probably noticed the holiday envelopes they’ve been sending you lately. Well, in case you didn’t realize it, the drawings are by Hollywood A-listers. Take the Leonardo DiCaprio one to the left, or the Scorsese, Theron, and Peter Jackson ones here. Believe it or not, they’re not the only ones who participated. Click below to see more.
You know, I sat down to make fun of the trailer for the upcoming Rocky sequel Rocky 6: The Alzheimers Beatdown, but I’ve gotta say, I think I sort of want to see this. Am I still just talking hungover nonsense after last night’s MTV Networks Holiday Party/Vodka Guzzlefest, or does this underdog actually look decent? You make the call!
(SIDE NOTE: Mason Dixon is the worst boxer name since Soda Popinski.)
Itâ€™s Best Night Ever for Thursday, December 7th! Mindy is here to walk you through the best of Thursday night tv, including: Scrubs, 30 Rock, The OC, My Name is Earl, and wet hot fun on Survivor: Cook Islands.
You can check out more videos of Mindy HERE.