I don’t know if anyone’s been checking out the official McDonald’s website lately (and really, why would you?), but it would seem that unhealthy, processed, barely-edible food is not just for white people anymore!
Judging from the primary navigation on the left hand side of the "fun new website" (click the image on right to see for yourself), the Golden Arches goodness can now be easily enjoyed by the following people:
Homeless and/or Alcoholic
The Morbidly Obese
Mexican Grafitti Artists
Hippies (and Spanish-Speaking Hippies)
Asians Who Will Admit To It
And worst of all, Bloggers
Also, don’t forget to click through their downright bizarre "Premium Coffee" promo. Apparently their Ad Wizards are now getting as high as the people who eat there.
Even in a skirt, Tony’s all man.
How ya’ doing with your NCAA tournament pool? Yeah, same here (thanks a lot George Mason). Well, if you didn’t predict Florida and UCLA going at it tonight, or if you could care less about Florida and UCLA going at it tonight, do I have the tournament for you.
Band Madness. 512 bands going head to head, NCAA tournament style. You vote for the better band, the more popular one moves on. The best thing about it? One, you can listen to the artists, two, that annoying dude by the watercooler isn’t going to ask you stupid questions about who you picked and why, and three, you’re not going to lose $20 after you pick all the wrong guys. It’s pretty genius, actually. Take that, sports fans. [Play it here]
If you’re anything like me, you’ve always wanted to watch a show about Rosie O’Donnell on a cruise liner filled with gay families. Well you’re in luck because, thanks to our friends at HBO, this Thursday you have that chance.
"Ms. O’Donnell said what she wanted to do was simple: to
provide a relaxing place where nobody would stare or ask stupid
questions about two lesbians bringing up a family, or two gay men with
a bunch of kids and not a woman in sight…An uglier side of life intrudes when the ship docks in Nassau and is met by protestors with signs like "We don’t welcome sissies in the
Bahamas," and shouting, even at the cowering children."
Will this Brokeback Boat of Love be able to navigate through the murky waters of ignorance and intolerance? Be sure to tune in Thursday to find out for yourself.
According to cult expert Rick Ross, Lindsay Lohan has committed herself to Kabbalah. While she had previously been spotted sporting the red string, the actress has confirmed that the religion means more to her than just a fashion statement. When asked about her involvement, the actress replied: â€œYes, I am looking into Kabbalah. All of us need something. You just have to grab on to whatever can get you through."
We thought that’s what Wilmer was for. He may rely on as many celebrities for his own success but at least he’s got something to grab on to.
Christian Finnegan celebrated his birthday the way many a 14-year-old girl would have loved to have spent theirs in 1998– with Carson Daly. Lucky bastard. Watch Christian’s hilarious stand-up performance here, then go wish him a Happy Birthday. Just make sure you’re not wearing a Red Sox hat when you do. That’ll make sense after you watch the clip.
Happy Birthday Christian!
Because there are so many good movies it’s hard to only choose 5, here are the top TEN films you spent your hard-earned money on this past weekend:
1. Once again, there is nothing America loves more than movies about cute animals in arctic temperatures (especially when they’re animated) – $70.5 million
2. Spike Lee does the right thing and makes a movie that doesn’t make you want to choke him – $15.7 million
3. ATL? BTW, FYI: BFD – $12.5 million
4. Failure to just go away already – $6.6 million
5. V for Vaguely ignored by arctic animal-loving moviegoers – $6.4 million
New York* needs your help. There have been some tough times lately with economic hardship, violence and job loss, but we if all come together we can make a difference for New York. Some people say New York is dirty, scary and dangerous, but really, New York is all heart. So please sign this petition to save** New York.
*New York is not affiliated with the city, but strictly refers to the jilted contestant on VH1′s Flava of Love
**by "save" we mean sign a petition to get New York, the girl, her own reality show.
++VH1 or BWE is in no way affiliated with the petition. New York created it herself and she wants you to be a part of it (New York, New York)
It’s not much, but it’s better than nothing. Check out The Simpsons The Movie teaser that runs before Ice Age 2. If that’s not enough for you, Ain’t It Cool News has a Ridiculously Minor Spoiler today. I feel like such a tease, but it’s the best I can do. Can’t wait for 2K7.
Nip Slips are so last year. Lindsay Lohan showed us the future last night… at Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards, of all places. So pay attention kids– nipples are out, ass slips are in.
The ass slip movement has already swung into full gear, with elementary school teachers from coast to coast calling in to announce that several attention seeking pre-teens with a history of poor decision making and a killer coca-cola addiction have already begun to "accidentally" slip out of their Underoos. It’s true. Lindsay has made Ass Slips the new Pokemon.
Click below to see the money shot that started the revolution, or just head over to Egotastic to see a whole bunch of Lindsay Lohan money shots. Umm, that sounded dirty. Sorry about that.