SIZZLER: Prince & Diddy & Linds & Paris

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butterlohan.jpgLast weekend during Prince’s secret impromptu show at NYC club Butter, Lindsay Lohan left her table to go to the bathroom and fight the latest battle against Paris Hilton in their endlessly pointless War of the Whores. We’ve previously compared today’s starlet feuds with the infamous East Coast/West Coast hip-hop feuds of the 90′s, but these two worlds, having shared only metaphorical similarities, came colliding together when Puff Daddy decided to take Lohan’s booth in the crowded club since she seemed too busy to be using it. But when Lohan had finally finished freshening up after her nightly “You’re a slut-whore-bitch!” tirade against Paris and returned to her table to continue partying too much, she was displeased to discover that Diddy and posse had commandeered her spot, which she apparently pointed out to the hip-hop mogul. What happened next depends on who you ask. According to R & M, Lohan simply made a joke that Diddy failed to recognize the humor in, then got tossed out. But Page Six reports that LiLo was being loud and obnoxious, and had to be forcibly removed from the club by some of Diddy’s bodyguards.

We may never know what really happened during those tense moments, but one thing is for sure: a Mean Girl is no match for a Bad Boy.

CONTEST: Experiment With ‘We Are Scientists’

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wearescientists.jpgHere at BWE, the only thing we love more than making fun of celebrities is giving away free stuff to you guys, our cherished readers. Today we’re giving away a whole bunch of CDs, DVDs, vinyl, posters and stickers courtesy of the band We Are Scientists. If you didn’t already know, they make some pretty awesome rock music, funny music videos (like this one or this one), and operate a BWE.tv-approved Internet presence where they, among other things, offer advice to fans, and make amusing video diaries.

All you have to do to enter the contest is send an e-mail to contests@bwe.tv before 6pm EST with the subject line “We Are Scientists” and your name & mailing address in the body of the e-mail, then we’ll randomly pick and notify a winner!

Contest over! Winner to be announced.

It’s June 21st; What’s up?

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cheyenne.jpgTonight is an interesting one to say the least. On one channel you have the premiere of the Regis Philbin hosted America’s Got Talent, and on another you have So You Think You Can Dance?… proving that we don’t have nearly as much talent as we think.

Speaking of talent, tonight on MTV the super-talented LC leads us walks us through her internship at Teen Vogue on The Hills and the even more talented Cheyenne walks us through whatever it is she does on the hit MTV show Cheyenne. I haven’t brought myself to actually watch her show yet… I think it’s probably best if I wait until she turns 18.

Also on tonight: new episodes of Mindfreak, Inked, and Dog Bites Man, plus a whole lot more. What are YOU watching? Vote now!

PROPPED: Jackie Chan’s New Movie

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RH-1.jpgIs there anything more hilarious than the pairing of big tough action star and a baby? We’ve seen the undeniable chemistry with Arnold in Kindergarten Cop and again with Vin in The Pacifier. But it’s about time we see a Kung Fu master, who can take on 6 ninjas at a time, struggle with changing diapers. Because, really it’s quite hard.
In Jackie Chan’s newest movie Rob-B-Hood, the action star will inherit a baby through a series of events during the opening credits. While they may not get a long at first, after fighting criminals together, by the end of the movie they’ll no doubt fall in love. Props to nthdegree for dropping off a link to the trailer. It was both an “action-packed non-stop roller-coaster” and a “heartfelt comedy of wacky proportions.”

While You Were Celebrating Hump Day on Hump Island

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Best Night Ever: Tuesday, June 20th

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It’s Best Night Ever for Tuesday, June 20th! Shea Hess is here to walk you through the best of Tuesday night tv, including Fear Factor, Last Comic Standing, and Anderson Cooper 360!

…Of The Day

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  • MUSIC VIDEO: Christina Aguilera’s new video is all over YouTube. And for the record, I would not mind being all over Christina. (D-Listed)
  • APPROPRIATE CASTING DECISION: Brittany Murphy as Tinker Bell. I don’t know why, but that makes perfect sense. (Defamer)
  • SUCK IT, GORE: 25 Benefits of Global Warming (Maximonline)
  • SPEAKING OF MAXIM…: Here are the Jessica Simpson Maxim photos you’ve been waiting for. Talk about blue balls. (Egotastic)
  • DOUBLE STANDARD: Madonna cleaned up her act at a recent concert because her father was in attendance. You can’t blame her though; the man has been known to preach. (thank you, I’ll be here all week.) (MSNBC)

SIZZLER: Ryan Seacrest’s Island of Pleasure

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seacrest250.jpgLet me be clear: I’m not nearly as interested in Ryan Seacrest’s sexual orientation as Jay Leno, but I can’t overlook this comment he made in a recent interview he conducted with Vince Vaughn. According to the National Enquirer, Seacrest gushed to Vaughn: “Dude, I’m totally into girls… but you’re at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!”

But before you jump to conclusions, we did a little research and found that Hump Island is actually a plot of land in Canada’s Northwest Territories. It’s a hotspot for kayakers and features stunning views of the Columbia River. We’re sure Ryan just wants to take Vaughn on a hiking trip to the island’s highest peak, Mounthim Mountain.

Britney’s Rebellion Against Good Music

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britneysad.jpgIf you go over to BritneySpears.com and click on the little bubble that says “Love B”, the troubled singer has posted a repeating stream of her latest pop masterwork, which she is calling “Rebellion”. It sounds sort of like a sped up version of Three 6 Mafia’s, “Hard For a Pimp”, except sung by a depressed housewife who is about 47 hours into a serious crystal meth/crying binge. In a word: “awesome”. Just like her marriage.

How Not To Alienate That Guy From TV

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david cross.jpgIf you’re frequenting this site (and you didn’t get here by randomly googling “firecrotch”, pervert), you’re probably a big fan of celebrities. You may have even, at one point or another, fantasized about what you would say if you ever ran into a celebrity. Or you may have actually approached a celebrity and completely embarrassed yourself because you said the wrong thing. Don’t worry- it happens. Quite often, it seems, according to David Cross’ recent article in New York magazine: Where Do I Know You From? How not to alienate That Guy from TV.

“my first and foremost guideline to dealing with celebrities: If you don’t know who he is, ask your friend. Or a stranger. Don’t ask him. And certainly don’t ask him to keep listing his résumé until you realize he’s the guy from Blade of Innocence 2 who lost his shoe and got killed by the vampire with outer-space AIDS.”

Hey, it happens to the best of us. Even our good friend Lindsay, who actually created a law after approaching David Cross on a booze-fueled night. If only more Americans embraced David’s Law, maybe Mr. Cross and other celebrities would be safe. Maybe. Just maybe…