Michael Jackson is reportedly planning another metamorphosis, this time into a "muscle-bound, shaven-headed rapper." He has been in discussion with DJ Whoo Kid (Whoo?) since they met in Bahrain. Whoo Kid told Jackson to "cut his hair, get some million-dollar earrings, get a million-dollar watch and take all them spaceship clothes off." Jackson has taken the advice to heart and is working out and trying to work out a collaboration with Whoo Kid and 50 Cent. I’ve been waiting for years for him to just go ahead and turn into a blond white woman, but bald rapper would be fine too.
Last night’s Wife Swap mashed-up the well-coiffed New Jersey-based Czerniawskis with the Kinisons, an Arizona family of freak show performers. And guess what? It was awesome. There were tearful resolutions and chair-kicking fights but I couldn’t shake the feeling that something was missing. Oh I remember: no one hung themselves from meat-hooks.
Here’s some exclusive footage from the Kinison’s freak show website, that features Anna Kinison swinging around a room with hooks affixed to her back. It’s almost as awesome as Trading Spouses’ Marguerite Perrin and her brand new debut rap album.
The supremely awesome Kevin Federline has named his debut album Playing With Fire and the expected release date for this album is August 2006. As you may know, he made his first promotional club appearance this past Saturday, March 25th at Vision Club in Atlanta, GA. Usher, Nelly and Jazze Pha were all in attendance and the event has been called a "huge success!" (in a press release). He’s going to make promotional appearances at clubs across the country and will help out local charities in the cities he visits. Here’s what the man himself has to say about the album and tour:
â€œThe inspiration and meaning behind the title Playing With Fire is self explanatory. Iâ€™m excited about this album and am looking forward to continuing my promotional club tour in support of it and seeing the first-hand reaction of my fans listening to my songs for the first time. My album is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire!â€
Skyler Bartles is definitely having the Best Week Ever. You may have read about him yesterday– he’s the Spring Breaker who decided to spend his break at a not-so-common Spring Break destination: Wal Mart.
Well, after Drudge Report linked the story, his phone’s been ringing off the hook. He’ll be appearing on Good Morning America, and representatives from Letterman have offered to fly him to NY as well. All this for spending 41 straight hours at Wal Mart… something I’m pretty sure my mom does every couple of weeks. Congratulations Skyler, you’re probably having the Best Week Ever.
Yesterday we asked you to Guess The Celebrity based on the picture above. And you did. Guesses ranged from Leonardo DiCaprio to Ethan Hawke to Johnny Depp to David Spade to… the chick who played Blossom? Well, the time has come to reveal who it is. Click below to find out.
We’re all descended from apes. Some of us more so than others.
Check out the flyer for an upcoming Final Four event in Indianapolis, sponsored by the beverage giant.
My Cokefest would probably involve more cigarettes and less singer-songwriters. But provided enough refreshing coke, Carrie Underwood could sound like Joe Strummer by the end of the night. (thanks adfreak)