Latest Victim of Saved By the Bell Rumor Mill

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bell.JPGLark Voorhies, the actress who played Lisa Turtle on TV’s ‘Saved by the Bell,’ is the latest casualty of the TV show’s rumor mill. The actress is suing the National Enquirer for their 2005 article allegedly libeling her with accusations she had a cocaine addiction, according to the website TMZ. She may be the latest victim of vicious rumors but she’s certainly not the first. Here’s a look back at some the most famous Saved by the Bell rumors in history:

While You Were Saying Goodbye to Katie

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  • Bobby Brown’s sexy female entourage catfights with a Russian model. Just another part of their job.
  • Jon Voight is publicly lobbying to see Angelina’s kid Shiloh. But based on his recent movie choices, he shouldn’t be trusted with a child.
  • Paris Hilton has ten songs lined up for her new album. Now if she could just find someone to sing them.
  • Wynona Ryder avoids talking to press about shoplifting…but isn’t opposed to casually walking away with their stuff.
  • Sofia Coppola is having a baby with boyfriend Thomas Mars. But she’d still like to get Kirsten Dunst attached to this project.
  • James Blunt banned from radio station. And my i-pod.
  • Drew Barrymore is still not married to The Strokes’ Fab Moretti. But they did get a joint subscription to the NY Times
  • Today Show staff give public goodbye to Katie Couric this morning, private sigh of relief.

Best Night Ever: Tuesday, May 30th

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It’s Best Night Ever for Tuesday, May 30th! Alex Blagg is here to walk you through the best of Tuesday night tv, including Last Comic Standing, Pepper Dennis, and The Real World!

…Of The Day

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  • ARCH ENEMY #1: Jordan Bratman, who won’t allow wife Christina Aguilera to pose topless. Bastard. (Blog NYC)
  • DIVA: Eva Longoria, who exhibited diva behavior by snapping at a waitress “Celebrities should be comped.” Though, she also exhibited non-diva behavior by hanging out with AC Slater. (Defamer)
  • MUSIC VIDEO: …or sex tape. Whatever the hell Paris Hilton was shooting in Malibu. (The Bastardly)
  • BILLION DOLLAR LEGS: Mariah Carey’s. At least that’s what they’re insured for. (Hollywood Rag)
  • BANDWAGON MOTHER: Mira Sorvino, who gave birth Monday. Sorry Mira, you may have an Oscar, but you’re not going to get headlines when Gwen and Angelina have babies the same weekend. Now go get to work on Romy & Michelle 2. (Us Weekly)

SIZZLER: Lindsay Moving to London or Jersey?

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lohan1.jpg I hate to do this, but I’m about to break Lindsay Lohan’s heart (or at least ruin her summer plans.) The actress recently told Interview Magazine that she’s so smitten with new British boyfriend and Carte Blanche lead singer Jamie Burke, she plans to move to London for the summer just to be closer to him.

But unfortunately, I don’t think Jamie’s going to be there. BWE just received a email from his band’s booker that reads: “Carte Blanche will play live at parties this summer in the Tri-State, PA & New England areas.” Sorry Lindsay, but if you want to spend time with Jamie, forget London. This summer’s all about weddings and bat mitzvahs in Southern Jersey.

While You Were Birthing a Celebrity Baby

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Michelle’s Jail Saga: the Final Chapter (For Now)

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Shawshank Redemption.jpgFrom describing jail as “awesome” to violating her probation to threats of expatriating, the long story of Michelle Rodriguez and her legal troubles finally appears to be over, as she was let out of her 60-day sentence after serving just 4 hours and 20 minutes, which she described as “totally badass” before heading off to get drunk and drive somewhere so she can go back again soon. Michelle fought the law and Michelle won.

Because You Need More Famous Baby Info

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brangelinababy.jpgSilkworm Nooboo Pitt-Jolie is hardly even two days old, and the AOL Moviefone blog has already created speculative photo composites of what the child might look like, from now throughout its teens. In the heat of their ‘babymania’, they’ve even gone so far as to mock up images of what the child’s non-existant brother would look like. Is this finally the last of the famous pregnant people? Can we all stop worrying about other people’s kids now? Are there no condoms in Hollywood?

LISTEN UP: BWE’s Daily Dose of the Best Music Ever

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  • I Guess I’m Floating spent Memorial Day remembering all the great bands that are no more. Nirvana, Blind Melon, Queen, Rage, Genesis, Blink 182, Pavement, Led Zeppelin… the list goes on and on. Pour some out for your homies.
  • Wham! is reuniting. Sadly, the reunion is only temporary. Thankfully, Kofi’s Hat has a couple of classic Wham tracks to get you excited.
  • You may know Psapp as the band that provides the theme song to Grey’s Anatomy. I don’t know Psapp at all. That’s why I’m hitting up Indie Don’t Dance for a few tracks to familiarize myself.
  • Kate at The Glorious Hum put together a mix that features Wilco, Ben Kweller, Supergrass and Weezer. The kid has taste.
  • And finally, Looking At Them has a handful of cover songs today, including World Party’s take on “All The Young Dudes” and Frente’s “Bizarre Love Triangle.” Enjoy.

Snakes On a Website!

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sjackson.JPGIt’s here, the official Snakes on a Plane website, complete with videos, games, downloads and lots of other time-wasters to prepare you for the cinematic experience of discovering what in fact happens in the terrifying hypothetical situation of there being deadly snakes…on a plane.