Huricane what-what? I come to you with LATE-BREAKING-NEWS. An Olsen decided to stay in New York and says ‘yes’ to another year of learning, however the university food plan card is probably still a no-go.[Gawker and Perez Hilton]
Alyssa Milano is out trying to help hurricane victims. Meanwhile, Angela and Mona have still done jack s***.
HBO decided Lisa Kudrow wont comeback to their offices any time soon.
Ed McMahon to tour the country reminiscing about Johnny Carson. Look for his one man show "Living off the talent of a dead man" coming to a town near you.
Chris Martin, who thinks naming your daughter after fruit is a good idea, thinks making a Coldplay country/hip-hop album with Garth Brooks and Kanye West would help the future of music.
Metallica to appear in an episode of the Simpsons. Comic Book Guy heard muttering "Worst Show Ever" while downloading the Black Album.
New Dutch TV show titled "Swallow and Shoot Up" will feature host taking LSD and heroin on air. Fox network nods admiringly…
What better way to start off your day than some coffee and Tyra Bank’s uneven boobies. Is she a normal woman or a freak of nature? Tyra, those boobies of yours maybe strange but you could have a third nipple and a wooden leg most of us would still be interested din fondling ‘em. Good try though…a few more episodes like this and you might be able to convince us you’re human.[four four link]
Sienna Miller has given Jude Law six commandments to follow if he wants to be with her. Only six??? Wow, this girl is low maintenance.
Anna Nicole Smith is happy with her breasts after having them adjusted several times. Finally, Anna Nicole and I have something in common.
Speaking of breasts, Tyra Banks proved hers were real on her new TV talk show. And yes, there was a "touch test" involved. Thank you Tivo.
Keira Knightley has been dumped by her boyfriend. She’s either upset by the whole thing or just pouting to look cute. It’s too hard to tell.
Kate Moss loses Chanel and Burberry. Anybody else reminded of that "Just Say No" commercial in the 80′s where a nose snorts up a television set and a car and a surfboard or something? Yeah, it’s like that. Kinda. Right?
Fans booed Madonna and Guy Richie for not stopping to sign autographs. In other words, fans booed Madonna.
One day she is going to shock the world. Just you wait…I think she has a good 5 years left to be ‘naughty’ and then she’s going to turn her life around and before you know it, she’ll be knocking on your front door with a pamphlet on how you too, can change your sinful ways. All we ask of you Paris is to be honest with us. I mean, if you have another sex tape. Cough it up…because you know we will eventually get our hands on it. All your secrets are belong to us.[ I don't like you in that way link]
Wait…Utah is a real place? Get out...are….are there ligers?
Anne Hathaway has turned into quite the little hottie…there is nothing hotter than a sense of humor except for maybe boobies. Just Jared has more of what you want to see.[link]
Thanks to the ‘Mike Jones’ test, I know this is FAKE. There is no way god doesn’t know who Mike Jones is…No possible way. Nice try ‘igod’….nice try.[ talk to igod]
Unless of course…he knew it was me pretending to be Mike Jones…and was doing it to F**k with me. Touche, god, touche.
Viva la Richard – Oh jebus.
Elvis Not Included – No reason to post this other than…you should open the door, get on the floor and walk that dinosaur.
TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. - Trees sure know how to mess up people’s weekends.