LISTEN UP: BWE’s Daily Dose of the Best Music Ever

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  • I still haven’t given up hope that today (6.6.06) the world will end. We still have time. Before it does, make sure you head over to Awesome Until Proven Guilty and listen to a bunch of Devil songs by Beck, The Smiths, INXS and more. Go… before it’s too late.
  • Armagideon Times has been gearing up for the end of the world too, with a track by Slayer and “Hell” by Squirrel Nut Zippers. Blogging about Squirrel Nut Zippers is another sign of the apocalypse, I think.
  • Moving on. Homo Eclectic has a handful of tracks off Nelly Furtado’s new album. I liked her more when she was Like A Bird than Promiscuous.
  • The theme of the day is “acronyms” over at Badminton Stamps, with tracks by Giant Drag, Elastica, and (my ringtone) “C.R.E.A.M” by the Wu-Tang Clan.
  • And finally, The Late Greats has a few party tunes for Tuesday. I recommend Ben Folds Five’s cover of “She Don’t Use Jelly.” I also recommend partying on Tuesday, but that’s a whole other story.

UPGRADE/DOWNGRADE: Summer Replacement Shows

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entourage grenier.jpgYears ago the summer was a barren wasteland. A time where there was absolutely nothing good on TV, so you were forced to go outside and play in the sun and be social. It was awful.

Nowadays, the networks pump out original programming all year long; with a bunch of shows getting relegated to “summer replacement” duty. Some of these summer shows are so good you don’t even miss the stuff that it’s taking the place of– UPGRADE! Other times, they’re so bad they motivate you to actually go outside– DOWNGRADE!

The Apprentice: Safe Happens

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The Apprentice is known for its unabashed use of product placement. Whether it’s Burger King, Crest toothpaste or Trump Ice, the reality show never hesitates to do whatever it takes to make an extra buck. Last night when Sean won was no exception. Take a look.

Stars– They’re Just Like Us Bat-sh*t Crazy

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You may think being rich, famous and drop-dead gorgeous can make you act differently from the average person, but you’d be surprised. We scoured today’s batch of paparazzi photos and red carpet footage to show you how even the biggest celebrities do the same things you or me do everyday. (click on thumbnail photos to enlarge)

Britney Spears’ manny in LA: They make their male nannies stock up on cases of Red Bull to feed their growing baby.
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Mischa Barton at the airport: They’re always looking for new ways to demean their dogs.
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Katharine McPhee with boyfriend in New York: They blame the body they’ve hidden in the trunk of their car for that fart-like smell.
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While You Were Searching For Signs of Evil

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  • Janice Dickinson opened up to Howard Stern about her horrifying sexual history, including a “hot threesome with Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren“. The word you’re looking for right now is “eww”.
  • Tom Cruise prays for the people who write about him. I was wondering why I keep having these dreams where a 75 million year-old Intergalactic Warlord with an English accent hovers over me, politely insisting that Tom is “quite the ladies man”.
  • Nelly Furtado cut her duet with Coldplay’s Chris Martin from her latest album. She explained her decision by saying, “I used to think Coldplay was alright, but ever since he married a movie star and became Mr. Easylistening, they just sound kinda gay”.
  • Brandon Davis‘ grandmother says he’s not only sorry for what he said, but is now actually dating Lindsay Lohan. Total BS, but imagine how hot the make-up sex would be (Get it, “hot”? You know, cause she has a “firecrotch”? Anybody? Ok, sorry.)
  • Britney Spears says she’s planning to design a line of baby clothes. Her first idea is a cute little onesie than just says “Douche-dad”.

The New World Oprah

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oprahangry.jpgSome dude (ahem) over at CRACKED Magazine managed to get their hands on a super top-secret memo from Oprah’s production company outlining some frightening plans for her next phase of total world domination. If there’s anything you truly need to be worried about on 6/6/06, it’s the awesome power and sinister evil of America’s most trusted day time talk show host! Mark of the beast, indeed.

ICYMI: Pink Gets Pierced

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Pink’s got a lot of problems with “Stupid Girls” like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton who thrive on nipslips and internet sex tapes. But she’s got no problem with making a video of getting her nipple pierced in front of her mom. This footage of the in-your-face pop star putting her boob in some piercer’s face, proves that she’s tougher than say the Olsen twins who only pierced their earlobes, but not as tough as Christina Aguilera who pierced her YaYa years ago.

PROPPED: 8 Mile 2/3 of a Mile

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battle rap.JPGWhen Jeterluva1 Dropped this clip and titled it “Best Battle Rap Ever,” I knew I was in for a treat. Especially when the description read “This is just painful to watch.” Um. They were right.

If you’ve ever felt inadequate about your own battle rapping skills (and honestly, who hasn’t lost sleep over this), Click Here. These two kids will make you feel a little better about yourself. That is, until MTV2 gives them their own show and makes them stars like Andy Milonakis.

Got something of your own you want us to check out? Drop it now!

It’s June 6th; What’s up?

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tv set1.jpgIt’s 6-6-06 and the world hasn’t ended yet, so I guess that means we have at least one more night of laying around on our couches, eating pretzels and watching TV. Whew.

So what are we rewarded with? Well, there’s Last Comic Standing on NBC (I’m rooting for that blonde chick from Chicago, Nikki Glaser, how about you?), the premiere of Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency, and Queer Eye: Las Vegas.

What are YOU watching tonight? Vote now!

Top Five Best Career Decisions God Made for Stephen Baldwin

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baldwin.jpgAccording to his upcoming memoir/Bible adjunct, “The Unusual Suspect: My Calling to the New Hardcore Movement of Faith,” God has made many of Stephen Baldwin’s major career decisions. And from what we can telll, He puts super-agent Ari Gold to shame. We took a look at the trajectory of Stephen Baldwin’s career and saw that god has helped turn one man into the kind of star in Hollywood that no one wants to can touch. After the jump, check out the top five best career decisions that God has made for his second favorite son:
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