It’s Best Night Ever for Monday, June 19th! Alex Blagg is here to walk you through the best of Monday night tv, including Wife Swap, Hell’s Kitchen, and How To Get The Guy!
Sure Joel Madden’s got the sleeves of tattoos and a brother with droopy eye makeup. And yes he’s got a tricked-out mack truck with 50-inch rims and a couple of 10-pound diamond studded pendants and a pit bull and two lip piercings oh, and a wristband with a skull on it. But when it comes down to it, the Good Charlotte singer has a lot more in common with one of the pre-pubescent, straight-to-video, squeaky clean Olsen Twins circa 1996 (and Ashley at that). Here’s why:
The following picture was taken outside of last weekend’s Bonnaroo Music Festival in Manchester, Tennessee. If you missed the fun, check out the recaps available here, here and lots of other places, then leave a caption for this picture in the comments section!
When I was 3-years-old I’m pretty sure the theme of my birthday party was GI Joe. That sounds about right. Well, when Henry Schally turned 3, he went in a different direction– a dorky, dorky direction. Henry happens to be a huge fan of NewsHour with Jim Lehrer on PBS, so his parents threw him a NewsHour themed party. Check out this video dropped by Vandar02. It’ll make you want to start beating the kid now to help him get accustomed to the inevitable beatings he’ll receive in high school.
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Anyone who’s ever stood at a Baskin-Robbins counter and agonized over which of their delicious ice cream flavors to select knows exactly what Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are feeling right now as they ponder what race of baby they should next adopt to “balance out” their growing family of assorted children. Their current inventory consists of an Ethiopian, a Cambodian, and a Celebritarian – so let’s take a look at some of their future options and see if we can’t help them select the perfect flavor of baby for them to scoop up:
Looking for the perfect place to throw a bachelorette party? If Chippendales is booked, you may want to book a trip to Switzerland. According to their new tourism campaign, a new breed of shirtless Swiss men who aim to please have been bred just in time for the World Cup. The country is pimping out the male half of their population in order to get more female visitors during the soccer season. Check out this commercial on their website, which features all sorts of calendar guys milking udders, holding thick ropes and fondling rakes in an attempt to make you associate Switzerland with
penises hardworkers. The tagline promises that Swiss men will spend “less time on football and more time on you.” But does that mean they’re going to also spend less time blowing on horns and shouting Ricola? That may be too high a price to pay.
(via WOW report)
Now that he no longer has a smoking hot wife or successful music career to worry about, Nick Lachey is doing his part to make sure that date rapists smell good by starring in this ridiculous commercial for Axe Body Spray, which has built it’s entire brand around the mistaken belief that smelling like glorified air fresheners called “Mojo” will make women want to sleep with you: