It was just 5 minutes ago I was wondering what happened to my favorite drugged up / washed up rock star to watch crash and burn. Now I sort of wish I didn’t know what she was up to… perhaps it’s time to start the countdown for her next rehab visit in 5…4…3…2… [link]
"Its clear Bush has developed a sophisticated exit strategyâ€¦ for getting out of questions about the war. Bush’s simple, catchy talking points are quite frankly, easy to dance to. Samantha Bee investigates local city council members who are botching other people’s vacations."[ Watch clip]
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Dutch "Big Brother" TV show plans for a pregnant contestant who will
give birth during the show, no word if the child will be named Truman.
Nobody expects Natalie Portman to star in the Spanish Inquisition.
Green Day wins Video of the Year and 6 other moonmen at the VMAs. Diddy not amused.
Ashlee Simpson’s new movie where she plays a friend who attempts to
fabricate media buzz to help a friend’s music career flops at the box
Step 1. Bring the NHL back. Step 2. Come out with an NHL Network. Step
3. Make people purchase NHL Network. Step 4. Watch how no one will
subscribe, and the NHL eventually makes it apart of your cable package.
Bruce Springsteen now Boss in Budapest. Everybody’s got a Hungary heart.
Mice can now regenerate. No word yet on when adimantium will be available.
Mick Jagger says he mimics Hitler onstage. Who is looking forward to how PR is going to cover this one up? I am! Just sprinkle some crack on him, right Chappelle?
We have hit a new all time low again with a "Build your own sitcom!" board game.
Now, I’m going to be honest with you people. I haven’t watched the VMA’s yet but after looking for images this morning I can only assume that by the end of the night, Lohan got the crap kicked out of her by Gwen’s Harajuku girls. Lohan, tsk tsk, you picked the wrong woman to start a cat fight with…[ More Images from last night]
Added link: VMA seating
He’s an international supermodel and he doesn’t understand why you people can’t take him seriously… Women, don’t be shy. This amusing comedic short is brought to you by the same dude who brought you Urban Ninja. Enjoy. [watch now]
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Alleged trespasser enters Jennifer Aniston’s house. Man says he was
just picking up his things then going back to Angelina’s place.
Sam Gamgee joins the Jack Bauer Power Hour. With the ring of power they will be an unstoppable force.
Australian woman claims to be baby stolen by dingo years ago;
unfortunately DNA tests prove she is actually part dingo herself
(with the most terrifying pic ever).
Rosebud was his sled. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. Thelma and
Louise drove off a cliff and Norman Bates was really mother. Nate
Fisher is dead. We all know the ending of Harry Potter VI. What is the
statute of limitations on spoilers?
Fed up with fatties in Daisy Dukes, Budapest mayor wants female City
Hall staff to wear miniskirts only if they have "completely perfect
legs", with skirts no higher than 1" above their knee.
Many countries draw a line for art. A pickled fetus head attached to a seagull typically crosses that line.
NJ Swat teams get new rules designed to prevent troopers from searching the wrong home. First is don’t rely on MapQuest.
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"For the last few weeks at work, we’ve been obsessed with House of Cosbys.
So obsessed that other departments are starting to worry about us; it’s
consuming our lives. I first linked to it back in March, long before
the recent legal threats
from Cosby himself, so I don’t know why it’s taken this long to
infiltrate our brains. (I suspect one too many late nights on a recent
deadline is ultimately to blame.)"
Waxy is hosting the whole "Bill Cosby Talks to kids about drugs" album from 1971 for your enjoyment along with a long list of links to further your Cosby goodness. Oh and he’s gonna kill you! After he stick his spoon in your pudding… ggaaahh!![link]
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This site follows Madonna’s career in pictures. Watch her transform before your eyes from the cool activist ( *cough* notorious exhibitionist *cough*) and pop mistress of our past to the Gap loving material girl that she is today. This site is actually quite impressive starting with pictures from uhh….1958.[Link]
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Brad Pitt ans Angelina Jolie visit Canadian dinosaur museum. Fail to find petrified remains of Jennifer Aniston.
Tom Cruise says that he never claimed to be a reincarnated Scientology prophet, as that would just be silly. Unlike Scientology…
Boy invents hamster powered cell-phone charger. Note the conspicuous
absence of the words "Richard Gere brand gerbil-powered anal butt-plug".
There she goes. Miss America. Leaving Atlantic City after 84 years, does not pass go, does not collect $200.
David Wells, who uses natural supplements like pizza and beer to bulk up, wants Rafael Palmeiro to take a lie detector test.
Red Sox forced to delay start of tonight’s game because the field was
damaged by all of the senior citizens walkers and wheelchairs at the
Rolling Stones concert.
And now for maybe the worst "news" story ever courtesy of The Sun. Marilyn Manson speaks out about Harry Potter’s "unacceptable" use of witchcraft.