Theme: Where Are They Now? 5 – Your 5 minutes of fame are up.

"Lexus "Mrs. Incredible" Lottabottom by enembee". Fantastic entries today! Be sure to check out all of the brilliant entries over at Worth1000 this morning.[Worth1000 Link]

and the pictures keep on rolling in. Hedi and Seal party it up in NYC.[Last Night's Party Pictures]

Normally such a headline would be about Paris Hilton but this time it’s Stavros Niarchos III in the spoiled brat attention whoring spotlight. According to the New York Post, Stavros offered a homeless man outside of Burger King $100 to dump a soda on himself to impress his peers. I’ll give you a $100 Stavros if you let me give you a swift kick in the head. Come on over. Sounds like Paris has met her match. Fo’reals this time.[NY post article]

Jessica
Simpson, on her experience with therapy: "I respect knowledge of the
psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer." Hear that noise off in the distance? That’s the sound of Freud
surrendering.[yahoo story]

Now as a woman lacking superior boobies, it’s good to know that while they may be able to lure in innocent victims, get discounts from mechanics, aquire posh seating at restaurants and function as flotation devices in emergency circumstances, they are incapable of saving one’s psyche. Count it…that’s Ms. Simpson 0, Me 1.

 

Today a Socialite’s life is here to make all your Scientology dreams come true.[Xenu infused Socialite-tastic post]

 
Halloween or a typical day for Hollywood starlets? You never do know with these kids…[CobraSnake] and [Just Jared Hollywood Halloween pics]

Oh, what is this? A house of ill repukes? Ooh, who’d bring me infant to
this den of immoraliky? Don’t touch nothin’. You might get a venerable
disease.
They’ve got me Olive Oyl and Swee’Pea!

"Can a washed up, has-been, old school aerobics instructor make a come back against the hot new fad of strip-aerobics?
"

Let’s Get Physical.[cynical smirk link] 

Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna, are forming their own film production company. Y tu mama, also.

Lil’ Kim writing song lyrics while in prison. New album to include such classics as "Mah Prison Biatch" and "Lovin’ Wit A Broomhandle".

Jamie Lee Curtis to stop making crappy movies, concentrate on crappy Hollywood parenting.

Highly sought MC Hammer library to go up for sale.  Now, U Too Can Touch This.

Comedy Central picks up Futurama for $28.8M, or about the cost of a cheese pizza in the year 3000.

Alec Baldwin claims Kim Basinger turned daughter against him. Basinger argues that if he wanted kids to like him, he never would have made ‘The Shadow’.

Dolly Parton and Elton John to form a quartet and sing at the CMA awards. So there’s Elton John and Dolly Parton… who’s the 4th?

Here’s a Trent-tastical post on Laguna Beach’s last episode. Who were you rooting for?[Pink is the new blog Laguna Post]

Or maybe you just wanted your regular dose of pink. Also check out TVgasm’s review of Laguna Beach.