Click the picture or follow this link, to see if maybe this sort of logic has something to do with America’s obesity epidemic. I bet you there is a Krispy Kreme donut shop and McDonalds across the street too.

Link thanks to:
Brett Lamb

The season finale of Best Week Ever airs tonight at 11, so be sure to watch it/ love it/ enjoy it, because there won’t be another one until September. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Now, just because BWE the TV show is taking the rest of the summer off, that doesn’t mean that we are. This blog is going to keep rocking, as is Bestweekever.Vh1.com, so make sure you’re still checking it out to stay up to date with pop culture news and to watch great BWE videos.

And allllllllllsssssssssssooooo, BWE Live is back, with shows lined up in New York and LA. Click either link below to get your ass in to the greatest live show based on a vh1 weekly pop culture program EVER!

New York: 8/8, 8/22

Los Angeles: 8/15, 8/17

You don’t want to miss it. Tickets are only $5 in LA and $8 in NY… because, you know, New York is cooler and stuff. We’ll see you there.

Whew. Now that we’re all up to speed, I’m exhausted. I need a Bush-sized vacation to recover. Peace!

Angelina’s 3-year-old son Maddox calls Brad Pitt "daddy;" Also said to believe his website is "best page in the universe."

Nikki Sixx, of Motley Crue, didn’t want an ipod for his birthday, so his band-mates bought him a Ferrari instead.

Good sitcom lovers rejoice: Arrested Development "mini-marathon" on television tonight.

Barry Manilow to continue performing at Las Vegas Hilton through 2007.  In other news, Barry Manilow still alive.

Beurger King  restaurant opens in France, following the success of "Mecca Cola".

Mike Tyson looooves the ladies and for some very strange reason they seem to love him right back. I wonder if it has something to do with that 14 inches of somethin’ somethin’ he’s packing or if it’s about acquiring a cheaper method of ear surgery. I want details damnit. [more pictures]

You must read the hilarious account of Scott Stapp in Denny’s. You just gotta![link]

Thanks to the tip:
Joe

BWE’s Paul Scheer is intimidated by Will Smith. I mean, can you blame him? The guy fights aliens and then makes a pop hit about it (Will does, not Paul.) That’s impressive.

Will Smith intimidates me with his ultra rich lifestyle. We got get him back to singing songs like "Nightmare on My Street" and "Parents Just Don’t Understand." Songs we can all relate too. Right now I imagine his songs only appeal to Millionaires.

Don’t believe me let’s examine some of his lyrics, shall we? [click here to keep reading]

Geraldo Rivera continues to breed; wife’s vault isn’t empty.

Two Michael Jackson jurors now say he’s guilty. On a completely unrelated note, they both have book deals. What are the odds?

Metallica To Open for the Rolling Stones. Finally, fathers and sons can enjoy a concert together. Well, they’ll each enjoy half of it.

Hillary Clinton Presses Bush on Sex Offender Bill.  And yes, that’s the actual headline.

Reese Witherspoon, star of "Legally Blonde", wants to "throw daggers" over Jessica Simpson cashing in on stupidity. Jessica responds by saying, "At least I’m not the one who married Ryan Phillippe."

Surviving members of TLC don’t want any "hoes" in their group. No word on scythes, rakes or wheelbarrows.

Serial rape, torture & killing of young girls just not festive enough for the festival. Montreal World Film Festival bans "Karla", a movie based on schoolgirl killers Homolka and Bernardo.

Japan invents high-tech vibrating movie theater seats. Bad: Seats debut at exceedingly unerotic "Return of the Sith".

Christopher Walken feels zombie movies need more Walken. The Zombies called and they totally agree.

Now, you can leave mom’s basement and win a walk-on part on Stargate SG-1.

George Lucas thinks your games should be better.  What a coincidence, fans think his writing should be better.

The Gallery of the Absurd has updated it’s site…So, be sure to check it out.[link]