While You Were Putting Out a Massive Fire(crotch)

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  • Nicole Richie and on-again off-again fiancee DJ AM are finally off (again).
  • Nicky Hilton has another grueling day at work. But just seeing the smile on those manicurists faces makes it all worth it.
  • Lindsay Lohan begs Wilmer V for help getting into Danny Masterson’s club. Possibly the lowest point in anyone’s career.
  • Riahnna is reportedly trying to steal Beyonce’s man. Also her career.
  • Chris Daughtry’s fans are boycotting American Idol. Still not enough fans to make a difference.
  • Jessica Simpson is furious that sister Ashlee is trying to cop her style. But the person who’s nose she stole is even more pissed.

What Is Sexy?

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EvaL.jpgMaxim Magazine, the widely respected paragon of hard-hitting high-brow journalism, has once again released their annual list of what they deign to be the Hottest Hundred babes on the planet, with Eva Longoria once again on top of said list. These lists are kind of silly, as they completely reduce the entire concept of beauty to a series of air-brushed bimbos in bikinis. Booooring.

Since you’re classier than that sort of superficiality, why don’t you go give some love to CollegeHumor’s list of the 25 Un-Sexiest Women. Because everybody knows – beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

PROPPED: Taylor Hicks Pac-Man

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taylor_sings2_003.jpgTaylor Hicks may just be the only American Idol finalist old enough to remember the game Pac-Man. So naturally, he’s been re-made into the classic Atari pellet-chomper in a game appropriately called Taylor Hicks Pac-man. Big Props to Vandar02 for dropping this game which features Hicks gobbling up votes avoiding the deadly grasp of his other idols. And just like the real thing, in this version of the game, there is no Mrs.

Got something to share with us? Drop it here! Or prop up some one else’s story here!

SIZZLER: Katie has Baby Blues

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tomkat21.jpgTabloids are speculating that Katie Holmes is suffering from a bout of Post-Partum depression. According to reports the actress is “exhausted and “constantly in tears” since giving birth to daughter Suri.” Most doctors prescribe anti-depressants to combat what they call a hormonal reaction to intense bodily trauma. But we’re with Tom. It sounds like she’s just being glib.

ICYMI: Nobody’s Business

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I happen to think The Office is one of the best shows on television, but all anyone ever talks about is “Jim and Pam” this and “Jim and Pam” that. I am of the opinion that the “Jim and Pam” will-they-or-won’t-they storyline is boring, re-hashed “Ross and Rachel” pap. The only real love story on The Office is the one about the secret, forbidden love of Dwight Schrute and Angela from Accounting. And that’s why this parody trailer is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

The Reviews are “Eh” For Da Vinci Code, Over the Hedge

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dav.jpgTwo big movies are premiering this week: Over the Hedge and The Da Vinci Code. Both have big star power(Tom Hanks, Steve Carell) and affiliations with powerful rulers(The Pope, WalMart). The only difference is that one challenges the fundamental tenets of Christianity and the other deals with a raccoon on a lawn. Nevertheless, both films are getting equally tepid reviews. Can you guess which review belongs with which movie?

“a rather narrowly conceived tale”
“There was too much music”
“feels a bit old-hat”

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ICYMI: Katharine Goes Over The Rainbow

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So everybody’s talking about Katharine McPhee’s amazing performance of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” last night. Was it enough to keep her on the show another week? Watch this slideshow with the audio (no video = YouTube not taking it down) and let me know what you think.

I’m pulling for Katharine all the way. I love this chick– and NOT just because she looks like Victoria Beckham in a fat suit.

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It’s May 17th; What’s up?

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tv set3.jpgDoes anybody else find it a little messed up that the couples on The Amazing Race travel through 10 countries and rack up 59,000 miles to win $1 million? The idiots on Deal or No Deal can win the same amount just by saying (wait for) Deal or No Deal. CBS really makes you work for your money.

Well, tonight one lucky couple will walk away with the money as The Amazing Race 9 comes to a close. Other shows ending their season tonight: Bones, Top Model, Law & Order, CSI: NY, and Invasion. Good stuff, but you’re probably going to be too busy checking to see who gets kicked off American Idol (please let it be Taylor.) So what are YOU watching tonight? Vote now!

SIZZLER: Britney’s a Gangsta Mom

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britbrit.jpgYes Britney almost killed her baby the other day when she strapped him into her convertible in a caseat facing the wrong direction. But we swear, there’s a reasonable explanation for this: Britney’s recording a rap album. The pop star reportedly signed on 50 Cent’s producer Jonathan “JR” Rotem to record an album that reveals a whole new side of Britney, a harder side. She’s not a Slave 4 U anymore, and the drive she took with Sean P. the other day proved it. She may not have grown up on the streets of Compton like The Game, or been riddled with bullets like 50, but based on the way she’s been treating her son, she may just be a cold-blooded killa.