While You Were Sleeping It Off

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  • Brangelina and The New Messiah have stepped through the magic wardrobe, tumbling back into Malibu. And thus concluded The Chronicles of Namibia.
  • Two things that don’t belong in the same sentence: “Adam Sandler” and “Drama About 9/11 Victims’ Families”.
  • Jared Leto and Jessica Simpson? Well, nothing says “edgy indie rocker” quite like Nick Lachey’s leftovers.
  • And why shouldn’t Britney’s bodyguarding babysitter have his own fake MySpace page? Head over to MannySpace and give him an add!
  • Was troubled soccer legend Diego Maradona blowing rails on national television? You make the call!

Best Night Ever: Sunday, June 11th

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It’s Best Night Ever for Sunday, June 11th! Robin Hopkins is here to walk you through the best of Sunday night tv, including The Tony Awards, Entourage, and Deadwood!

…OF THE DAY

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  • BETRAYAL: Anderson Cooper gets outed by his very own I-Pod. (Jossip)
  • MIGHTY WIND: The monotony of an Il Divo performance during the world cup is broken by Toni Braxton’s granny panties. (Faded Youth)
  • PROOF THAT PUBERTY’S STILL GOT A FEW YEARS ON ASHTON: Remember folks, no beard is better than a patchy beard. (cityrag)
  • CATHOUSE: It’s a pussy fest on this all-new all-cat reality show. (WOW Report)
  • DAY: July 1st is National Whitney Houston Day. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. (Crunk & Disorderly)

ICYMI: Meredith Says Goodbye to The View

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For the past 9 years, Meredith Vieira has led her co-hosts in conversations about everything from sex to politics, but mostly she’s done her best to keep Joy Behar from clubbing Star Jones with a coffee mug. So raise a glass to Meredith and pour one out for Star, because now that Meredith’s gone, b*tch is going down.

While You Were Taking Care of Business and Working Overtime

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Shuffling Towards The Weekend

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shuffle.jpgAlex is trusting me with iPod shuffle duties today, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little bit nervous. Okay. Deep breath. Here goes nothing:

1. The Yardbirds “Smokestack Lightening”
2. Oasis “Talk Tonight”
3. Arcade Fire “Wake Up”
4. K-os “Freeze”
5. The Beatles “Not A Second Time”

Wow, interesting: no Americans in the bunch. Sorry about that. Well, now it’s your turn. Throw the first five songs that come up on your shuffle into the Comments section. And don’t lie!

SIZZLER: Lindsay Lohan’s New Feud!!

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Forget Brandon Davis and the whole firecrotch debacle. Lindsay Lohan has a new feud and a new arch-nemesis who’s bigger, more powerful and far more environmentally-friendly. We’re not sure what when down between these two but based on this footage from last night’s Tonight Show, it on. Oh it’s definitely on.

SIZZLER: Tom Cruise Wants Angelina

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tom11.jpgAfter a year with Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise is back to his famous womanizing ways. The irrepressible bachelor is now going after new mom Angelina Jolie! Reports are in that Cruise called to congratulate the Tomb Raider star on her new baby with whatshisname and then offered an open invitation to the Scientology center when she returns to LA. He even promised to give her a Scientology award for her human rights work, if she’d just stop by the center. While critics say he’s trying to snag Angelina for his cult-like religion, we know Tom better than that. He just wants to get close to the buxom actress and implant a sub-particle micro-chip in her brain so she’ll do and say exactly what he commands. Oh Tom! You dawg, you.

Stars Are Just Like Us Batsh*t Crazy!

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bradshiloh.jpgA picture is worth a thousand words, unless it happens to be the first picture of the offspring of two sex symbol movie stars. Then it’s worth 5 million dollars. Now that we’ve learned this important lesson in photographic economics, let’s take a look at all the other images from the week that weren’t dubbed The Most Important Picture In History.
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