It’s a girl! And that means the Tom Cruise You Complete Me Photoshop Contest is over. Thanks to everybody who participated (like Sarah, who sent us this rather hypnotizing Tom-On-Tom ink blotter-esque photo the left)– the entries ranged from hilarious to downright disturbing. But in a good way. I’ve included some of our favorites below.
Thanks again to everybody… and to you, Suri. For putting an end to this madness. You’re a little angel. (Do Scientologists believe in angels? If not, whoops.)
Your probably know by now that the most famous couple in the world finally had their baby yesterday and it’s a girl!
Congratulations Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy!
In other baby news, Tom and Katie also had a girl yesterday named Suri.
Jason is here to walk you through the best of Tuesday night tv, including American Idol, Pepper Dennis, Less Than Perfect, and Scrubs!
REVERSE-WHITE STRIPES MOVE: Franz Ferdinand. They turned down an offer to sell a song to a "mystery American company" for a $50 million ad campaign. (AdFreak)
PLAYGROUND SLIDE: This elephant slide (pictured) exposes little children for the elephant pooh they really are (A Welsh View)
MISINTERPRETATION: Tom Cruise eating his baby’s placenta. I know, I know it was a joke. How could we have misinterpreted someone with such a great sense of humor except when it comes to adult sized pacifiers, South Park and getting squirted in the face with water. (MediaGab)
REASON TO KEEP KIDS OFF MYSPACE: Charlie Sheen is online dating (TMZ)
PORN STAR NAME THAT NETWORK EXECUTIVES MISTOOK AS WHOLESOME: Pepper Dennis (WB)
We thought Melissa the Impregnantor was our top ‘female rock singer’ making headlines today, but then comes this late-breaking news about Wicked Wisdom’s front woman, Jada Pinkett Smith . An "unamed New Jersey woman" is claiming she’s involved in a 3 year affair with Pinkett Smith. The couple meet up for sexual escapades around the country, while Will hangs out in L.A.
According to the 36 year old woman: "Jada is a very passionate and caring woman. I believe she’s with Will for the children and for her career. She loves her lifestyle and if she came out as a lesbian, it would be all over for her. Her children would be gone and her career. I love Jada more than anything and want to be with her… "It’s time Jada come clean. It’s 2006 and I know how bad she wants to be honest to the world and stop lying! I am hoping me coming out will inspire her to do the same."
Somehow this explains the couple’s close knit friendship with TomKat. (thanks for the scoop ONTD)
Check out this "phat", "totally street" video of "thug" clothing designer Marc Ecko "tagging" President Bush’s "Air Force One" with "graffiti".
Oh, and don’t forget to read the "slammin" legal disclaimer in which they admit that what you’ve seen is completely fake, thereby rendering it utterly pointless.
Well, if he was he probably won’t be after people see this. Like Alex said, clearly the Fear of bad publicity is not a Factor for Joe.
For the You Complete Me photoshop contest is there anything more appropriate than L. Ron Hubbard completing Tom Cruise? I don’t think so.
Katie still hasn’t popped, so the photoshopped contest hasn’t stopped. Send your submissions to BWEphotoshopContest@gmail.com. We’ll be posting our favorite entries every day until Katie brings that alien side-show baby into the world. So get to it.
(click here to get the Tom Cruise cutout to work with and see some more of our favorite entries)