Girls’s Costume Warehouse!


collegehumor.JPGAre you a girl? Are you still trying to figure out what to be for Halloween this year? Well, head on over to Girls’s Costume Warehouse in Hackensack, NJ and all of your problems will be solved.

Judging by the AbDoer commercial preceding it and Judge Mathis following it, I have no choice but to believe this is a real commercial. No choice whatsoever. Click here to watch it now!

Best Night Ever: October 25th!


It’s Best Night Ever for Wednesday, October 25th! Lang Fisher is here to walk you through the best of Wednesday night tv, including 30 Rock, Top Model, Lost, and Top Chef!

Live-Blogging the mtvU Woodies


mtvu.jpg[Please excuse the shady wireless connection these pot-head college kids at mtvU have provided us with for the night.]

9:46- It’s over! Lights blare, teenagers “mill about.” Fun is had by all! I’m going to run to the open bar before it’s completely dead and gone, but thanks for joining us in the merriment!

9:44 – The band continues performing, and the guitarist whips windchimes out of his pants and begins jangling them in front of the microphone. I find it sweet, though I gather the effect is meant to be “alternative.” Alternatively charming.

9:35Fred Armisen presents the final performence. TV on the Radio! Pleasant enough, the crowd seems very trashed and very happy.

9:32Ghostface Killah presents the Woodie of the Year Award. Angels & Airwaves, Atmosphere, Gym Class Heroes, Panic? at the Disco, and The Academy Is… are up for it. Angels & Airwaves wins. The crowd goes moderately wild, though I do see one woman passionately boo. Tom DeLonge hijacks the acceptance speech, and does not thank Jesus once. What has happened to kids these days?
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SPOILER ALERT: What’s Going On Tonight?



Beck, TV On The Radio, 30 Seconds To Mars, Lady Sovereign and Feist won’t be the only people attending MTVU’s Woodie Awards tonight; we’re going to be there too, liveblogging the whole damn thing. So make sure you check back here throughout the night to get the inside scoop on what’s going down.

Of course, we don’t expect you to get all your nightly entertainment through the blog (though it’s cool if you do.) There’s a lot going on in TV land tonight, including:

  • Dita Von Teese gets the ANTM contestants in touch with their “sexy side.”
  • Liz gets set up on a blind date by her boss on 30 Rock.
  • Survivor’s Boston Rob drops by Sci Fi Investigates in an attempt to investigate where his 15 minutes went.
  • The Biggest Loser chubbies do some calorie counting.
  • The Top Chef contestants do sushi.
  • And on Lost, not a lot happens and questions remain unanswered.

So what are you watching tonight? Make sure you leave Comments all night long if you see anything crazy… anything crazy on TV, that is.

…Of The Day


  • LIVEBLOG: We here at won’t be the only people liveblogging the MTV Woodie Awards tonight. The lovely Miss Modernage will be typing away too. (The Modern Age)
  • NEVERMIND: I bet Kurt Cobain would hate being on Forbes’ “Top Earning Dead Celebrities” list if he was alive. Then again, if he was alive he wouldn’t be on it. So nevermind. (Forbes)
  • WE CARE: The new Gnarls Barkley video for “Who Cares?” is a little bit Gnarls and a whole lotta Blacula. These guys just don’t miss, do they? (Pitchforkmedia)
  • WAIT FOR IT: How I Met Your Mother fans: Submit your best Barneyisms today! (Lindsayism)
  • RHETORICAL QUESTION: What happens when people stop being polite and start getting real…ly desperate? Just ask Robin from Real World: San Diego. (IDLYITW)

Thinking About Carson Daily?


I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the hugest fan of Carson Daly. My aversion began many years ago when he refused my free labor as an intern on his talk show — no matter how many roses I sent to him — and lingers to this day whenever my dial happens to land on NBC between 1:35 and 2:05 am ET. (Looks like they won’t hire me now, either.) But my passive dislike of the man is nothing compared to comedian Kate Spencer, who spends nearly every minute of every waking hour in a continual cloud of Carson Daly hatred. Watch this video (which, fair warning, features Tara Reid‘s “goose-egg areola“), and see how your hatred compares. (Link via The Apiary)

YOUTUBULAR: Everybody Spies Sometimes


Do you like Best Week Ever? Comedy? Laughing in general? Well, according to this article in the New York Observer, none of that existed before Spy magazine.

Had it not been for Spy, of course, there never would’ve been a Gawker Stalker (Spy loved maps, anonymity), nor Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d (Spy loved pranks), nor VH1′s “Best Week Ever” (Spy loved postmortems).

Well, thank God for Spy. Here’s a great video from Spy’s old “How To Be Famous” series. This is The Montalban Experiment.

Link via Gawker

BWE INVESTIGATES: What Else Is Paris Hiding?


It was reported this week that Paris Hilton has been hiding her weed (or as she calls it, “personal interestingness supplement”) in her teddy bear while traveling. This shocking revelation left us wondering what else Paris could be hiding, so we some hard-hitting invesigating, boldly going into the den of sin itself – her bedroom! – to see what kinds of contraband we could uncover. Roll your Mouse over the blue dots to see Paris’ hidden treasures!