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Mitch Benn And The Distractions present Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now.[watch the video]

New York, NY – September 5, 2005 – Comedian and television personality Colin Quinn will headline Northern Hospitality – A Benefit for the Bayou, a comedy event to be held at the Kraine Theater on Wednesday, September 14, 2005. Every penny raised will be donated to the Red Cross.

BWE’s own Christian Finnegan will be performing, so if you’re in New York you should definitely check it out. You’ll have a great time, and it’s all for a great cause. Click here for more information.

"I like so many other people’s bodies. I like legs – I don’t like my
legs. I hate my legs,” says Kiera. “I like my stomach, but it’s really
annoying because apparently, now, you’re not allowed to show your
stomach, because it’s considered vulgar and fashion magazines say you
can’t anymore."

Further proof that women are absolutely crazy.[link]

Janice Dickinson shows us what being a supermodel is all about.[link]

Hollywood is officially out of ideas. The first step was admitting it and now the healing can begin.

Sean Penn has to make U-Turn to avoid becoming Dead Man Walking in the Mystic River.

Christina Aguilera makes $2 million as a wedding singer. Unforunately Robbie Hart was unavailable for comment but I think he would have said something along the lines of "Love Stinks".  Yeah…yeah.

J-Lo rumored to have a bun in the oven from Marc Anthony’s lovin’.  

Elijah Wood gets to play a young Iggy Pop in a movie. That’s like having Ben Affleck play a young George Burns.

The advantage of marrying a hooker is she can also be the bachelor party entertainment.

Agent Rod Brickman–Copy Protection. Maybe one day Rod Brickman will come to your home.

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Citibank – Wizard Commercial – This commercial may be all the convincing I need to switch banks. No DM worth his weight in Geldings, would be caught dead without his… twenty sided dice and citibank card.

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"The Big Chill" in 30 seconds. – Another classic bunny flash animation by Angry Alien.

 
"I hate the way they portray us in the media.  "If you see a black family it says they are looting if you see a white family it says they are looking for food.  

"We already realize a
lot of the people that could help are at war now fighting another way
and they’ve given them permission to go down and shoot us."

"George Bush doesn’t care about black people."

You’ve probably heard about it in the news but here’s a video clip  in case you missed it.[ video footage]
NBC’s response via Access Hollywood

Donations can now be made online through the American Red Cross website.

Or maybe he was going for the Priss look.

You be the judge.

Trent has another picture of Jared Leto at Misshapes.

Paris Hilton claims she has made all her money on her own and got
nothing from her parents but advice. She’s a
pull-herself-up-by-her-g-string kinda gal.

Britney Spears seeking to become Las Vegas lounge act. Chemical
dependency, struggles with weight and several broken marriage soon to
follow. uh…

Joe Pesci, absent from movies since 1998′s "Lethal Weapon 4", stretches his acting legs in his newest role as a mobster.

Tyson Beckford sues Diddy. Watch for story about Tyson Beckford’s disappearance soon.

Venice Film Festival features movie about gay cowboys. Trey Parker and Matt Stone sue, ask for pudding sponsors. Yeee haw!

C3PO died for your sins. Australian church authorities say "these aren’t the droids we’re looking for."