As Tom Cruise was walking out of LA’s Scientology Center, feeling renewed and invigorated after his latest audit, his newfound tranquility was tragically cut short when a deranged, misguided Ethan Hunt fan approached him seeking an autograph – on a bootleg copy of M:I3! After his initial horror subsided, Cruise immediately lept into action, giving the wayward cinema enthusiast an impromptu lesson on the laws governing copyrighted entertainment, raising his voice and snarling, “NO, this is wrong… wrong, wrong, WRONG!”.
After personally – personally – doing his part to battle movie piracy, Cruise dragged the offender back into the Scientology center where the man’s negative illegal-downloading thetans were dutifully removed.
Okay, so let’s break this weekend down, shall we? Tonight we have the final episode of Conviction, the season finale of Numb3rs, and the conclusion of the 16th season of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Yep, apparently that show is still on the air. Who knew?
Saturday night we’re blessed with the MTV movie All You’ve Got starring Ciara and the NBC movie… wait for it… 10.5: Apocalypse! Terrifying! Later in the evening the season finale of SNL airs, with host Kevin Spacey and musical guest Nelly Furtado. Not bad.
Sunday is insane. We have a 90-minute Family Guy finale, a 2-hour Desperate Housewives finale, and, yes, another night of 10.5: Apocalypse! Throw in The Sopranos and Big Love and that’s far too much television for one person to handle. So what are YOU watching this weekend? Vote now!
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I Watch Stuff reports that Ghostbusters 3 is rumored to be in the works. According to writer and original Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd has already written a script, entitled Ghostbusters in Hell, and wants Ben Stiller to star. The film will take place in hell. And guess what hell looks like? Says Ramis, “it looks just like New York, but it’s hell–everything’s grid locked; no cars are moving and all the drivers are swearing at each other in different foreign languages. No two people speak the same language. It’s all the worst things about modern urban life, just magnified.”
While it sounds like Ramis and Akroyd are on board, there’s no reason to bother making another Ghostbusters if the main Ghostbuster isn’t on board. Come on, Ernie Hudson, just look at the script.
Somebody had to step up and help out poor Lindsay Lohan after she was attacked by the slimy Brandon Davis. Thankfully, Captain Save A White Girl is here.
Captain Save A White Girl- making the world safe for attractive white women everywhere!
The fallout from the Brandon Davis/Paris Hilton Paparazzi Video heard ’round the world continues, as Lindsay Lohan, never one to be out-tabloided, ruthlessly fights back against her detractors. First of all, she made sure to spend last night very publicly making out with Starving Nachos, Paris’ recent ex-boyfriend. And now she’s suddenly agreed to appear in an independent film called Bill, which is about a man whose wife has a fling with a local newscaster that ends up being broadcast over the Internet. Hmm, who else do we know whose filmed “fling” became the stuff of Internet legend? Could Lohan actually be playing Paris in a movie? Only time will tell, but the knives are most definitely out.
Props to TheJay who dropped off a post about Tom Hanks’ hair through the decades. Thanks to his chronological pictorial, we now know that Tom Hanks’ hair is a way better actor than Hanks ever was or will be. Unfortunately, in the Da Vinci Code, both parties were poorly directed.
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