It turns out Britney’s big “announcement” today was a hoax. Fine by us. It’s not going to stop us from making an announcement of our own– it’s time for a BWE.tv Photoshop Contest! Can you dig it?
By now everybody knows the title of Kevin Federline’s sure-to-be-revolutionary hip-hop album is “Playing With Fire.” But nobody has a clue what the album cover is going to look like. That’s where you come in. We want you to photoshop your K-Fed album covers and send them to firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll post our favorites here on the site, and every week somebody will get a prize from our Shop We’re gonna keep this up until the album cover is revealed… or until we get bored with it. Whichever comes first.
So that’s that. It’s photoshop time. Kevin Federline, Playing With Fire. It’s all you. Go for it.
It’s the BWE Short Film Fest for Friday, May 5! This week’s film fest features sketches submitted by The Wicked Wicked Hammerkatz, Zachary Kahn of Kahn-Artist.com, and Olde English!
REMEMBER – If you want to submit something to the BWE Film Fest, send your links/films to email@example.com!!!
Just he because his dark, mysterious emo band, wears all black, sports angular haircuts and headlines a tour called “Forever Night, Never Day,” it doesn’t mean Jared Leto cant share his diet tips with American housewives!
Check out this press conference Leto did with his band 30 Seconds to Mars, where he talks about what it was like to lose the 45 pounds he put on to play Mark David Chapman in his upcoming film Chapter 27. According to Leto’s revolutionary weight loss program, it’s not a diet, it’s a “bizarre physical metamorphosis.” And a neck scarf is great way to cover up a waddle.
No one ever said being a young starlet in Hollywood is cheap, which is something Lindsay Lohan most definitely learned this week when the bill arrived for her year-long “Keeping Up With the Hiltons” residency at the swanky Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. She reportedly owes upwards of a million smackers to this Motel 6 of the stars. Why so costly? My guess is the hotel charged her extra for each overnight visitor. Or maybe she convinced her dealer to “put in on her tab”.
No wonder she was practically begging for a modeling contract a few weeks ago. She’d better hope those “Just My Luck” royalties are hefty.
By now you’ve most certainly heard about the guy in the huge snowglobe here in Lincoln Center. The only person better than Steve-O at getting massive amounts attention for doing dumb stuff is “magician” David Blaine. The hippest thing to happen to magic since Houdini (and GOB Bluth, of course), Blaine has singlehandedly salvaged the legitimacy of his art after years of David Copperfield’s lame and tiresome “flying-around-in-Ferarri-then-disappearing” acts. His latest stunt is receiving massive amounts of media coverage, at the expense of his shriveled, prune-like hands. And if he succeeds in his big “holding his breath for 9 minutes” finale, he will have set a new world record.
Bubble Boy really might be having the Best Week Ever – and for living in a water tank for a week with nothing but a feeding tube and the harassment of passing pedestrians to keep him company, it’s probably the least we can do.
Because Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was just a little too normal for you…
Check out One Day by Michael Gondry and David Cross right now. Gondry is a genius. Cross is a piece of s**t. And you’re a little freaked out.
One Day (Michael Gondry & David Cross) on Transbuddha
Link via Gorillamask. Image via Alternet.
You know, it’s hard out here for a pimp. Especially for one pimp in particular. The Smoking Gun, possibly tipped off by all the iced out chains suddenly available on eBay, is reporting that Suge Knight – one-time rap mogul, co-founder of the Death Row Records, and the only man with the cajones to beat up on Vanilla Ice – is flat broke, down to his last $11. So don’t be surprised if you’re walking around Los Angeles and a very large, intimidating man with a “will bully rappers into signing with my label for food” sign asks you to “hold a dollar”.
At least buy him a burger or something.
The weekly segement in which we all brag about how cool our taste in music is by shuffling the songs on our iPods and posting – honestly – the first five resulting random tracks. Our guest this week is a favorite on Best Week Ever, a hilarious comedian, and one fourth of The Human Giant – the lovely and talented Mr. Paul Sheer! So what does Paul listen to when he’s not cracking wise on our show? Let’s take a look:
1. “Sexy Motherf*cker” – Prince
2. “Let’s Face It” – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
3. “Lay Low” – My Morning Jacket
4. “Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon” – Urge Overkill
5. “Mr. Rogers Neighborhood” – Fred Rogers
I think I’d be a little surprised about the Mr. Rogers song if this was anyone other than Paul. As always, post the results of your own shuffle in the comments!