It was the shot heard ’round the world. Now it can be the shot heard on your iPod… backed with a funky dance beat!
Download BWE’S Do The Malanga! Remix here:
And don’t foget to check out the video version as well.
After listening to the song over 30 times, I still have no clue what Uncle Junior is saying. It doesn’t matter though; it’s not going to stop me from singing along. Gotsa a Malanga!
Based on the last season of Lost, we knew J.J Abrams was a creative producer but we didn’t know how skilled he was as a director. With Tom Cruise as his leading man in upcoming Mission Impossible III, he was faced with the awesome challenge of making the actor’s on-screen romance look believable.
Based on these production stills from the new MI III, Cruise is way more comfortable being physical with a woman under the direction of J.J Abrams, than he is in real life. More pictures after the jump…
With J.J. Without J.J.
We’ve got The Real World: Key West on in the office, and yet another group of people are having the same problems that the original cast of the Real World had: too much drinking, how to deal with the gay roommate, how to deal with the a-hole dude, who will hook up with whom, etc. But even though I’ve seen it all before, it’s still the best reality show on TV (and he first cast was the best ever). That got me to thinking: What are the five best reality shows of all time?
Here’s my list:
1) The Real World 2) The Osbournes 3) Wife Swap 4)
Celebreality The Surreal Life 5) The Newlyweds
I’m not an expert on reality shows by any means, so if you are one, send me your top five in the comments section. I want to learn.
"Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me."
Those are the words of model-slash-reason I steal my neighbor’s Victoria’s Secret catalogs, Adriana Lima, according to Page 6.
Now, Lima has dated Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter, and (I use this term loosely) rocker Lenny Kravitz. I guess they didn’t respect her choice. Idiots.
Adriana, I just want to go on record and let you know that I do respect your choice. A lot. And I agree, sex is for after marriage. So that’s why you should date me. I’ll be perfectly content with third base. I promise.
Check out some crazy (NSFW) Lima pictures over at Egotastic. And while you do, please, show some respect.
Spike Lee has mixed feelings about Condoleeza Rice. On the one hand he hates her, on the other he despises her:
â€œAfrican-Americans will have to really, really, really, really, really, REALLY analyze the Secretary of Stateâ€™s record, and get past the pigmentation of her skin,â€ he said. â€œIf we do that, I donâ€™t think we can vote for her. Iâ€™m not the spokesperson for 45 million African Americans â€¦ but thatâ€™s my right as an American citizen.â€ He laughed. â€œHopefully, that right hasnâ€™t been rescinded yet. Iâ€™m not going to vote for that woman. No. Way.â€
[A confession: I'm just posting this because I think the picture of Rice sitting alone, staring out an airplane window is somehow really funny, though I can't say why.]
I like "Sharon Stone’s Glory"…
Sunday night’s premiere of The Sopranos had everybody talking the next day. Is Tony okay? What does this all mean? And perhaps most importantly, what the f*ck did Junior say when he shot him?
We don’t really know, but whatever he said, we’re obsessed with it. Check out our new mash-up!
Do the words "Spanish Inquisition" send you into giggles? Is your favorite tree the larch? Did you vote for the Very Silly candidate in the last election? Then the Silly Walk Generator is for you.
If you weren’t invited to Santino Rice’s intimate screening with family and friends of the final Project Runway, you’re lucky. Nothing kills a party like televised rejection. Watch Santino watch himself get eliminated and watch his friends slowly start to grab their coats.