News: Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Post-Baby Body

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The Office: For True Fans Only

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carrell.JPG(Mini possible spoilers for tonight, but barely.) Fans of The Office, fair warning: Do not miss tonight’s episode. For tonight airs the fateful episode “Branch Closing”, where Jan informs Michael that the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin will cease to exist. (And yes, Steve Carell cries.) This particular plot point was how the first season of the original British version of The Office ended, but thankfully, for the U.S., we have all Fall/Winter/Spring to see our favorite Scranton workers teaming up with the Stamford branch (read: Jim, Andy, etc.) Meaning we can finaaaally see a little Pam-on-Jim action!

Some things to note: Yahoo TV has posted three short clips from tonight’s episode. And also, beginning at midnight in the east and 9 pm Pacific time, NBC.com will air an extended Producer’s Cut of the episode! And producer Greg Daniels will be liveblogging during the 9 pm ET airing, with behind-the-scenes info. Finally, according to this press release, “‘The Office’ is also primetime’s most upscale comedy, with the highest concentration of homes with $100,000-plus incomes and highest median income for its 18-49 audience among network comedies.” So either I need a raise, a monocle, or new friends. Hence if you’re reading this post, true fans, call me!

Leonardo DiCaprio May Direct, Says Clint Eastwood

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News: Heavy D Dead At 44

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While You Were Ordering Chaotic On eBay

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  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were not targeted by Al Qaeda, but instead received threats from a little known Islmanic fundamentalist group trying to gain exposure. And who absolutely hated Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
  • A Broadway musical set to the songs of Bob Dylan will close less than a month after it opened. Too much blowing, not nearly enough wind.
  • In her divorce settlement, David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife is demanding money so she can continue living the “A-list life she has grown accustomed to.” The Hoff’s lawyers countered by reminding the court that she was married to David Hasselhoff.
  • Actor Daniel Baldwin was arrested in California on suspicion of stealing a SUV. Alec has called this the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Baldwin family since Biodome.
  • Lindsay Lohan gave British superstar Robbie Williams the cold shoulder when he tried hitting on her at Hyde. It was neither the body part nor temperature Robbie expected.

Style Seen: Tyra Plays It (Not Too) Safe

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Top 5 Photos Of Rihanna’s Beach Vacation

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Best Night Ever: 11/08/06

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It’s the Best Night Ever for Wednesday, November 8th! Katina is here to walk you through the best moments of Wednesday night TV, including Dancing With The Stars, America’s Next Top Model, Lost, Biggest Loser, and Top Chef.

See more of Katina on www.KatinaCorrao.com.

…OF THE DAY

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  • FRUSTRATION: Losing our internet service around 4:45, resulting in light postage in the latter portion of the day. We’re sorry, and certain this is somehow K-Fed’s fault.
  • FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FRESNO FAME: K-Fed’s homeboy from back home Ralph Johnson stepped into the spotlight to give extra his “exclusive” insider report that Kevs is bummed, but still optimistic. Somebody’s getting lucky at the Applebees bar tonight! (Defamer)
  • BIRTHDAY: TMZ, who celebrates one whole year of firecrotches, round the clock Hyde Nightclub coverage, and multiple instances of harassing celebrities to the point of violence. May your second year be twice as classy! (TMZ)
  • PRIMATE PARANOIA: Are monkeys trying to take over the world? And if they do, will it be hilarious? (RADAR)
  • PUDDING PAY-OFF: Bill Cosby has settled his “groping” suit with an unpublished amount that we’re going to estimate is in the neighborhood of 4.5 million pudding pops. (E! Online)
  • PERFECT TIMING: Rosario Dawson narrowly dodges the media frenzy bullet that would have resulted from her divorcing Jason Lewis (yeah, we don’t know either) if not for Brit and Kevs. (Hollyscoop)
  • A List of People Britney Spears Is Smarter Than

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    BRITNEYSPEARS2.JPGIf there’s one thing Britney Spears was never given much credit for, it was her brains. But yesterday’s shocking divorce proceedings from hubby K-Fed, and the details of the couple’s water-tight pre-nuptual agreement, proves that maybe the baby-producing pop star isn’t as dumb as we thought. In fact, to prove this point, we’ve compiled a list of people that Britney Spears is smarter than. There are plenty of surprises!

    Britney Spears Is Smarter Than…

    • Paul McCartney. His divorce from one-legged sometime soft-core porn model Heather Mills is adding up to be the most expensive divorce settlement in history. Mills could hobble away with anywhere from $200 to $400 million dollars!
    • Steven Spielberg. In the 1980’s, Spielberg weddorced actress Amy Irving (best known as Izzy in Crossing Delancey, i.e. unknown). Luckily, she’ll never have to work in that town again, as they never signed a pre-nup! “True love” quickly turned into “The $100 Million Mistake” for Steven.
    • Reese Witherspoon. Sure, Reese might be a better actress than Brit, but Reese’s southern hospitality is soon to bite her in the ass, as ex-huz Ryan Phillippe looks to earn a pretty penny in their divorce settlement.
    • Harrison Ford. Imagine you’re a hot young action star. Imagine you’ve made millions swinging from vines and protecting your children from the IRA. Now imagine some woman (who happens to be the mother of your children and wife) is all “this isn’t working out”, and then takes half of your Indiana Jones money, or roughly $85 million. You would also have a mid-life crisis.
    • Christina Aguilera. Kidding. We just wanted to rile you.