LISTEN UP: Stereophonic Musical Listenings That Have Been Origin In Moving Film Borat



  • We’re not sure whether the Borat Soundtrack will be quite as funny as the movie, but you can go grab “Born to be Wild”, “In My Country There Is a Problem”, and “You Be My Wife”, then decide for yourselves!
  • What do Borat and Tom Waits have in common? Besides being awesome, not much. But head over to Muzzle of Bees and download a couple of tracks by the latter anyway!
  • Stereogum says M. Ward should be president. We’re sure he’d do a great job, we’d rather have him keep making more of these amazing songs.
  • “Nolan Ryan is not only the major league pitcher with the most no-hitters in history, it’s also the name of a hypnotic new song by The Winks,” Said the Gramophone.
  • According to You Ain’t No Picasso, Asobi Seksu is Japanese for “playful sex” and their song “New Years” is Musical for “breathy girl singing power-pop”.

Worth1000: May The Farce Be With You


tom cruisestarwars.jpgAt last, a photoshop contest that brings sci-fi geeks and celebrity-obsessed UsWeekly readers together!

Worth1000 asked readers to re-imagine Star Wars characters using different celebrities. No Samuel L. Jackson. No Harrison Ford. And no Ewan McGregor (oddly enough, Mark Hamill is fine since he doesn’t really count as a “celebrity” anymore.) Some of the entries are really amazing, including the Tom Cruise/ Yoda one you see here. Go check them out by clicking here.

Link via Gorillamask.

PROPPED: Jon Stewart Throws Like the Limp-Wristed Liberal That He Is!


You might think Jon Stewart and his smarty-pants book-learnin’ Bush-bashin’ troops-not-supportin’ political humor is real funny and all, but I’ll tell you one thing: if Bill O’Reilly were likable enough to be asked to throw out the first pitch in a playoff game, he’d fire that baseball right down the hole like Roger Clemens after a big day at Balco. Thanks to carnivore666 for dropping this.

Sharon Stone Begged Us to Post This Nip-Slip!



We find it impossible to believe that when celebrities leave their home wearing a pair of pantyhose pulled over their rack, they forget that once the inevitable flashbulb goes off, lil Ms. Mary Ola will peek her tiny brown head out from behind her sheer cage. So when we caught glimpse of this photo taken of Sharon Stone yesterday in Moscow, looking dignified while still making sure her nip is in full slip mode, we lowered our head, shook it back and forth, waved our fists at the sky, and of course posted it for all the world to see. We would love to know the secret in keeping one’s bosom so buoyant after 48-years of constant exposure.

After the jump, The Official Closest Close-Up of Sharon Stone’s Nipple known to man (we think).

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Joe Simpson Creepy Dads It Up a Notch



We really don’t give Jessica Simpson enough credit. For a girl whose father is this side of Molesty Culkin, she is unbelieeeevably normal. Daddy Joe Simpson is a frosty-tipped publicity gigolo who, for an ex-pastor, has absolutely no problem taking photos of his daughter in pure ex-coital bliss. Let’s kick off the creeptown train and reminisce to 2004, when Joe waxed hoetic to GQ Magazine about Jess’s rack: “She’s got double-D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!” In his defense, Jessica tells Jane:

We’re Podunk Southern. And my dad is very open about his ideas and…it’s disgusting that people would actually think…people are making a judgment on something that is false.

Is it disgusting, Jessica? Is it? Because, judging by the above photograph, taken by your father, a bedsheet barely covering up your bathing suit places and an indentation in the neighboring pillow that just screams Premarital Sex, we think your father should take a long hard look at his insanely puppet-like features, run his fingers over that rhinestoned WWJD bracelet he so loves, and reconsider what exactly his motives are. Feel free to talk about your huge rack J, but please, keep it outside of the family.

While You Were Accepting Kim Jong’s Apology


  • George Michael lit up a joint and smoked it during a recent TV interview. It was the least surprising thing he’s done since admitting he’s gay.
  • Mike Tyson will fight singer Tom Jones in a celebrity boxing match scheduled for later this year. The old school crooner’s winning strategy involves a group of contractors, crow bars, and a surprise visit to Mike’s place the night before the fight.
  • NBC won’t show Madonna mounting a cross when they air a concert special next month. Instead, Madonna will be relegated to mounting more traditional things like her back up dancers, S&M freaks, and Vanilla Ice.
  • Claudia Schiffer believes that models today are too thin. She longs for the days when they were big and fat– you know, like she was in the 90′s.
  • Robbie Williams mooned the crowd at the MTV Latin America Awards in Mexico City last night. The audience was stunned, as many attendees turned to one another at the same time and asked the same exact question: “Who the f**k was that?”



If Jessica Simpson starts working on her hacky stand-up schtick, she could have a bright future on the red carpet once all the Botox has finished its total annihilation of her face.





  • LATE PAYMENT OF RESPECTS: Nearly six weeks after his death, Anna Nicole Smith’s son Daniel was finally laid to rest. (Showbuzz)
  • FIERCE FLATTERY: Tyra Banxxx, the porn star lookalike of Tyra Banks, took her namesake’s advice to “find a more respectable job” and released a new video called America’s Next Top Porn Star. (Page Six)
  • SELF-HATRED: Panic! at the Disco delcare emo to be “bullshit”. (NME)
  • MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT: If someone made a feature film of nothing else but Brandon Davis being denied from Hyde (or “den-Hyde”, for short – coined it!), it could be the highest-grossing comedy of all time. Well, at least my favorite. (TMZ)
  • DOWNGRADE: I know he’s boycotting Cristal, but Jay-Z rapping about how many “Bud Selects” he swills back just doesn’t seem quite as impressive (unless you’re a frat guy, in which case that’s totally badass). (E! Online)