Omarosa, the lovable villain from back in the day when people still watched The Apprentice, will do anything to get on another reality show. Sure she’s drawn out her career with appearances on Fear Factor and the Surreal Life, but as her options dwindle she’s had to be more creative.
So before she gets packed into a time capsule with Crunk Juice and Jason Alexander, quick-thinking Omarosa has opted to get a boob job on Discovery Health Channel’s Plastic Surgery: Before and After. We’re not sure what will land her more work: bigger boobs or another reality show appearance. Perhaps the combination will land her one last invitation to the Blockbuster Awards. I hear they have great gift bags.
(via crunk and disorderly)
James Mardsen is currently filming the upcoming Disney movie Enchanted in New York’s Time Square and based on this picture, he’s got a lot on his mind. Here’s what we think he’s thinking:
I think the squirrel that’s nesting in my left shoulder just had her babies.
Now it’s your turn: What’s going through Prince Largeshoulders’ head?
(more pics at Just Jared)
Head over to Worth1000 right now for yet another amazing photoshop contest. This time, they show you what happens to your favorite celebrities when their five minutes of fame are up. Some are predictable (see: Pee Wee Herman), some are unfortunate (Mike Tyson), and some are hilarious (Michael Jackson.) Tom Cruise working at a pharmacy, though… that’s my favorite. “Hi, welcome to Target… now stop being so glib.”
Check out all of the entries here.
It seems like Hollywood is intent on turning every sitcom and series in TV history into a big-screen adaptation, usually with underwhelming results. But our friends at Revolution Studios have finally hit the nail on the head in their decision to give the Tinseltown treatment to 80′s sitcom staple “Perfect Strangers“, with Bruce Willis and Halle Berry in the starring roles.
But I’m a little confused about one thing: even though there was always a sexual subtext between roommates Larry and Balki, are the filmmakers throwing a crazy gender-bending twist into the equation and having Halle Berry play Balki as a female? If so, there could be an amazing love scene where the two roommates finally address the sexual tension between them, giving Halle another chance to set the screen on fire like she did in Monster’s Ball.
“Larry, make me feel gooooood!”
Keira Knightley may have stolen Kate Moss’s job and Jennifer Love Hewitt may have a cute new haircut, but Jessica Alba is definitely having the best week ever.
Let’s examine the facts: She’s nominated for not one but two MTV Movie Awards for her work in Sin City and, believe it or not, Fantastic Four. But she’s not just a hot super hero, she’s also one of People Magazine’s Most Beautiful People in the World, thanks to all her inner-beauty.
But the real reason her week is going so well, is because she avoided a near-fatal nip slip. At Us Weekly’s recent Hot Hollywood Awards, Jessica almost shared the fate of straight-to-video vixen Tara Reid, when her dress strap fell down. Alba, who famously rebuked Playboy for insinuating she posed nude, has worked hard to be both hot babe and serious actress. And thanks to her good fortune this week she can remain chaste until she finds the right role that really challenges her to take her top off.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are considering co-starring in another movie together after the success of their blockbuster Mr. and Mrs. Smith. This time around it’s Ayn Rand’s seminal novel Atlas Shrugged.
While many have tried to cinematically adapt the literary triumph that grapples with the philosophical implications of capitalism in the face of economic devastation, all previous attempts have failed.
But producers believe that Hollywood’s super-couple Brangelina will be able to translate the complicated material for film. And if they can’t do it, maybe TomKat or Dambora can.
If you ever thought being on a reality show was easy, think again.
In last week’s episode of Survivor, 58 year old art teacher Bruce was taken off the island by medics after writhing in his tent throughout the night due to stomach problems. He’s now claiming that he waited 8 hours for medical treatment, because the camera crew were more interested in focusing on another story line. They “kept telling me to drink more water..[b]y the time the camera crews had come back with the producers and medics…it was too late for them to bring a helicopter, so they loaded me into the speedboat.â€
Frankly, I’m outraged. But I guess now we know that Bruce is just really unprofessional on the set.