I love Adam Carrolla. Always have, always will. And I think you will too after you listen to The Man Show Man hang up on Ann Coulter mid-sentence, live on his radio show.
The best part (besides Adam doing what everybody should be doing to Ann Coulter)? Adam’s sidekick who asks “Why the long face, Ann?” Classic.
Link via Gorillamask.
This week, The Wicked Wicked Hammerkatz show off their mix tapes, Olde English goes animated, and Dave Hill visits a movement instructor for the stars!
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There’s so much on tonight I don’t even know where to begin. I know that I’ll be tuning into the MLB Homerun Derby on ESPN (and I’ll be pulling for my fantasy first baseman, Ryan Howard naturally). I also want to check out the Lifetime original movie Not Like Everyone Else because it stars Maeby from Arrested Development and I’ve vowed to support whatever the AD people do for the rest of my life. Yes, that even includes Lifetime movies.
Tonight’s not just about baseball and made for TV movies, though. We get a new Hell’s Kitchen on Fox, a new How To Get The Guy on abc, a new Saved on TNT, a new Kyle XY on ABC Family and so much more. So what are you watching tonight? Vote now!
Since Justin Timberlake is releasing an album soon, whether he knows it or not, he’s symbolically throwing his trucker hat into the ring to compete with K-Fed for the honor of “Worst Music This Summer Made By Someone Who Boned Britney Spears” (we don’t think that redneck dude she married for a day is hitting the studio anytime soon). While Kevin still remains the odds-on favorite, the competition could get stiff depending on just how bad JT’s new album is. We’ll have to wait and see, but in the meantime, enjoy this Celebrity Deathmatch featuring the whitest two homeboys in hip-hop battling each other for sucking rights.
1. I wonder how many “box office report” headlines made some lame pun involving “treasure”. Probably a lot – $132 million
2. Also, it’s funny no one ever questioned the sexuality of Johnny Depp’s pirate character, and he’s wearing freaking eyeliner – $21.9 million
3. If there really were a devil, I don’t think it would wear Prada. It would probably be sporting something more like that human skin get-up from Silence of the Lambs, or maybe Banana Republic – $15.6 million
4. Do you ever see something so horribly dumb and unfunny that you just want to throw your remote control right into the screen? Me too – $12 million
5. Seriously, I’m running out of gas with the jokes about this one – $10.3 million
Now I get it! This must be why everybody I know tuned in to the World Cup final between Italy and France yesterday. It all makes sense now.
Thanks Deadspin… this clears things up a bit. And thanks for directing me to the real reason Zinedine Zidane headbutted that guy.
I can’t get enough of this video. No wonder the dude won the award for Best Player. I love this game! Can’t wait til 2010!
What could get your heart racing with excitement even more than a blurry photo of what appears to be the newborn baby of some celebrity you’ve never met? Well in the case of Suri Cruise, who has thus far refused to validate her existence by providing us with any photographic evidence suggesting she is in fact a real human girl, you’re going to have to settle for this blurry birth certificate which suggests that, at least in the State of California, TomKat’s offspring is indeed recognized as an official human being. But still having seen no pictures, and knowing that almost anything passes for a “human being” in California, my verdict shall remain firmly on the “extraterrestrial test tube experiment” side of the baby scale.
It’s Best Night Ever for Sunday, July 9th! Giulia is here to walk you through the best of Sunday night tv, including Big Spender, Chappelle’s Show Lost Episodes, and Entourage!