Our friends at Fleshbot (yeah, we have friends at the NSFW Fleshbot, what’s it to ya?) directed us over to the best quiz we’ve seen all week: Guitar Face or O-Face?
It’s not as easy as you’d think. For example, take the picture of Jared Leto here on the left. Is the 30 Seconds To Mars frontman / Urban Legend star rocking out to one of his kick-ass songs about how nobody truly understands him, or is he finishing up with another young wannabe actress who’s only there because they totally loved Jordan Cattalano in 1994? It’s a tough call.
Take the (pretty NSFW) quiz here. And good luck… perverts.
What happens when celebrities take a job at a supermarket to make some extra cash? Supermarket of the Stars answers all of those questions, as both the awesome Illeana Douglas and Justine Bateman strap on their pink aprons to find out, in scenes that include “price check” line readings with the Indian manager. This is one of the best vids we’ve ever seen on Youtube, we swear it.
This is a pretty easy one. Take a look at the below three comparison pics, and tell us: Which one is Zarf, the transgender character on All My Children, and which one is the recently impregnated Mary Cheney, daughter of Dick. It’s harder than it sounds.
Answers after the jump!
After upsetting the Jews who own Hollywood with an anti-Semetic movie (The Passion Of The Christ) and anti-Semetic rant (the one with the word “sugartits” in it), Mel Gibson has decided it might be in his best interest to move on and upset a group that doesn’t own much of anything: The Mayans.
Indigenous activists in Guatemala are calling Mel’s new movie, Apocalypto, racist. And they haven’t even seen the movie yet– just the trailer! So you know it’s racist.
“Gibson replays, in glorious big budget Technicolor, an offensive and racist notion that Maya people were brutal to one another long before the arrival of Europeans and thus they deserved, in fact, needed, rescue,” said Ignacio Ochoa, director of the Nahual Foundation that promotes Mayan culture. [keep reading]
I’m actually starting to feel bad for Mel. If the guy can’t say that the Jews killed Christ, that the Jews start all the wars in the world, and that the Mayans were bloodthirsty animals, what can he say? “I’m getting too old for this s**t!” No wait… that was Danny Glover’s line.
He’s got nothing.
Yesterday, we posted our handy-dandy “Britney Spears Vagina Jokes Hilarity Index“, charting the rise-and-inevitable-fall of humor that is Britney’s swollen chassis. We assumed that the lowest point of hilarity would be the inevitable thong joke dropped by Jay Leno chin-minus-3 years from now. But we forgot to take into consideration an almost unfathomable lower point — something unfunnier than Jay Leno’s monologue: Britney Spears… making fun of herself. A reader tips us off to a message on Britney’s website:
In a way, we’re relieved. It’s kind of like how Seinfeld went off the air in their prime, before “jumping the shark.” By making fun of her own self, Britney has essentially removed the fire from her own vagina. And we thought she’d need a special cream… Bless.
The good news? She’s just getting started, everyone! Keep your eyes peeled for a Paris/Britney Goatse pic at Hyde any day now.
We don’t remember this preview for the 2006 MTV Movie Awards featuring Topher Grace, Flava Flav and Jessica Alba. Perhaps the over-abundance of the term “Pee-Pee Gun” rubbed the censors the wrong way, or perhaps we ourselves went to the toi-toi during a commercial break on Date My Mom… anyway, men, women and Brigitte Nielsen should really enjoy this one.
(Via College Humor)
It’s Best Night Ever for Wednesday, December 6th! Shea is here to walk you through the best of Wednesday night tv, including: King of Queens featuring an ice cream truck, Tyra and crew has chosen America’s Next Top Model for us, the Biggest Loser a la Wylie, the always peaceful Real World has made it to the glorious land of Denver, and MTV has a new series about poor guys trying to act rich in LA on TwentyFour Seven.
When the folks at Fasthugs dropped this incredibly long rant about Celebrity Duets’ Marie Osmond (complete with video evidence to back up their “she’s a douchebag” claims) we were impressed. But it was this video they posted today that really blew our minds. It’s part of the How Can I Tell If I’m Really In Love series, and it reminds us that A) the 80′s were awesome, and B) Jason Bateman wasn’t always as cool as Michael Bluth. He was much, much cooler.
After you’re done watching that video, it’s time to watch this one. Just incredible. So do you have something you want us to check out? Drop it now!