The winner: Schizophonia!
…Of The Day
QUOTE: "I’m the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend." – Dick Cheney (CNN)
BWE PANELIST INTERVIEW (TIE): Greg Fitzsimmons (The Cheap Pop) & Aziz Ansari (WWJB?)
OLD WWF STORYLINE PLAYING OUT IN REAL LIFE: Canada and USA Locked In War of Words (Breitbart)
INTERVIEW: Tom Cruise on Oprah- Remix (BWE)
BOBBLEHEAD DOLL PETITION FORM: Dwight from the Office (Sign the Petition Here)
VIDEO GAME BABE THAT’LL MAKE YOU FEEL DIRTY ABOUT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES: The new Lara Croft (Hollywood Tuna)
Tom Cruise on Oprah: The Way It Should’ve Been
Further proof that Oprah always gets the last laugh. (Thanks to Michael Colton & John Aboud for the concept)
Petition To Save The Tony Danza Show
Due to recent reports that our favorite daytime talk show might be canceled, we decided to take matters into our own hands. Best Week Ever has created a Save Tony Danza petition in the hopes that we can show those network execs how many people are really tuning in.
Please do your part and sign, sign, sign!
Drinking With Dick
Dick Cheney admitted to drinking one beer "hours before" he went hunting with a couple of friends and proceeded to shoot one of them in the face.
Now, generally one beer doesn’t do much to most people. However, anybody who’s ever attended a sorority mixer, drank with a bunch of high school kids, or funneled a beer in high altitudes while hanging upside down by their ankles off a deck KNOWS that different people handle various amounts of liquor differently. If you’re a 65-year-old man with a history of heart problems who probably takes more pills daily than Barry Bonds does over the course of his Spring Training regimen, then I’d say you probably shouldn’t risk it. Well, Dick did. And look what happened.
I think we should all breathe a sigh of relief that Mr. Cheney stopped at just one. If you use the formula One Beer = Shoot a Guy In The Face, things get pretty hairy when you extrapolate that to a night out drinking. Don’t believe me? Just check this out:
WHILE YOU WERE BEING INTERVIEWED BY BRIT HUME
We know it’s not easy to keep up with the world of pop culture when you’re being peppered with questions, so here’s a roundup of everything you need to know to get you through the night:
- We’re behind Tom and Katie 100 percent.
- When deciding the next Bond girl, we think they should think outside of the box.
- La Dolce Lohan.
- Al Roker and Matt Lauer: The luge never sounded so good.
- Hey kids! Don’t start smoking, make TV commercials instead.
- Ren and Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi has a blog. I theenk I’m going to be seeck!
- Mary-Kate and Ashley are set to appear in an ad campaign for Badgley Mischka. They thought it was bag-lady Mischka, but it’s too late to back out now.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Cheney Speaks About Shooting
Dick Cheney came out of his bunker to talk to Brit Hume about what happened the other day, you know when he shot some guy in the face. Apparently, Cheney said it was his fault, but Hume held Cheney close, stroked his head, and said, "There, there. You aren’t to blame. It was the White House press corps. They are to blame." Then Cheney fell asleep in Hume’s arms. Unfortunately, we didn’t get that last part.
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The Next Top Model
The sixth season of America’s Next Top Model starts in a couple of weeks (March 8), but Just Jared has already posted a whole slew of photgraphs of the new contestants. (click the thumbnail to enlarge)
You can start doing your homework on these girls at the official UPN site too.
So, who’s your early favorite? Is it Nnenna with the 4 "n’s" in her name? Is it the pouty 6’1" giant Sara? Is it Leslie, who lists "Asian" as her favorite food? Or how about Jade, the girl who admits that Martin is her favorite TV show?
I don’t know who it’s going to be, but I can’t wait to watch these girls battle it out. (For the record, I think I’ll be rooting for Gina, but only because her favorite movie is Schindler’s List.)
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: How To Scare Your Kid
This month’s box-office horror hit When A Stranger Calls had it all: violence, suspense and scared babysitters. Our only complaint was that there wasn’t enough sacred babies.
Lucky for us we found one.
We have no idea what this kid did to deserve such a cruel and unusual punishment, but you’re about to see a 7 year-old get scarred for life.
Is the Brrreeeport Having the Best Week Ever?
A couple of days ago, this guy invented the Brrreeeport and called for everyone to say “brrreeeport†on their blogs so they would be listed on this Technorati page automatically. He said he wanted to "mess with the man," but he really wanted to test out blog search engines. In the process, he started the Brrreeeport Revolution.
It’s not too early to join, so type "Brrreeeport" into you blog and you might have the Best Week Ever!
