The finalist short films will be posted on the SXSW website starting
July 10th. At that time the SXSWclick People’s Choice voting will begin
and will also be available for download to various mobile devices. In
addition a specially selected jury will deliberate on the finalists.
People’s Choice and Jury winners will be announced on July 29th and
will be automatically entered to screen at the 2006 SXSW Film Festival,
March 10-18th in Austin, TX.
The Finalists have been announced. Watch the videos and vote for your favorite. [link]
To learn more about South by Southwest go here.
Sean Connery decides to back-out of his biography deal . I guess we’ll know the juicy details of his affair with Trebek’s mother.
Jessica Alba admits she gets jealous when her boyfriend is surrounded by circling
vultures women and would be willing to initiate a catfight if deemed necessary. Hey, If she charges admission to an "Alba-all-star-catfight" she could rival her "Fantastic Four" film paycheck and viewer ratings.
Mariah Carey’s has a wardrobe malfunction at concert, and yet she’s still winds up being the "good one" of the Carey family.
When regular people have the flu, they call in sick to work, drink ginger-ale, eat chicken noodle soup and watch The Price is Right. When Brad Pitt has the flu, he
checks into a hospital and it’s front page news at Yahoo. Your life however, will remain unaffected by this late breaking news.
Honda to discontinue production of top sports car NSX. Teenage boys,
manufacturers of staple-on spoilers, fart pipes go into collective panic.
**WARNING: Annoying Tom Cruise headlines below. Feel free to ignore their existence, much like I wish I could ignore his…**
Rob Thomas is shocked by reports he slept with Tom Cruise. Says he prefers Brad Pitt. So do I, Rob…so do I.
Paris‘ city council passes resolution "never to welcome the actor Tom
Cruise, spokesman for Scientology and self-declared militant for this
organisation". Quick, someone inform France that "Mission Impossible" is just a mooooovvvie and that Tom Cruise was only "acting" like a tough guy. Then show them "Jerry Maguire", because it may be his pansiest role yet, which you know, should go over well with the French.
cause they are pansies…Pansies I say! What? What you going to do France? Surrender? I thought so.
And now for a message to Tom Cruise from Alton Brown.
***please note that the submitter of this blog is 52.3% French and is by law allowed to openly mock them***
"I donÂ´t need luck – i got the squirrel-power"
Wow. I wonder if he knows Billy. Who am I kidding? Billy knows everyone. e-v-e-r-y-o-n-e. [watch now]
Listen up men, and listen up good. If you want to score with the ladies, the special ladies, there’s only one way to go about it. Forget about buying them flowers, chocolates, and expensive
jewelry… if you want to open the lock to their hearts, then consider
Fabio to be the key. Fabio is a muscular man of mystery. He’s larger
than life. He can’t believe it’s not butter. He’s one with
nature. And most
importantly… he is wise in the ways of the international language of
love. Sure, you could pick up one of the many, many, many romance novels that he’s appeared on the cover of…[go now ]
I honestly don’t know where to start. Let’s just say that it’s Fabio‘s album, After Dark. It’s basically porn music with Fabio talking to you (provided you’re a lady). It’s corny. It’s hilarious. It’s downloadable. It’s about two seconds away from being loaded on to my ipod. I’m a little bit blown away right now as I have been reduced to tears by it’s comedic beauty. I mean first the Fabio cover art discovery and now this.
Life is good.
Let’s just say I was doing some research this morning on Ms. Holmes. I am a little concerned for Tom’s safety…
What is she hiding? I think I’m on to something here folks and I’m going to get to the bottom of it…
HOW WE MET TIFFANI’S BEST FRIEND JENNIE WORKED WITH BRADY AND KNEW HE WAS RIGHT FOR TIFFANI…AND SHE WAS CORRECT. OUR FIRST DATE WAS NOV. 2, 2004!
Sorry Zack, but Kelly Kapowski got married. Thankfully, it wasn’t to Jeff, that handsome college guy that she worked with at The Max… I never trusted him.
But don’t worry kids, I’m sure this is a two-parter episode. Screech will come through in the end like he always does…
Oh and speaking of weddings, look who has a wedding website.
If the movie is as scary as this trailer, we should be worried…[watch now]
I thought my days of laughing at Tom Cruise jokes were coming to an end. I thought that I was laughed out. That the jokes were over. That the sun wouldn’t come up today. But then I found this flash video and all my fears vanished.
The folks of Boom Chicago (creators of this precious flash video) are geniuses. If you have an hour to spare, I suggest you start going through all their video archives. After you finish watching Tom Cruise’s Personal War of the Worlds…
Check these out:
New on Al Qaeda TV: The Dukes of Haz`rad
Secret Agent Condolezza Rice is the new 007
New iPod commercial features Michael Jackson
Tom Cruise is totally stealing ideas from Kirk Cameron‘s Way of The Master website. I’m telling Candace. Who will tell Kirk and THEN Cameron and Kirk are so totally going to ban-inate you from heaven for this one, Tom. There will be no crawling back to Jesus then…[Link]
Scientologist-wannabe’s, be sure to click around on all the goodies…Liquid Generation outdid themselves this time.
Ted Nugent may run for Governor of Michigan.
Please tell me this is not a publicity stunt for a new album. Let it be true. I never thought anyone who could write books with titles such as "Gods, Guns, and Rock ‘N’ Roll", "Blood Trails
2" and "Kill It & Grill It" or classic album titles such as "Penetrator", "If You Can’t Lick ‘Em…Lick ‘Em" and "Full Bluntal Nugity" would EVER attempt to wear a real suit… let alone attempt to govern an entire state.
Nugent On his favorite arthropod:
"(The botanists) come to my ranch in Michigan every year, where I
have a wonderful specialized wetlands known as a fen . . . the only
piece of ecosystem in North America where the Mitchell’s Satyr
Butterfly is thriving, an endangered species everywhere, except on Ted
Nugent On Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes:
"I see a lot of smiles. I love when people are happy. She’s a
bomber. She’s stunning. He’s a handsome young man and a brilliant actor
On what he would do in the event of a "War of the Worlds"-like alien invasion:
"I’m privy to some firepower dynamics that your average civilian is
not and we would just wipe the (expletives) out. And then we’d probably
sautÃ© them and use them for bait and kill some bear over their
Want to hear more?
On that note, I would like to say that I think Nugent shouldn’t have any problem obtaining the female voter’s support with classics like "
Come and get it " and "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang".
If you watch any of these video links today, be sure to watch this one. It may be the only ballet I’ve ever enjoyed watching. A man and his machinery is a thing of beauty.
Here lies (what I believe to be) the greatest and perhaps the scariest condom commercial ever made.
Sure, you might not find this video all that amusing but had it been you and your friends in the backyard electrocuting sausages you would think it was pretty frikkin’ awesome too.
Ahhem. This blog believes in safe sex. So, you know how I said that Trojan condom commercial was the greatest condom commercial ever… of all time? Well, I think maybe I’ve changed my mind. Those Europeans are so very clever. There is just no stopping them. Watch this condom commercial and then move to Europe for crazy European (protected) sex.