Ignore for a minute that this wax statue of Jessica Simpson is bound to show up on Ebay in the future and that some of the men in these photos have probably waxed off to this hunk of wax. I just want you to imagine for a moment that you could have a wax statue of yourself. Would…would you keep it for yourself or give it away? Seriously, I want you to think about this…how creepy would this be? I think I would burn it in a bonfire and watch it melt away. But that’s me and my plan would also probably involve beer and midgets. So I’m curious as to what you would do. Have more made?  An army of wax statues in your likeness? Do tell. [see more creepy photos here]

Paris Hilton nearly shipwrecked while on vacation. In other news, Paris Hilton apparently needs to take vacations.

The latest piece from GoA:

Find more fantastic art like this at Gallery of the Absurd.

Rosie
O’Donnell is to join the cast of "Fiddler on the Roof". Producers excited
over the amount of realism Rosie will bring to playing the roof. [article]

Britney’s ‘mini-me’ is preggers too? Come on, you see it too. More midget Britney vacation shots here and here.

Pictures thanks to:
Just Jared

ABC News Anchor Peter Jennings has passed away due to lung cancer.

Kevin Costner wants to make "The Bodyguard" sequel with Jessica Simpson. In related news "sequel" is code for "have sexual relations with".

Old and busted: The Vagina Monologues.  Up and coming: The Holy Phallus.

Mel Gibson asked to give Aussie children nightmares by staging crucifxion on World Youth Day.

Man
shot in leg while attempting to photograph Britney’s baby shower. In a
related story, all them years Cletus spend possum huntin’ finally pay
off.

The cheerleaders put their skills to work with the help of Kimmie Gibler.

Tonight Ricky Williams will be as close to the NFL Hall of Fame as he’ll ever be.

"I want halllllffff Eddie!": Oomfufu files for divorce.

Click the picture or follow this link, to see if maybe this sort of logic has something to do with America’s obesity epidemic. I bet you there is a Krispy Kreme donut shop and McDonalds across the street too.

Link thanks to:
Brett Lamb

The season finale of Best Week Ever airs tonight at 11, so be sure to watch it/ love it/ enjoy it, because there won’t be another one until September. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Now, just because BWE the TV show is taking the rest of the summer off, that doesn’t mean that we are. This blog is going to keep rocking, as is Bestweekever.Vh1.com, so make sure you’re still checking it out to stay up to date with pop culture news and to watch great BWE videos.

And allllllllllsssssssssssooooo, BWE Live is back, with shows lined up in New York and LA. Click either link below to get your ass in to the greatest live show based on a vh1 weekly pop culture program EVER!

New York: 8/8, 8/22

Los Angeles: 8/15, 8/17

You don’t want to miss it. Tickets are only $5 in LA and $8 in NY… because, you know, New York is cooler and stuff. We’ll see you there.

Whew. Now that we’re all up to speed, I’m exhausted. I need a Bush-sized vacation to recover. Peace!

Angelina’s 3-year-old son Maddox calls Brad Pitt "daddy;" Also said to believe his website is "best page in the universe."

Nikki Sixx, of Motley Crue, didn’t want an ipod for his birthday, so his band-mates bought him a Ferrari instead.

Good sitcom lovers rejoice: Arrested Development "mini-marathon" on television tonight.

Barry Manilow to continue performing at Las Vegas Hilton through 2007.  In other news, Barry Manilow still alive.

Beurger King  restaurant opens in France, following the success of "Mecca Cola".