Sure if we listed anyone’s boyfriends/girlfriends for the past 10 or so years, the list might wind up being rather long… but the news is lacking today and it’s fun to pick on witches. I mean women. I mean celebrities.[JJB picture post]
Thursday Morning Quick Hits
Tori Spelling to judge dog costume contest after winning it three years in a row.
People upset that 50 Cent‘s new movie promotes gun violence, costs more than 50¢ for admission.
Rapper DMX faces prison time for violating his parole. Considers filing
insanity plea because y’all gonna make him lose his mind up in here.
Postcards of bikini-clad beauties frolicking on Rio‘s famed beaches may
soon be banned in effort to discourage sex tourism. Blame it on Rio.
Wednesday Afternoon Quick Hits
List of TV’s top 10 scariest characters includes Chris Griffin’s closet monkey. However the list is totally invalid because it doesn’t include Roseanne or the sight of Dennis Franz naked self on NYPD Blue.
Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant again, unsure whether to name this one Kumquat or Kiwi.
Headline from the future: Only two episodes left in America’s Next Muppet, and I just can’t decide between Triumph and Bo Bice.
CBS appoints the head of CBS sports as its new ‘News Chief’, promises
to bring new meaning to the phrase "And boom goes the dynamite".
The Bird flu has now been found in Croatia. Luka makes up with Sam, hops on plane, cures
bird flu, and is back in his apartment drinking Bud before the late news.
McDonald’s
is giving up ownership of Chipotle with an IPO scheduled for next
month. Analysts say the shares are an even better investment if you
smoke a joint first.
Goonies – 20 Year Reunion
"I watched "The Goonies" last night – I can’t believe it’s 20 years old.
We *loved* that movie so much as kids. It was on HBO all the time, and
I think we watched it everytime it came on. Brand and Stefanie were my
favorites. I like Stefanie’s quote: "Oh, this is terrific. This is
great. I feel like I’m babysitting except I’m not getting paid." And
when the fish jumps out at her. Funny."
Take a look at this post concerning the classic movie Goonies and see what the actors look like today.[goonies goodness]
Lindsay Lohan’s large forehead
Cityrag is prepared to take you on a journey involving Hohan’s forehead.[Cityrag link]
The Colbert Report: Debut
"The opening monologue from the first episode of the tv show "The Colbert Report".
Later in the show, Stone Phillips and Stephen Colbert compare their gravitas"[milk and cookies link]
Also check out Comedy Central’s latest Colbert video post.
The UK’s National TV Awards 2005 winners
Go. Dr. Who. Go. ONTD has a few pictures of the winners.[ONTD picture link]
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Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong: Britney Murphy Edition
Tucker Max uses his super leet MS paint skills to uncover the truth behind Britney Murphy‘s face. Is Britney facing Goldie Hawn’s future?[TM link]
Wednesday Morning Quick Hits Part 1
New Kirk Cameron movie opens on 3,200 screens. JuJubees, popcorn for sale in antechamber
McDonalds to include nutrition information on packaging.
In
other news, McDonald’s recently created the world’s tiniest font.
Arrest warrant issued for Village People cop. Perhaps they should check the YMCA? (too easy? Yep.)
Cindy Sheehan and protesters will "die symbolically" the next four
nights to protest war deaths. Billions around the world will do the
same but will still call it "sleep".
According to this study, 25% of Chinese women are dissatisfied with sex. However after conducting this study, they found the women just wound up wanting more 30 minutes later.
The Deadbeat Club: The Pink Edition
Trent gives the celebrity deadbeats the royal pink treatment. [Pinktastical Tuesday Post]
