George Takai is everywhere this week– siriusly. Well, we got him! That’s right, watch Best Week Ever tonight at 11 to get your Sulu fix.

Who’s having the first best week ever of 2006? There’s only one way to find out. Tune in tonight.

David Hasselhoff files for divorce! German women rejoice!

I don’t understand why Broadway keeps reviving Neil Simon plays like "The Odd Couple." THIS is what the public wants: The NES classic "Mike Tyson’s Punchout" recreated.

Next up? Contra, hopefully.

Watch it here. Link from Thighs Wide Shut.

But higher!

Cityrag has compiled a list… a photo essay, if you will… of some of our favorite celebrities smoking the reefer. Snoop would be so proud.

Smoke weed everyday, here.

What happens when you put the brilliant Steven Colbert next to the amazing Conan O’Brien? The highest of high comedy.

Learn why Rosa Parks was overrated right here.

Brilliant. Thank you Gorillamask. Thank you.

I don’t think these two are dating. No way. I think Nicole is just part of Steve-O’s act now. So, what’s he going to do?

• staple her to his ass?
• snort her?
• put her in a shopping cart and roll it into a wall?
• get a tattoo of her on his inner thigh?

I guess we’ll just have to get the next Steve-O DVD to find out.

More pics of Steve-O and Nicole here, at A Socialite’s Life.

Gallery of the Absurd. Just amazing.

What should we start with today: The ‘Angelina is pregnant’ news, or a horrifying picture of Whitney Houston. Hmm… let’s go with Whitney!

The Boston Herald caption to this picture is "Whitney Houston makes a candy bar run in the middle of the night at an Atlanta gas station." Naturally. I’ve known people that look like that when they can’t get their "candy bars" in the middle of the night too. The woman just loves her candy. Loves it. Some might say she’s addicted to it.

Okay, so moving on. Yes, Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Brad’s the father. I think. Either that, or she got tired of adopting babies in Africa and decided to start really bringing "relief" to the region and this is what happened. I’m guessing it’s Brad, though.

Well people, the hugely anticipated Colin Farrell sex tape hit the internet today. Unfortunately ladies, the anticipation turned out to be much bigger than the Colin.

I Don’t Like You In That Way has already watched it. All 15 minutes. I’m guessing more than once. You can click here for kinda-safe-for-work screen grabs.

Congratulations Colin. Definitely more enjoyable than Alexander.

This is one of the best paintings I own. It’s a painting of a guy kicking another guy in the face.

BWE’s Judah Friedlander is a collector of fine art. Naturally. I mean look at him, he’s a World Champion, of course he collects fine art. Check out Judah’s gallery here.