for this one.[Just Jared Spoiler Goodness]
Tuesday Morning Quick Hits

Cameron Diaz says if she hadn’t become an actress, she probably would have been, like, you know, a scientist.
A panel of 40 magazine editors, artists and designers have come to the conclusion that they really like seeing John Lennon naked.
New comedy based on the life of a Homo erectus begins casting. Commence sophomoric snickering at the term Homo erectus now.
After helping Cameron Crowe create one bomb, Kirsten Dunst will portray the victim of another.
Despite warnings of repeated Toga malfunctions, the BBC will go ahead and screen its Rome drama uncensored.
There are mathmaticians on The Simpsons writing staff, no doubt attracted to the job by the acting and the groupies and the "Luke, Luke, save me" with the lightsaber and the vwing, vwing, vwing.
Perez Goes Wild With Paris Hilton
Hmm where to start? Lets start with the initial meeting of Perez and Paris in Vegas (reunited at last?), then the blog/ferret talk followed by day two of dancing with "Fat Joe". Not just a clever name...there is just a lot of Joe to love. [Perez Pictures]
Monday Afternoon Quick Hits
Ted Koppel to be replaced by a 3 anchor team on "Nightline". No word on which one will take over his hair.
Pete Doherty to visit Kate Moss in rehab. What could possibly go wrong?
Vikings hire FBI agent to keep their barbaric behavior to a minimum. In a related story, FOX planning new show: "The V-Files".
Deep fried strawberries are probably not what the doctor had in mind when he recommended you eat more fruits and veggies.
America’s Next Top Flaw: Plus None

Better than the actual show itself is always fourfour‘s recap of America’s Next Top Model. It’s perfection and this week’s edition is no exception. It turns out this year’s batch is all up in the lesbian hizzy.[Four Four recap]
No Icecream, No TV, No Fun: Why Madonna Sucks, Chapter 10.
Remember that mom (perhaps it’s even your mom) that totally sucked and wouldn’t let her kids have sugar, watch movies without a G rating and imposed silly curfews like "when the street lights go on, I want you home immediately!"? Well, it looks like America has ourselves another ultra-conservative mommy machine. Only this time, her children will be able to call her a hypocrite as soon as they decide to look up what Mommy’s past was like in their local Barnes and Nobels. Good luck hiding that sex book of yours Madonna. If I went to school with your children, I would pack that sex book along side my lunch box to taunt your kids. I’d also tell them that the Kabbalah man doesn’t exist too. [Madonna is a mean mommy article]
The crap that is taken out of wikipedia
Rigor Sportis!
The Master, the movie.
"Originally planned as a full-length film, The Master was intended to give gamers the movie they deserved. It was inspired in part as a parody of Nintendo’s 1989 movie, The Wizard. Nintendo’s movie was regarded by some as "family fun" and a cheap marketing gimmick by others. In the summer of 2002, production of The Master began."
This one is for the leetest geeks ever. Lame? naturally. Hilarious? Absolutely.[Watch Now]
Link thanks to:
BoingBoing
Fashionable Ferrets For Paris

"Paris Hilton has all the right
moves at the runway show for 2 Be Free’s spring 2006 collection."
Someone should inform Paris that ferrets are soooo last year.[Just Jared Photos]



















