While You Were Relocating to Namibia

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It’s Wednesday; What’s up?

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tv set.jpgAlias is celebrating their 100th episode, Lost is airing what seems like their 100th “recap” episode, and some show on Fox where kids sing and people cheer is set to blow everything else out of the water. Throw in Kid Rock guest starring on CSI: NY</strong and you have one helluva Wednesday night. So what are you watching? Vote now!

…OF THE DAY

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  • BEST NEW BLOG: You’re reading it, Cochise.
  • HEADLINE: “Police See Paranormal Activity In Pub” (AP)
  • HEROIC CLUBGOER: Jeremy “Ari Gold” Piven carries some passed out model-actress-whatever chick out of a nightclub. (TMZ)
  • BRIGHT SIDE OF FAILED ‘CELEBRITY COOKING SHOWDOWN’: Uber-Cougar contestant Cindy Margolis is going to show off her “secret ingredients” in Playboy. (Yahoo!)
  • ENEMY OF HOMOSEXUALS: Barbara Streisand’s biographer. (CNN)
  • SUMMER CAMP: Maserati Fantasy Camp (Jalopnik)

While You Were Loving The New Site

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  • Producers of an upcoming INXS biopic are trying to talk Johnny Depp into stepping into Michael Hutchence’s shoes. Depp has already been advised to start practicing for the role by holding his breath while masturbating.
  • When people see Donald Trump, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or Anna Nicole Smith in ads, they’re less likely to buy the product. Unless it’s birth control.
  • Jeff Foxworthy has signed on to star in a new comedy & musical series on CMT. If you star in a show that airs on CMT… you might be a redneck! And if you watch it, you might be an idiot.
  • Paula Abdul and Ryan Seacrest are feuding over whether or not they’re feuding. Simon Cowell, meanwhile, is keeping his fingers crossed for a fight to the death.
  • Matt Dillon says fame makes falling in love difficult. At least that’s what his famous friends tell him.

Tom Cruise Car Surfs

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Remember last year, when Michael Jackson stood on top of his SUV outside the courthouse? Well on Monday, Tom Cruise pulled a Michael and lept on top of a Lamborghini during the premiere of Mission Impossible III in Rome.

Sure it sent a powerful message, but without an umbrella, how would the mothership know to pick him up?

The Daily Danza!

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We know for a fact that The Tony Danza Show’s hard-working staff were treated to an office party last night at Patsy’s pizzeria. Looks like Tony might have had a few too many margheritas margaritas.

SIZZLER: US Says Britney’s Really Pregnant

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Britney’s pregnant again. According to US Weekly the pop star “couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump.” Sure these past few months haven’t been easy with little Preston. In fact, US reports that Britney cried when she found out about the pregnancy. But there is some good news:

More crowning sculptures!!!

Where It’s At

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Welcome to the all new Best Week Ever blog. A site so new it still has that new blog smell. Enjoy it.
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Bookmark us now. This isn’t the old BWE– this version is newer and prettier (which is exactly what Haylie Duff’s parents said when Hilary was born, by the way.) If you look on the side you’ll see we have Games for you to play, Upgrade/Downgrades for you to vote on, a Store for you to shop in, links for you to check out, and a whole lot more. We also have a new interactive feature called Drop It, where you can be a part of BWE.tv by submitting your favorite stories, links, photos and videos. Take a look.

So have fun playing around with the new site and let us know what you think. We’re in this together people– let’s make it happen.

While You Were Waiting To Launch

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  • Kevin Costner has been named in a recent case involving soliciting sex during a massage at an upscale hotel. Rumour has it he wanted someone to undo his Dragonfly and have a Field of Dreams on his Untouchables.
  • Mick Jagger recently refused President Bush’s request to “Gimme Shelter” in the hotel room the rock legend had already booked. Goes to show, you really can’t always get what you want (but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get Embassy Suites).
  • Britney Spears is concerned that her infant son might suffer long-term brain damage resulting from a series of falls. I’m no doctor, but considering his genetics, I think heavy blows to the head could only help at this point.
  • Jackass Steve-O is reportedly having financial troubles. You mean getting drunk and eating your own feces on television isn’t a guaranteed way to pave the road to long-lasting economic security?
  • Friendly word of advice: Don’t f*ck with Chuck Sheen. Or he will have you Sheened.