Tijuana to clean up its brothels with "clean health" electronic cards
for prostitutes. "Swiping the card in the reader" is now code for
Ever wonder what happened to Hootie and the Blowfish? Yeah, me neither
but if anyone does care they’re playing a gig at the Jacksonville
"World of Warcraft" game: $49.99. Monthly subscription: $14.99. Getting
pwned by your mom in the forums for breaking your curfew: Priceless.
Soap operas are dying. Stefano expected to resurrect them in a Friday cliffhanger.
Angelina Jolie misses her Brad and may want to have his babies and really, lets be honest, who wouldn’t want to reproduce with that man? Is she to be married again? Does she really want more kids? Brendon has the scoop.[link]
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who it is!
Trust me, you’ll wish you didn’t know. And I bet you thought the Bunny Goddess was going to give you nightmares…[Link thank to JJB]
Diva Steven Cojocaru needs another kidney after it was discovered the
first transplanted one didn’t match his Fendi man-purse.
Cameron Diaz Likes Sex With Her Clothes On. Men everywhere respond with "Whatever you say Cameron Diaz, we are men. Our Imagination will do us just fine". Thanks for coming out Diaz, these silly men aren’t going to let you off the hook that easily.
Adam Guettel and screenwriter William Goldman will collaborate on a
musical version or the hit fairy tale film "The Princess Bride"? INCONCEIVABLE!
Fake lesbians TATU to release new record. Fans who pretended to like their music suddenly not interested.
British model Kelly Brook tells us how she stays in shape with sex and ‘No’ you can not work out with her.
Eva Longoria hit by a pole. Sometimes these headlines just write themselves.
Wanted – women to date guys in isolated British moor town. Must like
farming, hills and men with a suspicious affection for sheep.
A concept album from the
original Duke boys. Tracks feature everyone from the show worth mentioning. Perfect your ipod…?[link]
I am reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Iâ€™m a fan. Iâ€™ve read the whole series and seen each of the movies and Iâ€™ve enjoyed the whole thing. That being said, Iâ€™d like to ask you to go back to whatever you were doing the moment before you saw me reading the book and decided it might be fun to strike up a conversation.
itâ€™s any comfort, I think I can safely assure you such a conversation would not have been fun at all, not for either of us, though youâ€™d have gotten the shorter end of the stick. Iâ€™d have made damn sure of that.[Continue reading...]
Max Burbank is not your special Harry Potter friend.
Steve Carell (Anchorman, "The Daily Show")
stars in this action-packed short that answers the question: What would
a John Woo-directed dodgeball movie look like? Our fedora-sporting hero
lets loose the bouncy rubber balls against the villainous street
Don’t forget to see Steve Carell’s new movie "40 Year Old Virgin" that opens in theaters everywhere this Friday. If you haven’t seen the trailer for this film, I suggest you do so immediately and high tail it to a theater this weekend.
I’m gaga for google. Check out what’s on top of one of the google buildings. Invite me over for a swim damnit.[link]
Avril Lavigne gets Punk’d, reduced to tears. Why you have to go and make things so lachrymated?
Notorious BIG’s family turns into Notorious PIGs when lawsuits are possible.
Want to be the next Carrie, Pennywise or Cujo? Stephen King auctioning
off character naming rights on eBay for charity. Bonus if the name is
female – he’ll kill her for you.
Microsoft has revealed the price of the upcoming Xbox 360. Don’t worry, included you get the latest in microsoft technology, a " wireless television remote control". Wowzers.
Usually when you use the words horse, bone, and Madonna in the same sentence, it means something quite different…
Manhunt for massacre of ducklings at car wash. Howard the Duck last seen heading to Mexico in bronco with stripper.
Ninja holds up restaurant. Ryu Hayabusa unavailable for comment.
He’s so tough. He’s like the suburbanized version of 50 cent.