Those rapscallions in the British tabloid press are reporting that drug-tormented supermodel Kate Moss was seen blowing chunks in the VIP section of the Isle of Wight music festival. Was this just an isolated incident caused by a few too many Jager shots on an empty stomach, or is Kate two dates with Pete Doherty away from another stint in rehab? Only time – and the tabloids – will tell.
At first I was sort of lukewarm about Jack White’s side-product and indie rock supergroup The Raconteurs, but this band has been growing on me like a burly manny on an unhappy pop star. And this latest video for “Steady As She Goes” is so awesome that I think I’m a full-on convert to Jack and his band of merry men. Check it out!
What would we ever do without our good friend The Thighmaster? Well, for one, we’d never know that Michael Oliver, better known to you as the title character in Problem Child, is now working as a roadie for the band The Samples. If only John Ritter were here to see what a tattooed, long-haired, still problematic man his little guy has become.
Vitalspark dropped this hilarious video, originally found at Deadspin, depicting what happens when Cleveland’s investigative reporter Carl Monday takes a closer look at what sort of dangers are lurking around every bookshelf at the local public library. The fun really starts about 3 minutes in when Carl, having hidden a camera near the library’s computers, confronts a man the camera caught “boning up” on Internet porn. What ensues are three of the most unintentionally hilarious minutes I’ve ever seen. Keep dropping us all this great stuff, people!
How could you not love Henry Rollins? Check out this clip from The Henry Rollins Show where the ex-Black Flag frontman pens a letter to everybody’s favorite right-wing
nutcase author, Ann Coulter. You know, I’ve always said Rollins reminds me of Carrie Bradshaw, and now I know why. Language is NSFW… but then again, neither is Coulter.
Link sorta via Gorillamask
Only a week after the first photos of Brangelina’s Amazing Baby Messiah blew the minds of the entire universe, Matt Damon and his wife quietly put forth their humble offering to the ever-growing nursery of celebrity offspring when their new daughter was born on Sunday. While Damon’s agent is still holding out for a $5 million deal with People Magazine for the exclusive rights to Baby’s First Photospread, pitches have already gone out to a number of tabloids. Perez Hilton has reportedly offered the proud parents a $20 Gift Card to Starbucks, along with a couple list spots at an upcoming Skyy Vodka promo party if they’ll send him a camera pic of the newborn. If Damon was really smart about his next career move, he’d ditch that no-name wife of his and cut a deal to do some serious baby-making with Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson or something. But for now, there can be only one Shiloh.
Denise Richards finally figures out what it will take to get Charlie Sheen to notice her.
Add your own Captions in the Comments and check out a few more scantily clad Denise shots after the jump. (pics via Hot Online News)
In honor of the #1 opening for Disney’s Cars, which happens to feature the immeasurable vocal talents of comedic genius Larry the Cable Guy, we offer this video of Larry back when he was Dan Whitney, just another mulleted bad stand-up comic from the 80′s. Makes you kind of wonder what sort of traumatic life experience causes one to change their name, rip off their sleeves, and start talking like an inbred, mentally-retarded member of the KKK. Git-R-Done, Dan Whitney!
(via Dead Frog)