Elizabeth Hurley wants permission from India to turn the Taj Mahal into a giant pink boobie, for breast cancer benefit. And why not…Who doesn’t love boobies?
Tribute band Nanowar do a gay version of Manowar. In other news the original band Manowar wasn’t gay???
Rodman gives the scoop on Carmen Elektra‘s jungle fever and the one in a million shot, Fuscilli Dennis style.
Wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Dugin uses his 2×4 for leverage and flips purple school bus with news reporter inside.
Regis Philbin takes the Welch’s Grape Juice Spokesman title from Larry King in a 5-hour, 18-inning prune fest.
"This is your pilot speaking. Our speed is Mach 2, our flying time from Tokyo to New York will be 6 and a half hours."
Wallace, Gromit, Shorn the Sheep and Evil Penguin all perish in
warehouse fire. Gumby, Pokey, David & Goliath to be pallbearers.
It seems director Kevin Smith decided to take a break from watching Degrassi
High reruns and from filming his latest project, Clerks 2,to
reply to both his fans and haters on his webpage’s message board.
"Fan Comment":I didn’t hate Jersey Girl
by Brock Tune
Just found it extremely mediocre, not memorable in the least.
Kevin Smith’s response: Not so, sir: you remembered it was mediocre!
See Kevin Smith’s full post here.
Little Richard returns half his concert fee, or $30k, to cash-strapped
community. In other news, it apparently costs $75k to get Little
Richard to show up, sing a couple songs, say Oooooh Shut Up, and leave.
George institutes the "That’s not my cocaine sitting next to my
computer in my apartment" defense in drug case. Soon to be known as
Karma Chameleon defense.
charged with battery after hitting five-year old with his camera,
pushing another out of the way in Disneyland to take pictures of Reese
Witherspoon. Those Mickey Mouse ears are going to be real popular in
Vogue editor assaulted by PETA because violence is always the solution. Quite frankly, I think we all should be pelting pies at the readers of Vogue instead. No, I don’t need a reason to dream of such things.
"Seventh Heaven" is now officially the longest running family drama on
TV, despite the fact that you don’t know a single soul that watches it.
A Middle Eastern tv show about militant Islamists and moderate Islamists has drawn the ire of many muslims. It might be the
title…Bombs of our Lives, or was it 2 Arabs, An Infidel, and a
Bomb….or Bombs on a Plane…OR…
"Sure they’re richer than you. And smarter. And they have more friends,
faster cars, bigger houses, and hotter dates than you ever will. And
they (mostly) have full heads of lustrous hair.* But that’s no reason
to hate them… right? For this year’s Power Issue, we eschewed the
idea of ranking dealmakers and corporate chieftains in terms of raw
corporate power and instead chose a slightly different metric: envy."
Well it looks like we found another list here for you people to groan about. Fortune Magazine has posted their ‘Envy’ list and while I envy the google dudes, I’ll take a pass on Pastor Rick Warren.[Direct Link and Gawker Post]
Dude Man Phat gives us a look into Lindsay Lohan’s psyche.[Link]
Eugene Mirman is hilarious. Well, I think so. Apparently a couple of guys in Connecticut disagree. Check out what happens when Eugene gets one of them on stage and seeks revenge. Comedians everywhere should be tipping their cap and thanking this man. Truly great stuff.
Movie Link — Mathisretarded
Village Voice Column
Now, although this is a Jimmy Kimmel show video clip, I assure you this little montage may actually make you laugh. Oh and I promise you, Kimmel is only present for a few seconds here.[Putfile Video Link]
The people of Belgium
have been left reeling by a public service commercial featuring the
Smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters’ village is
annihilated by warplanes….read onâ€
This is most definitely not smurftastical.[Crook and Liars Video Link]
Extra Info: BoingBoing Post
Link and pic thanks to:
"Mission Impossible III: You Don’t Know the History of Electric Bugaloo. I Do"
The pot calls the kettle black as Jude Law dumps Sienna Miller for cheating. Fortunately Jude Law’s pity party will be a lonely one.
Sharon Osbourne blurs the fine line between Reality and Fiction. Ozzy still slurs speech.
Finally, all those nights spent in your mother’s basement pretending to be in space might actually get you out of there, via Spaceship.
Dumb: Stealing a laptop. Dumber: Stealing a broken laptop. Dumbest: Calling tech support for help on a broken stolen laptop.
Britney Spears cancels auction of bra on eBay because – like her singing ability – she felt it was falsely hyped.
Girl-on-girl violence on the rise on Boston’s subways.
In other news, Boston’s subway system experiences a dramatic increase
in male riders.
Celine Dion‘s troll of a daughter/son/thing/monster/circus midget/gremlin. I’m pretty sure that’s actually a midget…and French Canadian midgets scare me.[ONTD picture post]