ICYMI: 30 Years Of Badass Rocky Fight Clips

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Just in case you didn’t skip work today to be the first (and maybe only) person on your block to catch Rocky Balboa in theaters, the folks at Chowdaheads have pulled together 6 great Rocky fights to get you excited. It’s tough to choose a favorite fight from the past 30 years (editor’s note: 30 years!?!?), but we’re gonna have to go with this one. I pity the fool who disagrees.

By leaving Rocky V off the list, Bill Simmons is one step closer to his dream of everybody agreeing that Rocky V never happened.

Link via Deadspin

NAME THAT STAIN! Tats Entertainment!

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As we reported earlier, X17Online caught Britney Spears getting a small star tattoo with Kid Sister Jaime Lynn. As if that weren’t enough, we noticed an unusual stain on BB Netan-yahoo’s dress. Time for another round of Name! That! Stain! Is it:

a. Drippage from when she mouth fed Jaime partially digested Cheetohs.
b. C-Section Scar Leakage.
c. Pizza froth.
d. An easy explanation for how she scored that “free tattoo” (see also, Monica Lewinsky‘s blue dress)
e. Paris Hilton Ass Goiter Sweat.

Take our poll, or leave your own answer after the jump!

SPOILER ALERT: The Office’s Sandals Scandal

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When we stumbled across Pop Candy’s link to this NBC Promo Spot that MIGHT contain the answer to the mystery of who accompanied Michael Scott on his trip to Sandals (all-inclusive) Resort at the end of last week’s amazing Christmas episode of The Office, we had no choice but to watch the clip, and our suspicions appear to have been confirmed. To click or not to click – the choice is now yours:

TRAILER MIX: Transformers Is Going 2B SO GOOD

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TRNSFORMERS.JPGYou guys, seriously. The new Transformers trailer is out today, the robotiest little Christmas gift director Michael Bay could ever deliver. Our verdict? It looks F**KING AWESOME! We are 80’s children, so Transformers remain near and dear to our hearts — though we don’t quite remember them being quite so… deadly. Also, the My Little Pony callback at the end is a nice touch. No word is Rainbow Brite is scheduled to make any on-screen appearances.

Check out the trailer in HD here, or the regular trailer here. Looks like Summer 2007 is going to kick serious ass!

CAPTION THIS! The Britney Monster Strikes Again

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A greasy Britney does her best Brandon Davis impression.

Ahh, Britney. Everybody’s favorite pop star was spotted taking her 16-year-old sister to a sketchy tattoo parlor in Los Angeles. After studying this picture, it makes sense– of course that’s where Britney would take her; that’s where people who look like this go. First to the tattoo parlor, then to Long John Silvers. It just makes sense. Anyway, leave your Captions in the Comments now!

VIDEO HITS 1: The Shins, As Directed By Max Fischer

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Mix one part classic R.E.M. video, two parts Rushmore, one part Joan of Arc and just a touch of The OC, and you’ll have yourselves the brand new video for The Shins’ forthcoming single, “Phantom Limb”.

LISTEN UP: Alviiiiiiiiiiiin!

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  • Yesterday I said that Pogues song was my all-time favorite Holiday tune. Well, I lied. It is undoubtedly “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by Alvin & the Chipmunks, which you can grab over at MOKB.
  • Paper Thin Walls asked a whole bunch of music writers to pick one song that sums up 2006, then put them all together for a Mixtape of the Year.
  • Just in time for Christmas, You Ain’t No Picasso wraps up some cheery new pop music from Captain Sunshine himself, Bright Eyes.
  • Speaking of Yuletide Joy, INDIEBLOGHEAVEN makes us feel light-hearted with a few Christmas tunes from the Man In Black, Mr. Johnny Cash.
  • Apropos of nothing, but still nice to listen to, Gorilla vs Bear has great a new demo from Voxtrot.

Silverback Stiller: Yes or No?

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We’re torn about Ben Stiller‘s new locks. We love nothing more than a little Salt N’ Peppa on a man (Daddy complex, line 3!), but are torn about Ben’s new do. On the one gorilla fist, he looks debonaire as hellllll, shooting “Blue Steel” as only Zoolander could. On the other monkey paw, the greyness makes him look like the lead in Silverback to the Future. Also, he’s starting to develop serious Guy-Pearce-mouth. Still, we vote “hot”!

ICYMI: Justin Sings “SexyBack”; Victoria’s Secret Models Bring Sexy Back

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Last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show had something for everybody. It had Justin Timberlake rocking “SexyBack” for the ladies, and it had the ladies rocking very revealing lingerie for the gentlemen. What a show. In case you missed it, here’s the first 10 minutes. You can find the rest of the show all over YouTube… and all over that VHS tape your little brother left in the VCR last night. You might want to get that away from him before it’s too late.

It’s An Absurdly Awesome Christmas

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nicole elf.jpgGallery Of The Absurd is putting together their own little dysfunctional winter wonderland, complete with Vicodin elves and overly intoxicated Santas. It’s just like being home for the holidays!

Head over there now to see for yourself. And while you’re there, don’t forget to scroll down and check out the great Christmas tree ornaments and menorahs inspired by the events of 2006. I wonder if it’s too late to order a pink Bald Beaver. It’s the perfect gift for mom & dad. Especially dad.