Ali G :: Check it.  West Side.  This be Ali G representing with my man Kobe Bryant. Yo, respect.
Kobe Bryant nods head.
Ali G :: How many springs does an official ball have in it?
  Kobe :: How many springs?…  It doesn’t have any springs in it.
Ali G :: Why does it bounce then?
  Kobe :: It’s air.  There’s air in the ball.
Ali G :: Well, there’s air in this room.  How come this room ain’t bouncin’?

Silence.

Respeck-t. Just Jared has all your Ali-G NBA video linkage and screencap goodness for you. Check-it![Just Jared Post]
 

"The heartwarming saga of a f**king ninja who is here
                      to kick you to f**k man who speaks multiple languages,
                      beats up people, & drives a Porsche."

May not be safe for work due to language but here lies a Progressive Boink post you are sure to love. Especially if you hate pants.[One Very Scorpion-esque Link]

While you’re visiting PB, be sure to check out the
                      25 Greatest Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Moments.

Is Paris talking trash about Mary Kate? Or is it Nicole? Chances are it’s one of the girls beside her. Then again there is probably no one even on the phone. Don’t worry your pretty little head over Mary Kate. She’s got a 5 point plan…or something. I wasn’t really paying attention.[Link]

Link thanks to:
The JJB

Madonna apparently has a patent on having long hair, liking fashion and marrying a Brit.

If John Mayer leaves you dozens of voice mail messages where he’s
singing bad rap songs to you, he has your number mixed up with Kanye
West’s.

Newly de-coked Kate Moss makes the cover of Vanity Fair this month. "We
wanted to shoot her one more time, you know, before she gets too fat".

50 Cent says Bush loves black people, will also release album of duets with Burt Bacharach.


Michael Jackson
   teams up with R. Kelly. Birds of a feather, blah blah blah…

Harry
Potter star, age 16, regularly travels an hour to see 23-year-old
hairdresser to have his hair done; No word on what kind of gel they use.

Tyra Banks goes undercover as a 350lb fat woman and learns what it’s like to be Star Jones for a day.

Theme: Where Are They Now? 5 – Your 5 minutes of fame are up.

"Lexus "Mrs. Incredible" Lottabottom by enembee". Fantastic entries today! Be sure to check out all of the brilliant entries over at Worth1000 this morning.[Worth1000 Link]

and the pictures keep on rolling in. Hedi and Seal party it up in NYC.[Last Night's Party Pictures]

Normally such a headline would be about Paris Hilton but this time it’s Stavros Niarchos III in the spoiled brat attention whoring spotlight. According to the New York Post, Stavros offered a homeless man outside of Burger King $100 to dump a soda on himself to impress his peers. I’ll give you a $100 Stavros if you let me give you a swift kick in the head. Come on over. Sounds like Paris has met her match. Fo’reals this time.[NY post article]

Jessica
Simpson, on her experience with therapy: "I respect knowledge of the
psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer." Hear that noise off in the distance? That’s the sound of Freud
surrendering.[yahoo story]

Now as a woman lacking superior boobies, it’s good to know that while they may be able to lure in innocent victims, get discounts from mechanics, aquire posh seating at restaurants and function as flotation devices in emergency circumstances, they are incapable of saving one’s psyche. Count it…that’s Ms. Simpson 0, Me 1.

 

Today a Socialite’s life is here to make all your Scientology dreams come true.[Xenu infused Socialite-tastic post]

 
Halloween or a typical day for Hollywood starlets? You never do know with these kids…[CobraSnake] and [Just Jared Hollywood Halloween pics]