It’s July 13th; What’s up?

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pat k.jpgWho else is getting addicted to The World Series of Pop Culture?

I’ve been trying not to write about it. Since BWE is a VH1 show and so is WSoPC, I didn’t want you to think I was trying to plug it because I had to. I don’t. In fact, I did my best to completely avoid it at first. But just the other night I stumbled upon it and found myself yelling at the TV, “It’s License To Ill! License To Ill was the first rap album to go to Number 1!” That’s when I realized I was in trouble. I know I’m going to watch this damn competition until it ends, if for no other reason than to prove to myself that I do in fact know more than everybody on the show. Because I do. Because I’m awesome. Deal with it.

So what else is on tonight? Well, you have Windfall, a solid Office repeat, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and a whole lot more. What are YOU watching? Vote now!

ICYMI: Commanding the Commander-in-Chief

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If you’re like me, you’ve probably wondered exactly what motivates George W. Bush to be so…Bushy. Well, this German TV show did a little investigating and what they discovered hilariously answers a lot of questions. Check it out!

Bad News For Texas Teens Who Want to Shine

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Several major schoolboards in Texas have officially banned students from wearing any sort of mouth jewelry, which is a white person way of saying “icy grillz”. Made popular by rapper Paul Wall, and recently sported by the Hulkster’s daughter Brooke Hogan, icy grillz are a classy way for people to improve their smiles by covering all of their teeth with what appears to be precious metals and expensive stones. Not only does the shiny jewelry make your smile sparkle even brighter, it suggests to others that you are financially sucessful enough to wear expensive jewelry in places that people hadn’t even considered possible. Why the Texas schools would elect to outlaw these accessories is a mystery to me. If anything, I think icy grillz would only motivate students to work harder and learn more so that someday they might get a good job and be able to afford dental jewelry of their own. Also, with all the violence in schools these days, icy grillz might be able to protect students should they get punched in the mouth (perhaps by someone who thinks icy grillz are retarded). The good news is even though icy grillz have been outlawed, students are still free to bring the bling by wearing chains, rings, ropes, watches, earrings and canes. Goblets are also acceptable, as long as they’re not filled with crunk juice.

UPGRADE/DOWNGRADE: Dog Days of Summer

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paris2.jpegBefore babies became Hollywood’s hot new fashion accessory, most stars kept their parental endeavors limited to their pets. And even throughout Hollywood’s recent birth boom, celebs still manage to find the time to get themselves photographed while walking their dogs. While some famous pooch-lovers have fetching doggystyle (UPGRADE), others look like they should be taken to the pound (DOWNGRADE). Tell us which of these stars are improved by their puppies, and which ones just look like a dogface.

BWE: Paul Scheer Hijacks The Airwaves

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paul.jpgFrom Product Shop NYC:

I thought that our “exclusive interview” with “Jeff Mangum” would immediately be exposed as a fake, especially considering that the interview was done by comedian Aziz Ansari, and that “Jeff” talked about releasing a soloflex machine, starting a dating show for VH1, killing the singer of Beirut, and the fact that he sounded exactly like Best Week Ever’s Paul Scheer. Do I need to be any clearer about this?

Apparently. Paul Scheer just so happened to post the interview with the Neutral Milk Hotel frontman on his site, which I think means that he was the “Jeff Mangum” all along! No! Could it be? Well, head on over and listen to the hilarious interview and find out for yourself.

ICYMI: Rocky 6(0)

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Pop Quiz: What’s the funniest part of the official Rocky Balboa trailer? Is it:

a) That a video game may be intricate to the plot of the film
b) The antagonist’s name is Mason “The Line” Dixon
c) Paulie
d) Despite everything, it still looks better than Rocky V

Watch it now, then choose your answer. Good luck.

While You Were Prepping For Little Man

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  • Ben Affleck talked Kevin Smith into giving him a cameo in Clerks II. Unfortuantely Smith chose not to enforce the Jersey Girl clause that’s supposed to keep the two men 1000 yards away from one another.
  • Weezer has called it quits. Fans are encouraged to trash their last three albums pretend this announcement actually came in 1997.
  • The reverend at Ken Lay’s funeral compared the former Enron CEO to Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr. Okay, so let’s see; they’re all dead, and… you know what, that’s the only similarity I can think of.
  • During a show in Hollywood, Bon Jovi told guitarist Richie Sambora to “sign a prenup” next time. Yeah, the poor guy needs to stop attaching himself to poor, struggling women like Heather Locklear and Denise Richards.
  • Zinedine Zidane headbutted Italian defender Marco Materazzi during the World Cup final because Marco insulted his mother and sister. Coincidentally, this is the same reason Zidane was never able to cut it on Yo Mamma.

Pat Or No Pat

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The banker on Deal Or No Deal is a shady character. You never see him, never hear him, never know what’s going on in his little banker head. He just lurks in the shadows and occasionally blogs… but that’s it.

Well, the folks over at Collegehumor may have discovered the true identity of the banker– it’s Pat O’Brien! Now we finally know what’s actually going on during those drawn out phone calls to Howie Mandel. It all kind of makes sense now…

Watch it here!
(audio NSFW)

…OF THE DAY

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  • UNINVITING VIEW: Shannen Doherty, who will temporarily fill Star Jones‘ vacant chair on The View, shows off a new face that isn’t exactly what I want to see in the morning. (Hot Online News)
  • “AWESOME” HUSBAND MOVE: K-Fed is planning to record a duet with his first baby momma, Shar Jackson. (The Bosh)
  • IMPRESSIVE RESUME: Johnny Depp has been engaged to five women, all of which are hotter than most women you’ll ever get to see in person. Well, almost all of which. (Us Weekly)
  • WANNABE HOMEWRECKER: Cameron Diaz had better watch her back, because Rachel Bilson might try making Justin to “Bye Bye Bye”. (Popsugar)
  • MASTURBATORY COMIC BOOK TRAILER: I don’t know that this trailer is the direction Sony wants to take their prized Spiderman franchise into, especially after the lukewarm reaction to “Gay Superman”. (Junkiness, slightly NSFW)