Best Week Ever’s own Paul Scheer has compiled a very funny list of things 24′s Jack Bauer probably won’t say.  Though, if Kiefer keeps hitting the sauce the way he does, one never really knows…

Naturally, it comes from Star magazine. Where else?

HEWITT’S READY FOR HER PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD!

"She told me that maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role. She knows she can pull it off, but she thinks casting directors aren’t so sure." – A "friend"

Okay, so it’s far from conclusive… but still. You gotta believe. You just gotta.

In the meantime, Egotastic has a bunch of pictures of J-Love in a bikini to tide you over. They sure beat sitting through The Ghost Whisperer.

It’s no secret that American Idol audition candidates are the creme of the crop. One can only assume the show’s producers subject their talent to rigorous background checks, psychological screenings, and drug sniffing dogs. So it was a shock to discover that one candidate on Tuesday night’s episode has a history of violence.

Rhonetta Johnson, last seen gloating about her musical abilities to little fanfare, was charged in 2003 with "assault of a deadly weapon–cutting." Apparently Bitch will cut you.

Check out her inmate summary here  .(Thanks trent!!)

Question: Will you participate in the BWE Poll of the Day?

(Please answer yes or no in the comments section.)

Because we just can’t get enough of America’s Funniest Home Videos, we are thrilled to hear about two new shows slated to air in the coming months. USA has ordered a new pilot called eBaum’s World, inspired by the website of the same name where people can post their funny home videos  and clips.  Meanwhile, Ultimate Blunders on TLC showcases some of our dumbest moments. 

Lets just hope both shows land hosts with the wit and candor of Tom Bergeron. (thanks Cynopsis)

Ex-Libertine frontman, current Babyshambles mascot Pete Doherty has been arrested.  For drugs.  Again. 

In other news, gravity continues working. 

Stereophonics – Nothing Compares To You (Live Sinaed O’Connor cover)

download it here

While you’re there, also check out Damien Rice’s cover of Radiohead’s "Creep."

Thanks, Aeki Tuesday.

First official images of Dr. Gonzo playing legendary revolution leader/hipster T-shirt symbol Che Guevara.  A million stoned college kids’ heads just exploded.

(via AICN)

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Pierce Brosnan has five (!) projects currently in the works: Seraphim Falls, The Topkapi Affair, Mexicali, Butterfly on a Wheel, Instant Karma. Yet tragically, he doesn’t want to do a movie based on Remington Steele, which was the most awesome show ever. He can’t be swayed with money, so let the passionate letter-writing campaign commence!

This might be the most awesome game ever, of all time, for serious.  Wrap your brain around THIS: a mash-up up classical games Duck Hunk and 1945, that requires you to shoot ducks AND enemy Nazi soldiers.  Win the war while killing your dinner!  Check it out!

(link via Gorillamask)