It would seem that Lindsay Lohan might be getting sick and tired of being sick and tired. All the partying and cat-fighting and firecrotching has finally taken its toll on the young starlet, and the NY Post is reporting that Lohan has been seen attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings near her apartment in Los Angeles. While we have nothing but the best wishes for her physical and emotional well-being, it is with a small amount of regret that we witness the passing of a very special time in our lives writing about Lindsay. The Hyde freakouts we had together. The tardiness and truancy on movie sets. The “exhaustion” hospital visits. Oh how we shall miss those. And now that she’s given up Brandon Davis in favor of Bill W., what of the pantiless vagina shots? Will those be “drying out” too? I guess the first step is admitting we have a problem – much less ridiculous behavior to admire from afar. We’re clearly going to have to make a fearless and searching moral inventory of other things to write about, and just try to take all these changes one day at a time.
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As the weeks go by we find ourselves falling deeper and deeper in love with Rashida Jones, a.k.a. Karen on The Office. In fact, now we’re rooting for Jim to end up with Pam just so we can scoop up Karen on the rebound. That’s how we roll. Anyway, while searching for some Rashida online-goodness we stumbled upon this music video over at Life In The Office. The song: “Be Gentle With Me.” The band: The Boy Least Likely To. The reason to watch: Rashida dancing around with puppets is even cuter than Rashida hanging out in an office. You’ll see.
You will not be able to get the following video of Rosie O’Donnell out of your head all day. Trust us. Your brain will shut down. It’s mesmerizing.
Ethan Embry, the possibly autistic actor known for such crushable films as Empire Records, Can’t Hardly Wait and Dutch, was robbed at gunpoint on Sunday night. TMZ reports:
TMZ has confirmed the “Can’t Hardly Wait” star told police that two men recognized him from his film and TV roles, and robbed him and wife Sunny Mabrey in their driveway. The thugs allegedly stole Embry’s wallet containing $400, a watch, and threatened Mabrey.
As the men fled in a silver SUV, one eyewitness tells TMZ that Ethan raced into his house, emerged with a handgun and fired three rounds — though it is unclear whether they were in the air or toward the vehicle.
We still can’t decide what’s most shocking: 1. That Ethan Embry owns a handgun; 2. That Ethan Embry knows how to fire a handgun; 3. That Ethan Embry has $400; or 4. That Ethan Embry’s girlfriend was the stewardess in Snakes on a Plane.
With a rebel yell, she cried more more more. And now, with a desperate plea, we cry stop stop stop! Billy Idol, clearly in the Billy Mack phase of his career (how’s that for an obscure reference?) is releasing a Christmas album. We’re not sure how “punk” it is, but it certainly jingle-bell-rocks. Take it away, Billy.
Wow. Just… wow. We hear that if this wins the UK’s Christmas Number 1 Single contest Billy will perform naked on TV (yeah, that’s another Love Actually reference. Shut up.)
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This morning on The View, Rosie O’Donnell came to the defense of Danny Devito‘s slightly-slurred appearance on the show yesterday, clearing him from any alcoholism accusations. Rosie then went on to say that many guests on her former talk show used to arrive drunk — she wouldn’t name names — and one blind item that we need to crack:
Rosie: Once there was a person on, and I met them in the green room before and they were fine, and then they were alone for a half-hour. And when they came out on the show, they had a burn mark on the face from…
Barbara Walters: Freebasing.
Rosie: Yeah. Which was so sad. And during the whole interview — cause it was live TV, like yesterday, all I kept thinking of is “How can you help this kid?”
So there you have it kids, the question of the day: Who was freebasing backstage at The Rosie O’Donnell Show? Also, we love how Barbara seems to know so much about it… Leave your guesses in the comments.
Maybe we’re biased because we’re bloggers (or are we bloggers because we’re biased?), but this Michael Scott-esque sketch had us chuckling heartily.