SIZZLER: Jada Takes a (Lesbian) Lover?

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We thought Melissa the Impregnantor was our top ‘female rock singer’ making headlines today, but then comes this late-breaking news about Wicked Wisdom’s front woman, Jada Pinkett Smith . An "unamed New Jersey woman" is claiming she’s involved in a 3 year affair with Pinkett Smith. The couple meet up for sexual escapades around the country, while Will hangs out in L.A.

According to the 36 year old woman: "Jada is a very passionate and caring woman. I believe she’s with Will for the  children and for her career. She loves her lifestyle and if she came out as a lesbian, it would be all  over for her. Her children would be gone and her career. I love Jada more than anything and want  to be with her… "It’s time Jada come clean. It’s 2006 and I know how bad she wants to be honest  to the world and stop lying! I am hoping me coming out will inspire her to do the same."

Somehow this explains the couple’s close knit friendship with TomKat. (thanks for the scoop ONTD)

Fakes On A Plane!

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Check out this "phat", "totally street" video of "thug" clothing designer Marc Ecko "tagging" President Bush’s "Air Force One" with "graffiti". 

Oh, and don’t forget to read the "slammin" legal disclaimer in which they admit that what you’ve seen is completely fake, thereby rendering it utterly pointless. 

How "dope".

BWE Photoshop Contest: Tom Cruise: You Complete Me

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Hubbard_lovesmFor the You Complete Me photoshop contest is there anything more appropriate than L. Ron Hubbard completing Tom Cruise? I don’t think so.

Katie still hasn’t popped, so the photoshopped contest hasn’t stopped. Send your submissions to BWEphotoshopContest@gmail.com. We’ll be posting our favorite entries every day until Katie brings that alien side-show baby into the world. So get to it.

Good luck!

(click here to get the Tom Cruise cutout to work with and see some more of our favorite entries)

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Gene Simmons’ Sexercise Auditions

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Gene_simmons_250 Recently, Gene Simmons, Kiss’s sex-crazed front-man, had brainstorm: Why not combine women’s exercise with sex to create the perfect workout: Sexercise. It’s hot for men, it’s slimming for women and the workout video will earn him millions. What’s more, he can hold auditions where hot babes will show him why they should be Sexercise’s workout video hosts. And maybe he can even whip out his bouncey bouncey hand dance.

Wait! He just had another a brilliant idea: why not bring his teenage daughter to the Sexercise auditions?! She can learn how daddy makes his money.

This is too weird to even be explained, so just watch Gene Simmons plug his Sexercise video with teen daughter in tow on TMZ.

EXCLUSIVE: Joe Rogan Hates Obese and Jewish People?

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MUST READ!  When millionaire TV star whose life is way better than yours Joe Rogan is not talking wannabe reality stars into eating pig intestines, or waging online war against college kids, he apparently enjoys posting on his official message board, particularly in a 50-page thread entitled "I finally found that jewf*ck crash".  Featuring the lacking levels of intelligence and sensitivity found on most online message boards, what makes this one particularly interesting is that a public figure like Rogan (and yes, it’s really him) not only tolerates this litany of hate speech, shocking racism and outright cruelty, but he "enjoys it" – hell, he even declares it "the greatest thread in Rogan Board history".  So what exactly does Joe find so funny? 

It all starts when one of the members of the board (pictured) is "exposed" as part of Obesity Help, an online support group for morbidly obese persons.  The rest of the board, including Rogan himself, respond by hurling insults (including some particularly disturbing anti-Semitic language), harassing innocent obese people and posting hardcore pornographic pictures (which, according to Rogan, is mandatory to be granted the privilege of participating in his little gem of an online community).

The Fear of bad publicity is clearly not a Factor for Joe Rogan.

BWE Vacation Destination: Jamaica

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WWTDD has some incredible pictures of Jamaica posted today. Just try to ignore the people obstructing the shots… it looks like a great place to visit!

Beautiful Jamaican vacation photographs here!

While You Were Looking At Hot Scarlett Johansson Pics on Other Sites

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    The Tampa Bay Devil Rays plan on making Will Ferrell’s legendary "More Cowbell" SNL skit a staple on the videoboard at home games. The lowly Rays are hoping that this will make the crowd laugh with the team for once, as opposed to at them.
  • Pretty soon you’ll be able to watch 3-minute NBC shorts while pumping your gas. So at least spending $75 to fill up your PathFinder will be thoroughly entertaining and not the least bit aggrevating from this point out. Gas crisis averted!
  • Jaime Foxx is here to save R&B. But ironically the only thing R&B needs to be saved from is Jaime Foxx.
  • Tool announces North American club tour. Tools excited about the news.
  • The line "One life, with each other, sisters, brothers" from U2′s "One" topped a poll of favorite song lyrics. "I like girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch, chinese food makes me sick" inconspicuously absent from list.
  • Gilbert Gottfried has been named the unsexiest man in the world by the Boston Phoenix. I disagree. Clearly these guys have never f**ked Gilbert Gottfried.

CAPTION THIS: Tom’s Blackberry

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If you caught Tom Cruise’s interview with Diane Sawyer on Primetime Live Friday night, you probably thought the text message he received from Katie via Blackberry said "No baby action yet". But that’s just what Tom saw. We think when Diane looked at the Blackberry, Katie made a last ditch cry for help. Unfortunately, it was too late.

What do you think Diane saw on Tom’s Blackberry? Write your captions in the comments section.

Scarlett Johansson Kelly Clarkson in a Bikini

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Since every other blog on the planet is allowed to show the hot Scarlett Johansson in a bikini photos except for us, (seriously, we’re talking EVERY site. You can’t throw a rock without hitting Scarlett’s beautiful breasts) we here at Best Week Ever want to show you, the readers, that we still have what it takes to be your one-stop-shop for entertainment news… even with our hands tied! So, that’s why, we’re presenting you with… Kelly Clarkson in a bikini photographs! They’re just as good!

Enjoy them while you can. And in the event you come back here and they’re gone, head on over to Hollywood Tuna. Because sometimes you just need pictures of an American Idol in a bikini eating a hot dog. Besides the ones of Clay Aiken.