Some dude tattooed Maddox Jolie Pitt onto his right arm. People, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times – do not read "US Weekly" while under the influence of alcohol. One minute you’re flipping pages and making catty remarks about people’s dresses, the next thing you know you’re pants are off, your house is on fire, someone has taken out a restraining order against you and you’ve got an adopted third-world child tattooed on your forearm. I’ve seen it a million times.
Gorgeous Scarlett Johnasson and Kiera Knightly are okay with posing nude for the Cover of Vanity Fair so long as it’s classy– ear-sniffing hairy-chested classy.
These were the big stories on this day last year, dug up from a time capsule we buried underneath a fig tree in Brooklyn:
- Angelina Jolie:
The globe-trotting actress juggles tabloid tales, single parenting and relief work Some things never change!
- Hilary Swank:
The actress gives props to Hector Roca, the boxing trainer who made her buff, which makes Mr. Miyagi jealous.
Baby Spice no more, Emma Bunton grows up with a new album. Everybody remembers where we were when we heard this news.
- Hot Spot:
When Lindsay Lohan wants to party in New York City, she heads to Marquee. Now she prefers the ER.
BWE Favorite ProductShopNYC has posted a "Super Fantastic" mix of legal downloads from new bands, interesting remixes and old classics. Go go go go!
Ah, the perks of winning the Super Bowl.
A soda that supposedly sexually arouses the person drinking it will soon be available in stores.
Doctors have already warned that the drink is not for everyone.
Children, pregnant women and people with high blood pressure and
diabetes should avoid the drink, according to the report.
The drink has already banned in Denmark and France. And in my refrigerator. Because the last thing I need is for another beverage to make me want to get some action. Isn’t that what beer is for anyway?
Check out the whole story here.
CBS is casting for the next Rock Star reality show. No word yet on what band-with-dead-lead-singer will replace INXS. Any nominations?
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A lost world has been discovered in the Indonesian mountain jungles, CNN reported today. Bustling with undiscovered plantlife and tropical birds, one scientist reports "It’s as close to the Garden of Eden as you’re going to find on Earth."
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