- Let’s just get this all out of the way at once, shall we? Yes, the Seventh Seal has been opened, and TomKat had their baby gir-lien. Now we can move on to all the less important things…
- Britney Spears may sue the company that makes the high chair that her son Preston recently fell from. Spears says she’s confident that Judge Judy will see her side of the story.
- MTV is developing a new project in which Paris Hilton will star.
- Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have brought their catfight to the casting couch, now competing to see who’s acting skills are shi*ty enough to land them a role in the film adaptation of 80′s soap opera Dallas.
- Joe Rogan fires back at us with an angry missive on his message board! He even called us a bad word!
Your probably know by now that the most famous couple in the world finally had their baby yesterday and it’s a girl!
Congratulations Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy!
In other baby news, Tom and Katie also had a girl yesterday named Suri.
Jason is here to walk you through the best of Tuesday night tv, including American Idol, Pepper Dennis, Less Than Perfect, and Scrubs!
REVERSE-WHITE STRIPES MOVE: Franz Ferdinand. They turned down an offer to sell a song to a "mystery American company" for a $50 million ad campaign. (AdFreak)
PLAYGROUND SLIDE: This elephant slide (pictured) exposes little children for the elephant pooh they really are (A Welsh View)
MISINTERPRETATION: Tom Cruise eating his baby’s placenta. I know, I know it was a joke. How could we have misinterpreted someone with such a great sense of humor except when it comes to adult sized pacifiers, South Park and getting squirted in the face with water. (MediaGab)
REASON TO KEEP KIDS OFF MYSPACE: Charlie Sheen is online dating (TMZ)
PORN STAR NAME THAT NETWORK EXECUTIVES MISTOOK AS WHOLESOME: Pepper Dennis (WB)
We thought Melissa the Impregnantor was our top ‘female rock singer’ making headlines today, but then comes this late-breaking news about Wicked Wisdom’s front woman, Jada Pinkett Smith . An "unamed New Jersey woman" is claiming she’s involved in a 3 year affair with Pinkett Smith. The couple meet up for sexual escapades around the country, while Will hangs out in L.A.
According to the 36 year old woman: "Jada is a very passionate and caring woman. I believe she’s with Will for the children and for her career. She loves her lifestyle and if she came out as a lesbian, it would be all over for her. Her children would be gone and her career. I love Jada more than anything and want to be with her… "It’s time Jada come clean. It’s 2006 and I know how bad she wants to be honest to the world and stop lying! I am hoping me coming out will inspire her to do the same."
Somehow this explains the couple’s close knit friendship with TomKat. (thanks for the scoop ONTD)
Check out this "phat", "totally street" video of "thug" clothing designer Marc Ecko "tagging" President Bush’s "Air Force One" with "graffiti".
Oh, and don’t forget to read the "slammin" legal disclaimer in which they admit that what you’ve seen is completely fake, thereby rendering it utterly pointless.
Well, if he was he probably won’t be after people see this. Like Alex said, clearly the Fear of bad publicity is not a Factor for Joe.
For the You Complete Me photoshop contest is there anything more appropriate than L. Ron Hubbard completing Tom Cruise? I don’t think so.
Katie still hasn’t popped, so the photoshopped contest hasn’t stopped. Send your submissions to BWEphotoshopContest@gmail.com. We’ll be posting our favorite entries every day until Katie brings that alien side-show baby into the world. So get to it.
(click here to get the Tom Cruise cutout to work with and see some more of our favorite entries)
Recently, Gene Simmons, Kiss’s sex-crazed front-man, had brainstorm: Why not combine women’s exercise with sex to create the perfect workout: Sexercise. It’s hot for men, it’s slimming for women and the workout video will earn him millions. What’s more, he can hold auditions where hot babes will show him why they should be Sexercise’s workout video hosts. And maybe he can even whip out his bouncey bouncey hand dance.
Wait! He just had another a brilliant idea: why not bring his teenage daughter to the Sexercise auditions?! She can learn how daddy makes his money.
This is too weird to even be explained, so just watch Gene Simmons plug his Sexercise video with teen daughter in tow on TMZ.
MUST READ! When millionaire TV star whose life is way better than yours Joe Rogan is not talking wannabe reality stars into eating pig intestines, or waging online war against college kids, he apparently enjoys posting on his official message board, particularly in a 50-page thread entitled "I finally found that jewf*ck crash". Featuring the lacking levels of intelligence and sensitivity found on most online message boards, what makes this one particularly interesting is that a public figure like Rogan (and yes, it’s really him) not only tolerates this litany of hate speech, shocking racism and outright cruelty, but he "enjoys it" – hell, he even declares it "the greatest thread in Rogan Board history". So what exactly does Joe find so funny?
It all starts when one of the members of the board (pictured) is "exposed" as part of Obesity Help, an online support group for morbidly obese persons. The rest of the board, including Rogan himself, respond by hurling insults (including some particularly disturbing anti-Semitic language), harassing innocent obese people and posting hardcore pornographic pictures (which, according to Rogan, is mandatory to be granted the privilege of participating in his little gem of an online community).
The Fear of bad publicity is clearly not a Factor for Joe Rogan.