While You Were Taking Your Profile Off MillionaireMatch.com

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  • Charlie Sheen’s MillionaireMatch.com online date reveals that he’s a pervert.But would a pervert have a kid’s clothing line?
  • Russell Crowe’s got a new band, “Ordinary Fear of God.” Still grunts.
  • Superman is invisible at Cannes. Maybe he’s just flying above the clouds.
  • Sean Preston is the cutest baby in Hollywood according to a poll. But how long can he coast on good looks for?
  • Amazing Race’s Ray and Yolanda get engaged. But their reality show ended 2 days ago, so they’re dead to us.
  • Mariah Carey is linked to mafia case. Her high-pitched voice used as a form of torture.
  • Howard Stern rips into Brandon Davis. A nation cheers.

…Of The Day

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  • BAD ACTING PERFORMANCE: This college baseball player, who makes you wish he was hit by the pitch. (Deadspin)
  • REASON TO RIDE A HOG: Cityrag’s photographs from a Harley gathering in upstate NY (Cityrag)
  • BOOZING CELEBRITY: Elisha Cuthbert. It’s nice to see somebody other than Lindsay and Paris go out and have fun. (Hollyscoop)
  • APPROPRIATE SONG TO LISTEN TO IF ANYBODY SHOULD JUST SO HAPPEN TO DIE ON TONIGHT’S SEASON FINALE OF THE O.C.: An acoustic version of Phantom Planet’s “California.” (Stereogum)
  • AUSTRALIAN COMMERCIAL: A Paris look-alike drinks Ocean Spray out of a colonic tube. Best thing out of Australia since Yahoo Serious (YouTube)

CONTEST: The BWE Re-Mix!

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christian bwe.jpgDon’t forget! You have a chance to create your very own Best Week Ever segment! It’s easy! We give you clips of your favorite BWE panelists. You get creative, do whatever you want with them and post it to our site, BWE.tv‘s users vote the best ones to the top, and the winners get prizes. Sounds pretty cool, right?

Click below to see some examples and read the guidelines. Then with the help of Christian Finnegan, Sherrod Small, Frangela, Paul F. Tompkins, Melissa Rauch, and Paul Scheer, get cracking! Best of luck everybody!

Click here to start Remixing Now!

Who You Gonna Call for Ghostbusters 3?

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Ghostbusters I Watch Stuff reports that Ghostbusters 3 is rumored to be in the works. According to writer and original Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd has already written a script, entitled Ghostbusters in Hell, and wants Ben Stiller to star. The film will take place in hell. And guess what hell looks like? Says Ramis, “it looks just like New York, but it’s hell–everything’s grid locked; no cars are moving and all the drivers are swearing at each other in different foreign languages. No two people speak the same language. It’s all the worst things about modern urban life, just magnified.”

While it sounds like Ramis and Akroyd are on board, there’s no reason to bother making another Ghostbusters if the main Ghostbuster isn’t on board. Come on, Ernie Hudson, just look at the script.

Mike Britt is… Captain Save A White Girl!

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Somebody had to step up and help out poor Lindsay Lohan after she was attacked by the slimy Brandon Davis. Thankfully, Captain Save A White Girl is here.

Captain Save A White Girl- making the world safe for attractive white women everywhere!

SIZZLER: Revenge of the Lohan

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lohan-hilton-sidekicks.jpgThe fallout from the Brandon Davis/Paris Hilton Paparazzi Video heard ’round the world continues, as Lindsay Lohan, never one to be out-tabloided, ruthlessly fights back against her detractors. First of all, she made sure to spend last night very publicly making out with Starving Nachos, Paris’ recent ex-boyfriend. And now she’s suddenly agreed to appear in an independent film called Bill, which is about a man whose wife has a fling with a local newscaster that ends up being broadcast over the Internet. Hmm, who else do we know whose filmed “fling” became the stuff of Internet legend? Could Lohan actually be playing Paris in a movie? Only time will tell, but the knives are most definitely out.

Why Working at Vh1 Is AWESOME

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Working here at the Vh1 Offices has a number of perks – access to almost every music video ever made, frequent celeb sightings, complimentary magazine subscriptions, and so on and so forth. But today in our break room, I witnessed something that trumps all those things, a sight that left me struck with wonder and awe, infinitely grateful that I am one of lucky few individuals privy to such unspeakable majesty. THIS veggie tray sat unassumingly on the counter, next to our water cooler:

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Bet you’ve never seen that at your job.

While You Were Destroying the Sanctity of Marriage

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  • Tyra Banks has a moustache. And it isn’t an undercover disguise.
  • Pat Robertson threatens U.S. with a tsunami. He’ll do it, don’t test him.
  • John Stamos reveals his sexual exploits and says he and Rebecca Romijn lied about being together at the X-men 2 premiere. Confuses Howard Stern Show for confession.
  • Lindsay Lohan should have flossed. Paris’s liver is stuck in her teeth.
  • Ricky Gervais is water-bombed by a gang of students. No that’s not British slang.
  • Runaway Bride’s wedding is officially off. Couldn’t see that coming.
  • Bruce Willis is getting cozy with young co-star Tamara Feldman. Now Ashton will have some company at the kiddie table.
  • Paul McCartney may lose one quarter of his fortune in the divorce. Still has just enough to retire comfortably.