Rob Schneider to star in big-screen "Gilligan’s Island." Guaranteed to feel longer than a three-hour tour.
Naomi Campbell is standing up for Kate Moss. She’s then making a face that conveys disinterest, turning left, and walking back to the dressing room.
No More Go-Go Gadget – Maxwell Smart has passed away.
378-pound Wisconsin minister plans to walk to Florida. Apparently he looked at a globe and saw it was downhill all the way.
Voyager 1 has officially crossed from the solar system into deep space. This is not going to end well.
This will probably be the only music video Mike Myers appears in this year. I said probably.
Check it out here.
The risk taking celebrities go joy riding with a some how less annoying photo session than their Scientology loving bike riding trendsetters Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Joy riding is fine, but lets keep the vial of blood thing to ourselves Angie. Brad’s a keeper.[jjb pics]
BWE’s Paul Scheer is selling a bunch of his stuff on eBay and donating all of the money to of his stuff to help victims of Hurricane Katrina. Even his prized Andrew W.K. CD’s.
Help out by bidding on Paul’s CD collection, his lasting remains of the LaserDisc Era, a bunch of XBOX games, and some really random DVD’s.
Check out Paul’s Blog here…
Hi there. I really wanted to post an article that was entertaining and informative (or kinda), so I decided to do the "101 Things You Didn’t Know About Rock N’ Roll" (I know you probably know quite a few and that they ain’t all about rock but…its a catchy title!).
Did you know Slash’s real name is Saul Hudson? Did you know there are over 4,000 versions of the Beatles song "Yesterday"? Did you know Kurt Cobain would say "here we are now, entertain us" at parties to break the ice? I didn’t.
Very cool list. Enjoy. Click here to read the whole thing.
Link thanks to GorillaMask.
Elton John has opened a new musical on Broadway. It wasn’t the first thing that Elton John has ever opened on Broadway.
Speaking of Broadway, Oprah Winfrey plans on producing a musical based on â€œThe Color Purple.â€ Anything CAN happen!
The Ying Yang twins have signed on to star in their first feature film, titled â€œViagraFalls.â€ Method Man and Redman roll over in their graves. Um, they’re dead, right?
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Lindsay Lohan has admitted that she was dangerously thin earlier this year. Good. Step one is admitting you have a problem. Now, step two is getting that incredible rack back. Let us know if there’s anything we can do to help.
George Michael said he once wrecked Christmas mass by stumbling in drunk and farting. He acknowledges that it was so much worse than that time he made out with his cousin Maeby.
Caption this image if you dare.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot,
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a socialite’s life for her. She binges, she cringes, she pukes it up in the sea. Yo ho, yo ho, a socialite’s life for her.[ Just Jared photo spread link ]
Ladies, meet Dante Spencer. Dante likes chocolate-peanut butter ice-cream, fluffy bunnies , romantic strolls in the park of your choice and Paula frikkin’ Abdul. Did you hear that loud POPPING noise? Yeah…that was my mind exploding. Don’t look into his eyes, he could be a cold hearted snake. [Socialite Life Scoop]
I have a confession to make: I went into the new The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
with lower expectations than most. I’m not a Martha hater but after the
last season of Trump’s Apprentice, I had soured on the show and its
concept. Now that I’ve seen the premiere of Martha’s version, I can
happily admit I was wrong. I really enjoyed the show – so much so that
afterwards I celebrated by whipping up some fresh homemade cream sauce
in honor of Martha. And then I cleaned up and went to the kitchen to
cook something as well.
TVgasm has the recap on Martha Stewart‘s latest show. But to sum it up for you real quick-like, The Apprentice just isn’t the same without Donald Trump’s marvelous hair.[TVGASM recap]
Stevie Wonder delivers album to anxious record label just before Grammy deadline. Says he can’t see what the big hurry is…
Pamela Anderson tops Lycos list of all-time most-searched web term,
behind Dragonball and Pokemon. Judges must have disqualified pr0n and
Billboard charts don’t care about Kanye West.
Ratings of Martha Stewart‘s Apprentice show? Not a good thing. Not a good thing at all.
FBI thought John Lennon was too stoned to be a revolutionary. John found this statement came out of the blue and just wants the FBI to know he doesn’t want to be a soldier and that he’s moving on.
Chris Rock’s former schoolteacher felt so crappy after watching "Everybody Hates Chris" he sent the comedian an apology…and then a bill from his lawyer.
Warren Beatty blasts Arnold Schwarzenegger for political spin, cosmetic use, and photo ops. Schwarzenegger’s defense? Instructing him to watch the first few minutes of Terminator. Have you seen the size of this man’s penis? It’s huge.
Hollywood now pitching movies in churches. Please do not pray during the movie.
McDonalds to give contraceptive injections, no news as to whether it will come with fries and a coke.