"This time, however, you can blame over-ardent fans, says Hilton
consultant Elliot Mintz. "She’s very slender and can bruise easily,"
Mintz explains. "And that’s what happens when too many people are
coming at her and bodyguards are trying to move her around." Mintz said
Paris was in Las Vegas recently when she got mobbed. "You can say it
was frenzied fan overreaction," he said â€” and the bruises are
"absolutely, positively not" caused by her muscular new lover, Stavros
…and just when you thought the life of Paris was taking a vacation from the press….BAM!… Subpoenaed Paris Hilton. subpoenas are the new pink.[A Sociliate Life Scoop]
"Nicole Richie could be moving to The O.C. The fourth series of The Simple Life has been dropped and Nic is eager to get her face back on TV. Now the starlet is best friends with O.C
star Mischa Barton, the actress is pushing for executives to cast
Nicole as the new girl in town. "FOX loves Nicole," the insider says.
"Since The O.C. also airs on FOX, Nicole could easily be added to that cast. Nicole is a huge fan of The O.C. and she loves Mischa. She’d love to join that show."
Playing an drug loving anorexic evil fembot should come naturally for Ms. Richie. So I applaud and encourage FOX’s decision. In fact, I think the show needs its very own "Brenda". Now if they could just get a Peach Pit to the O.C., the show’s ratings could finally take off. Perez Hilton (who may never leave California) has the scoop.[Perez Post]
That’s okay Mr. Trump because rumor has it that they hate you too.[Cityrag Post]
Action packed, family fun for
almost all…Jay Pinkerton style. Check it out.[Thanksgiving:The movie]
"Even with Channel 102′s two-month summer hiatus, the creators of
"Shutterbugs" were just too busy to complete a "real" third episode, so
they combined some recycled footage with a fake movie trailer and an
apology instead. They lost their position at #1… but just barely.
Aziz Ansari and Rob Huebel smoked 9 out of 10 opponents without even making a show. It looks like that old saying is true: don’t underestimate the ‘Bugs."
[Direct Channel 102 link]
It’s berry berry hard being a grown up. Berry Berry hard…
Oliver Stone begins shooting movie about 9/11 in NYC. He plans on using the tagline "Never forget… it’s in theaters this summer!"
MySpace forms a record label, Tom now knee-deep in hookers and blow.
Nicole Richie says she would try heroin again. Probably because it’s much easier to find a vein now.
Vegetarian Pamela Anderson demands a ‘Vegetarian’ (i.e. leather free) Mercedes Benz G55 AMG. She also demanded air bags to be taken out as a standard feature as she prefers her own.
Stevie Wonder wants more Grammies for his trophy case. Friends hand him a couple old bowling trophies with crescent rolls taped to the end, hoping to shut him up
Grizzlies attack Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Bear-trainer Jennifer Aniston calls it a huuuuge coincidence.
…because keeping your clothes on is hard work for young attention seeking starlets. Quite honestly, I think we should bring back the onesy.[Gawker Post]
So it seems Ms. Ashlee Simpson can’t handle her northern liquor all too well. After hitting up a few bars downtown Toronto, she decides, like any drunken idiot, to visit a local McDonald’s for some late night grub. Turns out a customer decided to use their cell phone camera to capture her drunken stupidity and instead of posting it on the internet like any normal individual they decided to send it in to a local Toronto news station. On the bright side, at least she didn’t try to do a jig to piss off our delightful neighbors. [Watch now]
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Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for the most bizarre celebrity feud since… well, ever, I think.
In this corner, we have rapper-turned-actor Ice T. Mr. T, the floor is all yours:
"I’ll tell you who I don’t like: Omarosa. That b- is not supposed to be famous. Being somebody in the business, you have a lot of admiration for people because you know how hard they work. But certain people, you’re just like, what the f- has that ho done."
He then added that he’s at the top of the list of people who dislike her, and volunteered to take care of it by saying "Give me the gun."
Fair enough. Okay, now in this corner, the one and only Omarosa Marigo-Stablahblahblah. Omarosa, how do you respond?
"Tracy sold out his rap career to go play a cop on a show because his last album tanked. You’re supposed to be hard-core, rapping about killing and pimpin’ hos, and you go and play a cop? He sold out!. Real hip-hop artists – the ones that are true to the art form – do not resort to playa hating."
Wow. Um. Wow. This can only end poorly for Omarosa… and well for everybody who hates Omarosa. I just hope she comes out with a dis track before Ice T rereleases "Cop Killa" as "Washed Up Reality TV Star Killa."
Just like East Coast / West Coast, I need to know people: Whose side are you on?
A track by Federline was posted on the Internet by Disco D, the producer of his upcoming album, "The Truth," to be released next year.
Though the song has since been taken off Disco D’s Web site, it has popped up elsewhere, giving a glimpse of Mr. Britney Spears’ rhyming abilities. [Keep reading here]
Here’s a sample: "My prediction is that y’all gonna hate the style we create, straight 2008."
Okay, my turn. MY prediction is that we’re going to hate it until 2016… at least.
Click here to listen to the future of Hip Hop, K-Fed.
Mp3 link thanks to Stereogum